1) I'm new on MAL
2) I don't care about your reaction to another boring reviews.
3) I think i should share what i have in mind...
4) Ok, let's go...
5) This is a bad joke, greycentipede...
6) Alright, moving on!
7) This is not that touchy review so gtfo or you'll hate me more.
7) Yo! *smack*
Sword Art Online; SAO
An anime that unfold the story of a teenager.
Who is hella-good at game. In this case, MMORPG
That one year has changed the living-way of gaming.
For better or worse. Virtual reality has became a thing.
There's that one dude: In Kirigaya Kazuto - We came.
The avid-gamer that do bloody good work at every goddamn thing, including gaming.
Ok, this premise is boring, just start the review already!
Story: 2/10
Sword Art Online:
"Why two out of ten? This is a masterpiece! Yes, masterpiece-ofbullshit-! It's not that bad, no not that BAD. So, why two then? because reasons.
SAO tells the story of our unfortunate protagonist, Kirigaya Kazuto. Yep, from his fame he should be that whiny-little-gay-bitch-nerd-shutin-socially-awkward-kind-of-guy. But no, in the world of games, he trust. What the hell, that doesn't make any sense!? Of course not! it's the reminiscence of the story, it doesn't make any goddamn sense in any goddamn context.
The story is your typical teenager boy who is always goddamn whining about what the goddamn hell is wrong with the "real" world. He wants to goddamn live inside the game world, which he is more goddamn comfortable with. He escapes to the world of Sword Art Online, a hyped MMORPG, just like this goddamn anime... but then the game turn out to be a goddamn survival game, with fridge-horror logic like when your in-game avatar die, you goddamn die, in real world, forever and goddamn ever because frying brain is just like frying fries. This Kirito now wishes he didn't play the goddamn game, alas he was too late. However, his wish is granted, his former certainly is... but then he goddamn whines, he wants to get to real world, again, with a certain girlfriend, and a guy, and another guy, and an AI, all of the girls, harem indeed. Goddamn goddamn goddamn Goddamn Goddamn GODDAMN Goddamn goddamn! goddam! What the goddamn hell you want to bring your goddamn bride out the goddamn survival goddamn game, you wants to survive, then stop the goddamn thing like love is a program! Straight to the end of SAO Arc is a POWER OF LOVE, ASUNA! Yellow eyes! Hiyaaaaah! Then the big-bad dies, the end!
No! there's another arc but it's shitty as hell. Now the boob... i mean Kirigaya Suguha is... yada yada... another game called ALO. Now, i would wish the big-bad's "i am god" plan success. But it's not. Because the anime would be adult-only from the mind to the rape. Imagine, those girls... those goddamn girls. Alright, now it's not the power of a program, but the bid-bad from SAO Arc is back, alive and kicking. The it turns out, he is just a program, goddamn hell. Then, he gave Kirito GM's right, which is essentially cheating. Nice job breaking it, "hero"-kun."
"Then...", grandfather said.
"Grandpa, please stahp.", as his grandchild goes to sleep, forever because the story. Ha ha.
Art: 9/10
Sword ART Online. Yeah. Very good job. Special mention to the special effects. Now that's what you call "Effect" it really affect the atmosphere and tension at fight, and only at FIGHT.
Sound: 7/10
Well, nice. But almost no RPG-ish. It's more like... Good
Character: 1/10
Character is simply flawless!
And Kirigaya Kazuto aka Kirito is, of course BADASS. His character is very interesting; funny, bubbly, innovative, smart, badass, cool, manly, social, cool, funny, unique, and almost perfect. And Asuna also interesting, beautiful, moe, perfect wife. Oh, and Sachi, poor Sachi. And Silica, moe, cute, loli, imouto, And Lisbeth, genki, tsundere, fluffy. And Klein, manly, funny. And Boobs!I mean Sugu, boobs, boobs, boobs. And Yui, cheating device. And Kayaba, smart, wise, the-one-who-never-forget-his-reasons. And Sugou, smart, manipulative. And that Skull Reaper before the final battle in SAO Arc, its character is well-developed; he has scythe and skull, and centipede like, and can one-hit kill many twats. BADASS
Ok, i'm high.
Enjoyment: 3/10
The whole episode make me high. In fact i'm writing this while i''m high.
Overall: (2+9+7+1+3+4):5= 4
This anime just got his ass-saved by the consistent art and decent sound.
The Closing:
No hard feelings, fanboy and fangirl. The concept are decent. In the end, the decent part is overshadowed by the most shallow part ever in MMORPG history:
"No girl would just threw her heart for something that doesn't make any sense."
Wat. This is so goddamn wrong on so many level, this review included.
