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Jan 8, 2022
*sigh* Hello... my fellow degenerates,
Today I bring you Doura.... sadface
This fuckin' show... It could've been good, I swear, but they FUCKED it all up. Allow me to explain. Also, I could only find two episodes with English sub and the motherfuckers didn't add an outer text stroke so the white is quite literally unreadable for most of the show. This also means I had to gather the story from my dogshit Japanese and visual and contextual cues.
Art: Pretty good, nothing was noticeably bad and H scenes are animated well on top of being uncensored. Female characters were cute so no problems there. Now, lemme tell
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you why this show is so fucking bad. The H scenes are decently made but they show - no joke - a few seconds before cutting to another scene of other characters speaking for like 30 seconds, switch back for a few seconds to the H scene, and repeat. I simply cannot blow my load as I get blue balled at least 5 times per episode. I had to rewind the same 5 second H scene just to finish because the entire show ends before there's a lengthy H scene. Fine, have dialogue but put the entire H scene in at once you sadistic bastards.
Sound: Other than some odd squishing it was good, VA was pretty believable, and moans were fairly tasty.
Character: Little bit of development from the main guy but nothing aside from that. More lore about some but fuck all besides that. One of the characters has the tip of his dick lopped off for some reason? So instead he gets off through smell which I don't know what the fuck was happening.
Story: Israndia wanted revenge for the King doing something to his Guild as he is an alchemist. He made a half-elf named Aria to seduce the King and take over? Assassination? Who fucking cares. But he eventually develops something sorta like 'love' for her due to her reminding him of a shrine maiden he fucked (he also fucked her life over while he was at it) This leads him not wanting anyone to touch her besides him. He also made this rat motherfucker named Albert who died, he made a new one named Albert also - Albert V2 if you will, and his friend named Nigred who aren't the same color. YET, in multiple scenes of episode 3/4 they're the same color which leads him to getting outted for creating life. The story is so shit they even forgot the color of the rat bastards made out of sticks and yesterday's piss held together through clapping his hands together and slapping the ground. In the end, Aria gets stabbed with a sword (yeah I know) protecting her master and he simply gives up on revenge since the King died earlier anyways. Also the evil King's son got executed and his other son is impotent so the bloodline will die out and revenge is technically(?) carried out either way. Cool, he pursued revenge for months, forced his human doll to carry out sex acts with people she doesn't care about and die, for a revenge he gave up on 10 seconds after she died.
Between me and you though, Aria seemed very adamant about fucking as many people as she could 'for her master's sake' *wink wink* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thank you for reading,
With love,
Muffed :3
Reviewer’s Rating: 4
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Dec 15, 2021
My fellow degenerates,
Today I bring you Pink no Curtain.
TLDR: This is a fucked up hentai but not due to H scene content
Art: It's not bad for 1987 but there are barely any H scenes and they don't get graphic really at all. One of the guy's dicks legit looks like a fucked up chunk of wood for some artistic reason. Character designs overall are pretty much the old-school generic ones.
Sound: VA is decent, the music is actually really nice and OP/ED is better than most others, but doesn't really set the mood or anything. It's just good music. Complaint: Not nearly enough high-pitched moans.
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Story: This is where it gets fucked. The whole plot is about this brother who wants to fuck his (older?) sister. Normally this is fine for hentai and I was readily awaiting a sex scene as the sister straight up walks around naked in front of her brother (wtf?!) but it NEVER happens. There is NO H scene between them... Sister fucks her teacher because she "loves" him and he be like "nah there's no love we just be fucking" The brother fucks his friend's "girlfriend?" Brother watches his friend as his friend's gf fuck, friend knew he watched, scum sucker tells his gf to fuck his friend so Brother isn't a virgin anymore. They both fuck, and she legit cries after he cums in her, fuck me... Later, after he fucks her again, he leaves, but then Naoko's (friends gf) brother comes in and wrestles her down and proceeds to rape her... As she yells for help and tells him to stop... My face ------> ._. Now, this wasn't hot as it was very fast-paced, and not much is shown but the brother says "I remember you like it from the back" and I'm like "fuck." Who knows how long he's been raping her from before she decided to live with someone else. No wonder she's fucked up. MC Brother hears/sees what's happening but being the bottom-feeding, shit-slurping, dipshit of a human he is, simply dips and does nothing and calls nobody. Perhaps he thought, "Wow, I wish I had the balls to rape MY sister"
Overall: Not good at all. H scenes are so short and non-graphic it's hard to even whip poor rick throughout the half-hour episode. On top of that, the incest fantasy goes NOWHERE and I have to watch a fucked up girl get raped by people who were supposed to care about her. Strip away everything, and at least the music is good. Only fappable if you're really desperate or can let loose in sub 20 seconds *wink wink*
Thank you for reading,
With love,
Muffed :3
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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Dec 10, 2021
My fellow degenerates,
Today I bring you Kaihouku Chikan Harem.
This is currently the hentai with the least number of members as well as having no reviews. I felt obligated to contribute to the reconciliation of both of these debacles.
Art: Some characters look a little odd and the animation is pretty barebones besides the H scenes. GHSP's vagina looked weird in one of the scenes. Its also uncensored. So at least the H scenes are pretty well animated. Also, in terms of oddness, an example is that one of the guys looks like he has a missing chromosome.
Sound: The voice acting is good, with yummy
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moans. GHSP has a nice voice. The music has a futuristic tone to it but it doesn't sound bad. One of the tracks sounds like it'd be in a .hack dungeon.
