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Listen BITCH! You want to call me a NECKBEARD? Am I a neckbeard because I enjoy art? Because I can appreciate the value of an expertly crafted story, amazing gameplay, and a beautiful game world? Because I have experienced more than a normal human being ever will. I have saved the princess. I have defended earth from the Reapers. I have traversed time, space, and dimensions. I am the dragonborn. I am the Witcher. I am the lone wanderer. I have challenged the elite four…… and I won. Does a neckbeard finish Dark Souls in ONE WEEKEND, WITHOUT DYING?? Oh, and it was my first try btw. And that was AFTER I made a speech on transcendental consciousness to a COLLEGE CLASS. I solve impossible math equations ON ACCIDENT. I read philosophy books for FUN. Am I making myself clear sweetie? Or are you a neuronormative GOON who thinks FOOTBALL is the pinnacle of human achievement? You probably couldn’t even jump on a goomba… My ancestors are smiling at me, you fool…... CAN YOU SAY THE SAME THING?