| Ditto; It can turn in to anything, ANYTHING I TELL YA! |
| Sandshrew! And neither do I know many past the first, well, actually I know quite many from the second generation too. |
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| Guardevoir! Because...Guardevoir! |
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| Haunter Its a ghost you can't mess with a ghost. |
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| Pikachu will always be my favorite! |
| This love for Hirasawa Yui consumes me, washing over my dirty weeaboo body with a cleansing warmth that allows me to reach greater heights. It inspires me to be a better man; not the man they deserve, but the man she deserves. Yui, I love you. With everything I have. You are my one, my only. Mai waifu. |
| And then you guys realise that Ditto is genderless. |
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Moimy said: And then you guys realise that Ditto is genderless. If genderless can look like that... Who cares!? （；゜０゜） |
| I saw a nice Ditto above..well mine is Charizard :P |
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LLXIII said: Moimy said: And then you guys realise that Ditto is genderless. If genderless can look like that... Who cares!? （；゜０゜） No vagina. Also, fictional creature and Ditto turns into other Pokemon. |
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Moimy said: LLXIII said: Moimy said: And then you guys realise that Ditto is genderless. If genderless can look like that... Who cares!? （；゜０゜） No vagina. Also, fictional creature and Ditto turns into other Pokemon. Hey, I'd make it imitate the real thing. Stop spoiling my fun! ヽ(´o｀； |
| Your fun doesn't exist. And better for it to be ruined now, rather than when, by some crazy miracle it somehow happens that a Ditto appears, you find out there's no anything on dat thing. |
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| ...Alright captain serious. |
| well since we're talking about pokemon right now, nothing should be real in this thread, so lets just continue with ditto being able to change into that girl. :) |
| No, let's continue with Ditto being unable to change into that girl. And even if Ditto could, that'd be beastiality. You sickos. |
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Arex said: well since we're talking about pokemon right now, nothing should be real in this thread, so lets just continue with ditto being able to change into that girl. :) I agree, we're all here to have a laugh after all. (^｡^) |
| Except for all the ones with beastiality boners. |
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Moimy said: Except for all the ones with beastiality boners. I thought it was fictional and didn't count? |
LLXIII said: Moimy said: Except for all the ones with beastiality boners. I thought it was fictional and didn't count? It is, but obviously people's imaginations can get away with them. |
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| Let's suppose Ditto could change into that girl. And suppose that LXIII "bred" with it. In Pokemon, when a Pokemon breeds with Ditto, the child is never a Ditto even if the other Pokemon was male. So, who lays the egg? Rather than getting into that nightmare scenario, I will take a Mew instead, and have (not so) clean, safe fun without having to worry about the repercussions. A (female) Zoroark using illusion is fine too, at least for eye candy, if not for playing with. |
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| Obviously, Ditto has, at first glance, a perfect evolutionary adaptability in that it can breed with anything. So obviously it must have "something", or rather, "anything" in the reproductive organ department, depending on the scenario. Then of course, on closer inspection, the real WTF comes along when you realize that indeed, the offspring is never a Ditto, and Dittos can't breed with each other. Then whence cometh Ditto?! The mind boggles. Anyways, for me I'd say Gardevoir for being creepily adorable (NO, there's no fur, so it's not furry dammit!) and a shiny Rayqyaza for being fucking awesome. Then Darkrai, Giratina and Mewtwo lagging right behind. |
| wargreymon!! I choose you! |
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| mine's Lopunny, the sexiest pokemon, |
| I don't want kids just yet! ヽ(´o｀； Also, why has a joke turned into a debate? Haha! |
| Gotta say Absol... why the hell isn't it legendary?? |
| Arcanine. |
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| Jolteon is the only valid answer. |
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| Actually, I have changed my mind. Oda Nobunaga is the only valid option. |
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FOEbulous-max said: Actually, I have changed my mind. Oda Nobunaga is the only valid option. I c what u did ther. |
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| Charizard! Or a Ninetails~! |
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Fushigi-no-Oto said: Lol ok mine would be scyther. That one left an impression on me when i first saw it Hellz Yeah! Scyther was THE original badass. That is to say, if you could call a pokemon badass, it would be Scyther. But does anyone else think that if the pokemon games were in the least bit realistic, there would be sooo many dead wild pokemon? I mean, do you think a "fainted" pokemon is really just unconscious? After getting body slammed, slashed, electrocuted, flamethrower-ed, and who knows what else? And even if they DO survive, how the fuck are they going to get to a pokemon center? Those games are BRUTAL. |
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herpinderp said: Check out the manga. Zombie Pikachus in the graveyard tower place even, pretty lol.But does anyone else think that if the pokemon games were in the least bit realistic, there would be sooo many dead wild pokemon? I mean, do you think a "fainted" pokemon is really just unconscious? After getting body slammed, slashed, electrocuted, flamethrower-ed, and who knows what else? And even if they DO survive, how the fuck are they going to get to a pokemon center? Those games are BRUTAL. |
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