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This asks if I think the readers should watch this. Absolutely. Go waste your time on this like I had to, so I don't feel so alone even if you have a completely different opinion from my own. So, let me give it to the internet like this. Why? Because this has been a funny, entertaining ride. So much so, that I'll be wasting even more of everyone's time typing this up, to pour one out for the boys (Your now dead neurons. You're welcome!).

SPOILERS start. Vague, but offensive opinions below.
Episode 2 Finale Rundown
+The Tentacles. This is Anime, but I didn't see it coming.
-Dozens ... of more minutes of contemplating over killing the nicest boy. After... having already murdered so many!
-Oh, the horror! Not our sweet prince, Main Character!!
-Fight the add spawns. Cry. Repeat. Fight the adds spawns.
+Pieck has ENDURANCE. Very nice.
+Armin, in astral projection, stares at his still body and slaps his tender cheeks to motivate himself. Hilarious.
--Disgusting, crying baby noises. Eren failed you too huh?
+They convinced him to basically off himself, so Levi can do the thing. Hilarious. Payoff. Nobody saw it.
++Vibing to Eliana's vocals.
-Yikes. The answer, again, was DO NOT NUKE, Oppenboi! Iseyama remind us. Nukebadkay. Japannolikey. Genuis.
+"This is how we go out huh." -Connie. As a giant gas cloud was dispersed. Yep. Gas
+Reiner reminding us, this is hell.
---Mikasa stops to fantasize about Eren in front of everybody. Seriously gross. Keep up the DPS please. Write it up later.
----Mikasa needs to stop doing everything she does do. That little girl was staring
--Everyone continues asking "why you do the 80%?".
+"I'm stupid, that's why." -Eren. Glad you came around. We all have to at some point.
-Iseyama kept nuking everything until he now recommends we just go isekai. Be just like him fr.
SPOILERS end.


And people are mad at Anno? So long as they're like ya boy fr. Nothing matters. Have fun, everybody! This was for me.
((((((((((TLDR)))))))))
But you'd best skip this and never watch it if you value yourself or wish to better embrace so.



WHY SKIP? Even the story had to struggle to convince itself the inevitable ending of not resorting to violence. Nobody in the series is really a good template of decision making to thwart disasters. Their rationale ended up allowing Eren to achieve his No-Purpose Goal of "I Felt Like Doing it". But not everybody died?? Even a single life is already an insane failure, folks.
Sure, people are a roller-coaster of rationale, but everyone in AoT only serves as the worst kinds of examples and strangest combinations of the like. That's what ends up being the best of AoT, though. The most ghastly, dumb parts of it. Sasha offering a potato to comfort others, even if she already ate a lot of it. Yelena's death stare after Armin's condemnation. Working on the railroad and EH? All of that silliness is what compelled me to keep watching, along with the bias for post apocalyptic fiction. You can conclude that these mistakes are for the future to learn, for posterity, henceforth it is a good portrayal of media. But, if none of the mistakes had any good solutions to prevent the harm, the whole thing is rotten, just not stinking up the place for certain people.

You can't just heal everything with time, like AoT has summarized, you need to have taken action and not just stand there and let it happen before it's too late. I know, I hate it too.
Take care! Enjoy things! Don't step on them, too much. You nasty lookin' Titan, you.