Characters/Story:
The two main characters are Sensei Baby Momma and Green Haired Student Pornstar. The episode starts off oddly as Sensei is browsing applications for bondage porn in the school library and just so happens to see her student in promotional material. NSFW doesn't exist in Sensei's vocabulary. The plot is essentially GHSP has to do porn to pay for her parent's debt. Sensei gets pulled into the fray on the porn train, then Ane-san snaps a pic of Sensei reaching Choo Choo to post on tick tock if Sensei wants to be a mo-fuckin RAT. Originally the episode gave me a very "this is going to be disturbing" vibe but it turned out it wasn't that bad. Remember kids, as long as the rapee vocalizes enjoyment, it's okay and you needn't feel remorse or compassion. (jk)
Overall: Definitely deserves more members as I've seen way worse *cough* Futabu Queen Bee Inukuso. The worst point would be... Really only a single H scene towards the end of the episode, the rest is more plot. Fappable/10
With love,
Muffed :3
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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Sep 5, 2021
My fellow degenerate,
Kiss Hug... Seemed an odd name when I thought about it. Although not all too far off for the content involved. Perhaps Blow Suck was taken.
Each episode tells two 10 minute-ish stories which are not connected in any way. There's no synopsis so I did an in-depth look at what it has to offer. Have fun reading my essay.
The first is about a Viagra saleswoman trying to sell to a man who has no money for such nonsense. He spends his money on maintaining his incredibly beautiful hairstyle. Free sample, they fuck, I watch. He agrees to sign a contract for more
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Viagra. 500,000 yen to break it. Also, now there are like 20 more Viagra saleswomen outside his door. I imagine him in his mind realizing that each one he fucks, fucks himself just as much. Perhaps he even commits suicide after signing all the contracts. It's left to interpretation.
Go out with your dick held high and your scrotum empty.
Next is about a 26 (I'm guestimating) year old guy staying at his childhood friend's house who is 10 years younger (16 i guestimate) while her parents are gone. This alone is yabai. What pair of dumb-fuck parents would let a full-grown man who they haven't seen for years into their home overnight alone with their horny teenage daughter? Teenage girl wants to sleep with (not fuck...yet) the guy. He agrees (fuckin' what) Now we're almost in illegal territory. Sleeping with a minor in the same futon who you aren't related to is not what you want the police to hear. His erect dick arouses her even more and blah blah they fuck. This is a crime. The Japanese police would lock his ass up if they found out he's fucking a minor. This may add to his arousal. The sick fuck. The end.
Episode 2
First story is actually the saddest and most fucked up.
This guy who will grow up to be in the NBA has trouble talking to others. But, he has two female friends who talked to him and made friends. How nice! They're on the roof together eating lunch like good little Japanese school kids when he confesses he's never had a girlfriend since he's never had friends. That's sad. So one girl steals his first kiss and the other sucks his dick and then goes down a couple of times on it. They also comment on his large hands further reinforcing he will join the NBA. He's left stunned and confused. I would be too, to find out my only two friends are sluts. So now they bring this girl who wants to lose her virginity but has no boyfriend. What a sad fuckin' story poor girl. So he fucks her. And now his two 'friends' have like every damn girl in the school lined up in the nurse's office to fuck his brains out on a bed while he's tied up and in bondage gear. Innumerable orgasms later he's finally free and questions his 'friends' and feels they should consider his feelings. Good on him. The assho- I mean 'friends' then jokingly brush it off and write some shit like "best friends forever" in permanent marker on his chest. In the end, what he thought were friends, were actually sex-hungry cunts who don't actually love him for who he is, but for his dick size and Michael Jordan hands. What a fuckin' kick in the head.
The last story is sort of weird from the get-go. School friends. Male/female. Girl asks her friend to masturbate her (what the fuck?) and he agrees (WHAT THE FUCK?) Now he's been doing this quite a while but is tired of only getting her off, now he wants action. So he says "do what I say for 1 week and I'll give you a godly orgasm" or some shit. So he molests her on the train, school, the library. After that, a BJ then fucks are given. She loves it, he loves it. Now they masturbate each other. Little did they know they could masturbate themselves while watching hentai like a cultured human.
Credits roll. Also in credits they circlejerk themselves for animating the exact doujinshi panel which they show for comparison.
The stories are fine, the best one is the first one. Mainly because he says "Do they think they'll get sales by sending pretty women around? That's too bad! You came to a poor man's house. You're out of luck." Obviously, this is hentai so the story isn't the priority but it goes from 0 to Fuck real quick every time. It's very abrupt and sudden. No gradual ease into the fucking, but just BAM it goes from "Oh you've never had a girlfriend?" then cuts to her sucking his dick and it sort of threw me off
Music is barely noticeable, ED is shit.
Voice acting is decent, but I'm easy to please. Moan and I will too, easy as that.
Art is sort of weird in this one. It's not CGI but doesn't seem like normal animation either. Especially obvious during breast jiggle it's like... CGI-ish movement but not? Kind of odd, but the colors and designs are nice.
Character development is nonexistent since each story is 10 minutes or less. Nobody was particularly hateable but the slut friends I don't like for doing my boy like that (not fucking, but treating him like that) I also noticed that mainly the women were instigators of sex so if that's a plus for you go for it.
Overall it's fappable which is all that really matters
With love, Muffed :3
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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