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I don't really like anime.
For quite some time now, I've had this lingering suspicion that the japanese government created anime as a sort of weaponized autism to be unleashed quietly on america in an attempt to rot america's youth and create an entirely unfuckable generation of kids who can't carry on their family lines. Generation Lost. Some ol' supervillain shit. Why would they do such a thing? Uh, I donno, ask fucking nagasaki. It adds up. It would have been a great plan, too, had it not backfired spectacularly, what with Japan now being the mecca for weebs and sex weirdos.
On the contrary...
Anime isn't for weebs, okay? It represents an integral part of our emotions that can only be expressed in the form of wonderful Japanese animations. It can tell stories in as little as three minutes, and they can connect people with feelings they’ve never felt before. Anime isn’t and will never be "for weebs" as long as humans perform and appreciate art. Do you think art ever died? Just like matter, art can neither be created or destroyed. Art exists in us as an intelligent species, and we will never let it die lest we lose ourselves to the darkness. Anime can be thought of as art in its purest elemental form, created by our fundamental instincts that have evolved after millions of years of life and death. Animators as intellectuals provide anime with the pedestal of honor they deserve, and I expect you to do the same.
Rating system:
10: Add Sword Art Online, it's undeniably the best anime of all time. The intricacy, the philosophy, the character development, the world building and the narrative all make it the best. All the beta tier anime in the game; garbage like One Piece, Naruto you can delete them all. They aren't even comparable to the king, SAO. Add Kirito ( Best protagonist) please. Now, I understand. Your measly minds cannot comprehend Sword Art Online. Your meager intellect couldn't understand anything beyond the surface level of SAO. Your criticism against it is pathetic, undeserved, and above all, baseless. All of you maggots are quick to flock to series like Berserk (The worst black swordsman). Whilst you denounce and condemn SAO. You say the rape in SAO is horrible; yet you hold Berserk in high regards. The hypocrisy is laughable! Kirito's escapism plays a big part in the story. His character development enforces him in the history books as the greatest protagonist in all of fiction. The idea of illusion and reality are often overlooked by buffoons. The same buffoons look at Evangalion like a classic, with incredible philosophy, but fail to see SAO. It's world building also puts it at a tier above the rest. The setting and attention to detail Reki Kawahara puts in to Aincrad among other locations is truly sublime! One Piece might be regarded as having great world building, but will always stand in the shadow of SAO and its glory. The cast also further optimizes your reading experiences. You feel as though they are apart of your family. Kawahara's ability to manipulate emotions, and make readers/watchers understand the characters struggles, ideals and motivations is beyond belief. The care he puts into character development is unbelievable. For these reasons, I believe SAO is the king of not only modern anime, but all anime. It's addition to the game of ABA would be fantastic. If you took away all other characters, from other anime, and left only SAO, the game would be even better!.
9: good.
8: good.
7: good.
6: good.
5: good.
4: good.
3: good.
2: good.
1: my dick.
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All Comments (3) Comments
The extreme content led to people giving misinformative information about the anime peko.
Thing is, Boku no Pico is actually a social satire of young relationships peko. And the fact that many people failed to see this, just kinda goes to show how many normies invest the anime industry peko. Most people did not pay attention to, or were just not smart enough, to see Boku no Pico's subtle messages about having to grow up peko.
In a way, Boku no Pico is more intelligent than critically acclaimed anime like Evangelion and Ghost in the Shell peko.
How is it fair, that Boku no Pico gets banned peko. While Evangelion gains millions of dollars after showing Shinj masturbating on a girl's face peko? Or how come Ghost in the Shell gets positive reviews, despite showing naked woman to young, prepubescent children peko?
Or look at Dragon Ball peko! Very successful franchise, despite the fact that It shows Goku naked peko! But when Boku no Pico does the exact same thing, it gets hate peko!?
This is just kuso detarame peko. The anime industry is nothing but fake news and double standards peko. And someday, I am going to expose these mazaafakkaasu for falsely banning anime peko. THEY'LL F*CKING PAY PEKO..
The extreme content led to people giving misinformative information about the anime.
Thing is, Boku no Pico is actually a social satire of young relationships. And the fact that many people failed to see this, just kinda goes to show how many normies invest the anime industry. Most people did not pay attention to, or were just not smart enough, to see Boku no Pico's subtle messages about having to grow up.
In a way, Boku no Pico is more intelligent than critically acclaimed anime like Evangelion and Ghost in the Shell.
How is it fair, that Boku no Pico gets banned. While Evangelion gains millions of dollars after showing Shinj masturbating on a girl's face? Or how come Ghost in the Shell gets positive reviews, despite showing naked woman to young, prepubescent children?
Or look at Dragon Ball! Very successful franchise, despite the fact that It shows Goku naked! But when Boku no Pico does the exact same thing, it gets hate!?
This is just f*cking bullsh*t. The anime industry is nothing but fake news and double standards. And someday, I am going to expose these mother f*ckers for falsely banning anime. THEY'LL F*CKING PAY..