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Feb 21, 2016
Hey, Gordon Ramsey? Where did you go to become such a good cook?

GR: "Why, Totsuki Academy, of course!"

...K

Ahhh, Food Wars, everyone's favorite show about food next to Cake Boss and Hell's Kitchen. Located to the east of Flavortown, Totsuki Academy is where most of our story takes place. Grab a bowl of your favorite Weeaboo ramen and sushi and prepare for the taste of SHOKUGEKI NO SOUMA!

STORY:

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Feb 21, 2016
School Rumble (Anime) add
Today I'd like to review with you guys an anime I recently finished called School Rumble! Since this anime is fairly old and nobody I know talks about it, I figured I might as well check it out. Turns out that anybody who's anybody has seen this show and considers it a classic! Seriously guys, you need to tell me about these things!

Anyways, let's start off with the basics

Characters

First, let's look at my favorite characters in the show. I'll then focus on the few characters that I actually disliked.

Harima Kenji

It's not often that you find a protagonist done this well. Harima's personality is extremely accurate ...
Feb 18, 2016
Do my homework!
Make me a sandwich!
Call that guy a stupid butt-head!
Say sorry to the guy!
And so on and so on

Woah, that's a bunch of tasks! Who'd ever do all of those if asked to do so? Well, a middle-schooler known as Komori-san, that's who! If you thought doing chores around the house for your middle-class parents was hard enough, Komori-san literally cannot deny ANYTHING she's asked!

Komori-San Can't Decline, or Komori-San wa Kotowaranai, is about your typical middle schooler who has a knack to do anything that people ask her to do, Komori. As explained later in the anime, this is because Komori has a HUUUUGE ...
Feb 18, 2016
Spoiler
Imagine you're 13, it's recess, and you're with your posse of friends.

(Half of you don't even need to pretend ayyyy lmaoooooooooo)

So anyways you're out playing Naruto or some stupid stuff like you roleplayers do when all of the sudden you see the weird kid that's in the corner of class following your squad.

(Tbh that kid is most likely you and your otaku trash lifestyle being funded by your parents that are about done with your emo crap)

You want him to buzz off, but can't say it straight to his face, so you make him play some stupid character like Sasuke. Just kidding, you're ...
Feb 18, 2016
Hey kids, have you ever wanted to live in a fantasy anime with dragons, elves, nekomimis, and complete other bullcrap? Me neither! Don't worry though, because this anime called Gate does just that for you, except not quite as you'd think. Alright folks, let's HACK INTO THE GATE!

(My god, did I just say that? I just said that...)

Let's add a synopsis, because no bad review ever has a synopsis in it!

SYNOPSIS:
In August of 20XX, a portal to a parallel world, known as the "Gate," suddenly appeared in Ginza, Tokyo. Monsters and troops poured out of the portal, turning the shopping district into a bloody inferno.

The ...
Feb 14, 2016
I haven't seen everything yet. You think you have, but you'll never be able to officially say so until you watch an anime about...

Ping Pong

Yes, it's about ping pong! Your favorite sport to stereotype Asians around the world has become an anime! People who've watched this show will agree that it's a gem in storytelling. However, is that statement REALLY true? I decided to watch this show so you wouldn't have to in order to give my own opinions about its animation, soundtrack, characters, and supposedly-godly storytelling all mixed into the best gosh darn blog you've ever seen about a sport that's debatably not a ...
Feb 12, 2016
Teekyuu 6 (Anime) add
Preliminary (3/12 eps)
What do you think when you watch sports anime? Many who're fans of Kuroko, Yowamushi, or even Haikyuu would probably think

However, you sad emo pieces of trash who'd rather watch shows like Elfen Lied and Serial Experiments Lain most likely think sports anime is crap and is a terrible excuse of an anime. Well do I have news for you guys.

That's right, I spent 2 entire days marathoning the five season and still ongoing show that is Teekyuu! Get ready for the ride of your lives.

STORY

That synopsis doesn't the anime justice. I can tell you what Teekyuu is about in just one picture:

That's right, it's ...
Feb 12, 2016
It is without question that the harem genre is slowly becoming worse and worse. This is mainly because since roughly around 2011, the anime industry hasn't tried at all to create brand new tropes and ideas and instead use the generic blueprints derived from their predecessors. In this regard, Saekano is the metaphorical parasite of the harem genre.

PLOT

Let's go off on a tangent for a bit and talk about a little show I call OreShura. In my opinion, I consider OreShura to be one of the few harem shows that a fan of the genre must watch simply because it stands out from the ...
Feb 12, 2016
Just what makes this show THE BEST ROM-COM OF THE FALL SEASON?

PLOT

Most generic harem animes have the same premise, especially the trope where the protagonist is the only male in the entire school. Though Shomin Sample has harem-esque tropes and cliches, it brings brand new things to the table. For example, how many harems have you seen where every girl in the show assumes the main protagonist is gay? How many harem shows have you seen where the Ojou-sama character lacks knowledge of anything "commoner" related? In this regard, Shomin Sample is just as innovative as it is naughty.

I'm not going to pretend that it ...
Feb 10, 2016
Spoiler
FROM THE MAKERS OF ANOHANA

Do you like romance? How about romance with aliens? Yes, I'm looking at you, hentai watchers; you know you love that shiz.

With "Buy Your Special Someone Something In Exchange For Sex Day"—I mean Valentines Day coming up, you know love is in the air, so why not review a recent "romance" anime I've recently watched called Waiting To Get Dem Alien Nudes In The Summer, or AnoNatsu for short.

SYNOPSIS
"Movie hipster-nerd abandons his normal life in order to get into the alien-sluts' pants."

PLOT
The story of AnoNotSoGood kicks off the same way any other typical romantic comedy would. Heck, if you took the ...


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