I'm still gawking at how bad it was.
Unbreakable Machine-Doll, or Machine-Doll wa Kizutsukanai in it's proper Japanese title, is set in a magical steampunk England. This hasn't really been done before so that's what'd lure most people into this horrible anime, made out of stupid and chromosomes.
There is no story. There really isn't. The studio's attitude was disregard plot. Acquire CGI. I suffered through 2 hours and 20 minutes (about 7 episodes) through this disease they dare call Anime.
The sound was mediocre at best. The music was decent, but the V.A's chosen where obnoxious, loud and without a doubt the most wrong choices for the "characters". I set characters in quotation marks because there wasn't much character to ruin.
The male protagonist, Raishin is a dumbass (surprise surprise right?) He gets offered sex every day, with the hottest pieces of ass walking on that world, and he blatantly refuses each time. The only one he seems even slightly interested in is some random old chick who is obviously using him. Not only that he turns full emo whenever he can't even save a robot dog. Also,
****SPOILERS****
In episode 5 or 6, he turned Yaya into an unbreakable shield, but instead thought "You know what? No, I'm just gonna get my lungs slashed instead of letting the attacker's sword shatter into a billion pieces against Yaya's arm. Thus throwing the entire match because he was afraid an unbreakable machine doll would break from some weak-ass opponent.
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Then there's Yaya. Yaya. She is the most worthless, obnoxious and irritating Anime character I've seen in a LONG time. Not since SAO's Kirito and Asuna have I had the urge to kill myself like that.
Then there's this "Magnus" guy. The typical OP masked guy who may or may not actually be the bad guy. It's not even the fact that they made him such a Gary Stu, but they even failed at that. He has no personality, and only seems to be able to say "Hmph" and "Tsk".
Then there's the older teacher woman who already seems to know everything. Gosh. Who ever would have seen that coming?
Then there's Charlotte, the typical blonde tsundere tomboy. Again, nothing new here.
THEN (Yes I'm going on a rant here) there's Fray, the obligatory white hair, red eyed anime character you see everywhere, she's also the busty clumsy one, so another Mary Sue.
I'm not gonna bother you all with the other horrible "characters"
All in all this anime has given me Cancer, Aids, Malaria and Typhus, so I'm just gonna go ahead and die slowly now.
