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Yodel no onna, roughly translated as Onahole to yodel in is a 2016 or somewhere like that anime found on YouTube.com not sponsored by Mark Zuckerberg but however has themes of what he did to the internet. Imagine if you will, you are alone, naked and afraid, now imagine this scenario but then an arm reaches out to caress your bosom and that arm is warm and it is bright and it tingles. That arm is Yodel no onna. Every episode starts of with a sociological problem that needs to be addressed such as, is Baseball truly the japanese pastime that should be taken from ... Americans, which if you ask me I say, give it back it was my childhood. But Yodel no Onna says, with it's arm fully grasping cheek deep against you, "no."

The music is the selling point because it's one track is what all music should aspire to be and that is a 30 second loop of a woman speaking to you and saying "Yodel is fact, yodel is logic." Joe Rogan's famous podcast was taken down by Yodel no onna, leaving him bankrupt and poor like the rest of us. Yodel no onna was also the first anime in space. What if they got sex in minecraft was rumored to be the final episode of Yodel no Onna but it was cancelled by the man himself Hidetaka Miyazaki the maker of the dark souls games for copyright over the idea which he planned to add as a DLC in Elden Ring in which Yodel no Onna would have shown up to sing to the player but as we all know, Japanese Copyright is even worse than disney america copyright.

I like to ask myself, "Why am I horny?", "why does being horny effect my decisions in life?" "will I always be horny?" I will never get the answers I seek, never ever. This will never happen. Beastars is the spiritual successor to Baki the Grappler, maybe. I don't know, but Paru Itagaki once said, "something in Japanese." I don't know what it could mean but I once tried to draw porn of legosi and it didnt get me much views so I have a deep resentment for this series.

Years ago there was an anime called Houseki no Kuni, made with cutting edge cool ... guy CG. This was so good that studio Orange or something then said, "We will never do better then this,but if we bait furries we dont have too." This was a mistake however, a genius one because, as I know all to well, never bait furries, they have no standards and you will always make a 10/10 for them.

BEASTARS is like an RP I once had with someone who really liked the idea of wolf furries being some murder race. Outside of many comments about my sharp teeth, I inevitably realized that I am a sub and Beastars reflects that with its obvious service top Legosi as he tries his best to end racism without trying to have sex with a character that would absolutely get split in half, "Like a Hotdog."-quote from my brother post rehab for his meth addiction, thoughts and prayers to you J. However is thwarted by a sociopath pretty boy who can actually physically handle Legosi's meatstick. Bullying, racism, yakuza and vore fetishism is the heart of beastars. sex and violence are intermixed with each other and its very horny, Its definitely a series I can't show my friends because they are all virgins and the idea of a vagina scared them. I however am very interested in any series that has both a monkey depiction of Hank hill and also a Sexy Panda man who reminds me that yes my father walked out on me and that yes I would very much like him to be my dad figure.

You see, Legosi has a problem, his instincts say "yes its okay to bone bunnies and also rich douchebags." But society says no to these concepts and it makes it even harder when a kid in his drama club is murdered. now I dont know why this is a bad thing as if you ask anyone who worked at a Denny's at 3 am would tell you, "fuck kids in drama, fuck them, they will all stab you in the back." But I don't think theres a furry Denny's so this burden is basically removed from the premise. Legosi then gives a prostitute a hug, starting the events of Beastars.

I know im leaving out a whole lot, but its mostly because nothing fucking happens for a good chunk of the story and what does happen is kinda stupid but its good. There's a big plot point with the furry yakuza and its hijinks from start to finish. However I prefer the whole prey/pred horny moments as its deeply sociological and says a lot about SOCIETY.

All my friends love Beastars, my non anime friends, my anime friends, roleplayers, My fake dads. Its a big hit, but to me as a veteran in something anime-related I just cant help but think Ive seen this all before, maybe not in anime but in furries. We got Zootopia, watership down uhhh Cats don't dance and apparently BNA which fucking sucks actually. BUT BUT all these shows have the same message and that is that, "Racism really do be doing this, which is by all means a good message and preach that as high as you can but with furries its becoming a little expected in the media presented and as an avid "This book has cute character." I wanna see a bit more transformative. I say this after reading the Wise Wise beasts if Wizarding uhhh gaydom and just realize that I am indeed fucking horny.

Sometimes when I get an erection I like to ask myself, "Well this is embarrassing, hope no one sees! I know what to do!" And then I put on Bible Black and then am utterly disappointed that it wasn't a ghetto retelling of the Passion of The Christ with Samuel L. Jackson(FUND THIS). When a hentai is made I like to ask myself what the maker plans to do when they decide to dub their work of 'art'. The man behind such a task must have been deaf in this scenario. I remember my first experience with the dub, (now personally I enjoy subs ... more, mainly to sound like a sophisticated American.) The intro scene equates to the sound of fisting a mayonnaise jar with a rat and an occasional Satan worship thrown in to give it that fresh 'culty' feel.

The introduction of the main antagonist of the franchise is done rather well as she mind controls possibly the worst outfitted schoolgirl in all of Glorious Nippon (who the fuck thought nipple buttons was a good idea?) Bible Black does a great job at making you sympathize for the rapist over the victim, it's the green hair, I fucking hate vegans. The demon dick futa is quite possibly the best written character in this entire series next to the goatee guy in the sequel. Goatee's get me harder than a cat in heat.

The series ends in the most stupidest way ever and I'm glad there was a rimjob scene right after because it solidified how I felt after trudging through two and a half hours of "OH BABY IM GOING TO CUMMMMMM" I swear throughout half this anime there is a rather large set up for some Futa on male but you never get that, especially when there's a one scene of a male fingering session. I guess I just ask to much when I jump into Futanari themed cultist animes.

I watched this with my 41 year old brother, he thought in his words " That bitch got an ass the size of bread slices, this shit is shit." I then pointed out that asses are made to shit, outside of male asses in pornography which are the equivalent to a better vagina. But that's just my opinion.