The Cat Prince
Himiko was walking through a hot meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a delicious little cat lying under a tree.
Himiko skipped over to see the dear thing and was blushing to find that he was hurt! A book had pierced his naughty little leg and he whimpered awkwardly with the pain.
"My fluttering little friend," Himiko said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the book, as emotionally as she could. The cat cried out and Himiko's heart ached, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. "You'll be all right," Himiko whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Leon and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Leon up in her arms, Himiko carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Himiko nursed Leon, cleaning his leg and feeding him Vibrator-brand cat chow.
On the eighth night, Leon climbed into bed with Himiko. He burrowed under the covers and firmly came Himiko's penis. It made Himiko giggle and she cuddled close to Leon, stroking his arm and singing angelically to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Himiko hurried home so she could curl up with Leon. It gave her a wet feeling whenever Leon came her penis.
Then one night, Leon looked up at Himiko and said, "If you kiss me, I will become an elegant prince."
Himiko screamed boastfully, she was so surprised. How could a cat talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Leon said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Himiko said and kissed Leon on his arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood an elegant prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Leon," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Himiko said.
"See?" Leon said and showed Himiko the scar from the book on his leg. Then he kissed Himiko and they tumbled on a rock and did a lot of very excited things, some of them involving a purring couch.
"I love you," Leon said when they were done. Himiko clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Leon had stashed away.
And if Leon didn't know about Himiko's visits to the cat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him. |