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+Lord_Byron I am confused what your purpose is. She a girl, not a boy.. and u don't seem like a fan of yaoi. I am sorry if there are things I don't know about the situation, I'm just confused.(^^)

Did you lost your cock somewhere?

I see, so it works like your personal Narnia? Hahah Is there some space left in your closet? >3< I'm the type who don't fart much so maybe we can be friends... oh wait! Mirai Nikki, Psycho pass, Death note and Shingeki no Kyojin? Oh no, forget that friend stuffs I think we were meant to be! <3 even if it means accepting the fact you love Mirai Nikki - The gay dude didn't deserve to die that way :T - But hey, if you love psychological thriller I'd highly recommend Aoi Bungaku, just take a look and you'll know what I mean. ;)

But well, I think it's time to ask if you are Uke or Seme to decide who will be the mother of our son, but for now I just want to uncover your James bond side. I'll send a picture of my cock and my real profile in your private message, then you send yours ok?! :D

Oh damn you! You really made me feel super bad for trolling you! Don't troll the trolls! Hahahahah you know, I may look a bad dude, but I'm the type of guy who makes out with you when you're drunk and does your makeup again before you wake up naked. So don't worry. My heart is probably hairy, but it's very big :D

But hey, I see you got a good taste as well. It makes me wonder what's your favorite animes and mangas. Why have you got an another account? Are you hiding from Mafia or from some crazy lesbian maybe?

Quite beholder. You're right, I'm extremely bored but actually not lonely, I just want to meet new people from abroad in a noncanonical way. So don't take me seriously, if you didnt realize, that was a sarcastic joke. I see that I left you upset and you took it personally, what makes me feel bad for it. So I'm really sorry for being coarse. I mean it.

And actually GTO is one of my favorite manga of all time. I see you have some sense of humor. So I would recommend to take a look in shonan junai gumi If you want. It's the badass past of Eikichi. :)

Girl, don't worry. I'm just a hero who is saving the world from the evil yaoi to bring back the peace to this universe. I know. It sounds super-badass, but I don't want to be a legend. I'm modest. I just want to save you and make you mine. Here. Read my thesis:

A Regular Fujoshi
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A Not-fujoshi
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See? When you're not fujoshi only good things happens to you.

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