Sep 19, 2014
*SPOILERS ARE PRESENT BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU WATCH THIS ANIME FOR THE "PLOT"*
Okay, first I'd like to thank ITzRailWars for their lovely review for the best anime in the world, "Glasslip". Let's begin with the title, "Rail Wars"..Now you're probably thinking this is some shit about having wars on the train tracks maybe? Because that's what it's implying. But wait when you watch this anime what the fuck is happening? Where are the wars between trains? Instead this anime is about a retarded fuck trying to become a train driver? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE TITLE "RAIL WARS"? The
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creator of this anime was just like "HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. LET'S MAKE A SHIT ANIME ABOUT A FUCKHEAD WANTING TO BE A TRAIN DRIVER THAT HAS NO LINK TO THE TITLE LET"S JUST ADD FUCKING BOOBS AND PANTIES TO MAKE PEOPLE WATCH THIS SHIT LIKE EVERYONE ONLY WATCHES ANIME FOR THE BOOBS ANYWAY, FUCK YEAH GOING TO BE RICH WITH THEM DEFINITIONS ON BOOBS WOOOOOO CASH MONEY SWAG" and so on.
The characters are fucking amazing just look at these big boobed bastards showing off the chest. So I'd like to spend my time going thoroughly through what each character is about I will also provide nicknames to what they actually do in the anime.
First of all the "MAIN" Naoto Takayama also known as, "Weak Cunt needs help from girls"
THIS IS THE BEST LEAD EVER, He's one of the most dense fuckhead that has been introduced in ALL OF ANIME PRODUCTION. Who am I kidding pretty much every boy in every anime is dense as fuck. He wants to be a train driver? This anime show knows how to say "FUCK YOUR DREAM YOU LITTLE CUNT!" Look at him the idiot JUST CAN'T EVEN. Overall this is by far the best Male character in the anime.
Aoi Sakurai also known as, "Tomboy with a cunt"
Acts like a cunt, but is secretly in love with Naoto that fuckhead? Like what the fuck you TSUNDERE CUNT. She is by far the most fucked character I have ever seen in my life. In all the fucking episodes she hugs Naoto Takayama like a hentai cunt orgasming every fucking where. Overall she's just a red head retard that is stronger than the MAIN CHARACTER? And she likes to be called "NICE" in a fucking gay ass looking dress cloth thing.
Haruka Koumi also known as, "Big Cow Tits"
WHY THE FUCK DID YOUR DRAW HER WITH MASSIVE BOOBS? Overall it's just boobs, boobs, boobs and more boobs.
And last but the very least Sho Iwaizumi also known as, "I wish I had more lines"
THIS CUNT DOES NOTHING IN THE ANIME HE IS LIKE AN EXTRA IN THE BACKGROUND ALL HE EVER WANTS IS TO EAT WHAT A USELESS CUNT, WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE DO WHEN HE'S NOT IN THE SCENES? Probably jerking off to Haruka Koumi the big fat cow tits girl.Overall he should have gotten more lines if there are 4 main leads but he's like an excluded faggot.
Overall this anime is a piece of shit, Please just come watch Glasslip. Thanks for reading this review about Rail Wars hope you never watch this shit again.
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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