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CptChloroform you're the biggest pussy on the planet. You're such a pussy that I feel compelled to eat you. Because all I eat is beer and pussy. god DAMN do I love eating pussy. I eat so much pussy that it's on the endangered species list. If my boy Notch ever made a video game where all you do is eat pussy, and you took the highest score ever, I would still eat more pussy than that in real life. If there was an all you can eat pussy buffet they would have to close down in a week because of me. They call me Alf around the way because I'm always trying to eat that puss. If it was possible to actually drown in pussy, I would mutate to grow gills and become aquaman. Only guy who's eaten more pussy than me is Michael Douglas but he's a Democrat so fuck him. Global warming isn't real.

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