< 5: Varying levels of offensiveness. Nightmare fuel for those who are weak of heart. Only redeemable quality is to torture those who have seriously wronged me in the past.
5: Completely and utterly unremarkable. The true definition of average. The middle ground between something and nothing. May forget I'm actively watching something instead of having a staring contest with the individual pixels on my monitor.
6: Sparks of an actual attempt to not rob me of my life force. Just doesn't go anywhere or maybe it just wasn't my thing. Most likely wouldn't recommend unless you're truly against being a productive member of society and want to waste time.
7: Pretty good. Above average despite what the school rating system would like you to believe. Didn't leave a truly lasting impression, but left me entertained and would recommend to anyone interested in similar genres and themes.
8: Pretty, freaking good. May have been quirk here or there, but definitely worth watching.
9: Simply great. Left leaving with a slightly altered perception of the world. Leaves a longing for more, but at the same time left with a sense of closure. First things to come to my head when asked for recommendations.
10: The ultimate culmination between artistry and technology. Written and praised within the annals of history for generations to come. Its mere existence belittles your own. Would fap again. Beware any review in any medium that gives a perfect 10 out of 10.