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| OH GOD WHAT. |
 "if the show is good i couldn't care less if hitler directed it and the production values was a banana." - Salsk |
"Wait," K_N said and caught Xinil by his penis. OH GOD WHAT |
"if the show is good i couldn't care less if hitler directed it and the production values was a banana." - Salsk |
I did it wrong but I still loled. |
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What's this I don't even... |
seishi-sama said: What's this I don't even... Bonus episode of K-on, probably... |
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| Yeah, it seems so... Dang, I like this thing. So, please, enjoy another K-On bonus episode. |
seishi-sama said: I want that doujin.Yeah, it seems so... Dang, I like this thing. So, please, enjoy another K-On bonus episode. |
| The Adventure Of The Youkai Reimu and Marisa were out for a lazy Valentine's walk in a danmaku battle. As they went, Marisa rested her hand on Reimu's armpit. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so master, Reimu was filled with black and white dread. "Do you suppose it's shiny here?" she asked loudly. "You fast silly," Marisa said, tickling Reimu with her donations box. "It's completely frozen." Just then, a grazed Youkai leapt out from behind a broom and bombed Marisa in the spell card. "Aaargh!" Marisa screamed. Things looked multicolored. But Reimu, although she was red and white, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a spark and, like a CHEEEEEEENNNN, beat the Youkai gloatingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to bomb innocent people." Then she clasped Marisa close. Marisa was bleeding scarily. "My darling," Reimu said, and pressed her lips to Marisa's hat. "I love you," Marisa said sleepily, and expired in Reimu's arms. Reimu never loved again. |
| The Platypus Princess |
| もののあはれ。。。 |
| Quickly Tripping TurnipKing tripped along Swiftly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Noncomplatypus, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Bug hopping along, carrying a Cat in its mouth. TurnipKing was almost On a fuckin' boat when he came across a Ugly cake, lying alone on a Glowing plate. "That must be a treat from my Crazy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked Mindblowing, so he ate it. It gave him the most Lovely tingling sensation in his Foot. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Noncomplatypus. When Noncomplatypus came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over. "What is it?" TurnipKing cried Huskily. "Your Penis! And your Head!" Noncomplatypus said. "They're Scarred! Can't you feel it?" TurnipKing felt his Penis and his Head. They were indeed quite Scarred. "Oh, no!" TurnipKing said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that Ugly cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?" "I didn't leave you any cake," Noncomplatypus said. "I got you a Chainsaw. It must have been that Horrified man who lives nearby. He acts a little Extremely, ever since he Punched a Dog." "But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" TurnipKing sobbed. "Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Noncomplatypus said Incredibly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your Penis is really Radiant like that." "Really?" TurnipKing dried her tears. TurnipKing kissed Noncomplatypus and it was an entirely Childish sensation, Like a titan that casts a deadly shadow. They spent the night having entirely Childish sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that. |
| holy crap that doesnt make sense at all^^ |
VudisOct 17, 2010 10:18 AM
| To And And and and and were celebrating an and Valentine's Day together. and had cooked an and dinner and they ate and by candlelight. "My darling," and said, stroking and's and, "I have something for you." She gave a box to and. "It is but an and token of my and love." and opened the box. Inside was an and and! She gazed at it and. Then she gazed at and and. "It's and," and said. "Come here and let me and you." Just then, an and crone sprang out of hiding and cackled and. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an and voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table. and read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister." They stared at each other and as the crone cackled some more. and's and began to tremble. Then and shrugged, pulled out an and, and hit the crone on her and. She fell over dead. "Problem solved!" and said and kissed and and. "This is an and Valentine's Day!" They and burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul. And then they and each other all night long. |
It seems that there's 13 different prompts/skeletons it uses at random. I played with it until I got was repeats, even then it would rearrange some of the words. Lets just say, I've seen Light and L in situations not even my mind would have come up with... 0.x |
mandralyneOct 17, 2010 12:28 PM
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| The Battle For The Doughnut In space, Xathras raped his doughnut. He had been busy with the doughnut for hours and now wanted nothing more than a vulgar cuddle or a short massage from his lover Noncomplatypus. He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his mindblowing Noncomplatypus appeared at the door, grinning extremely. "Put down the doughnut," Noncomplatypus said again. "Unless you want me to rape that doughnut on your penis." Xathras put down the doughnut. He was lacking. He had never seen Noncomplatypus so cum rejecting before and it made him slutty. Noncomplatypus picked up the doughnut, then withdrew a bike from his anus. "Don't be so lacking," Noncomplatypus said with a cum rejecting grimace. "A medusa bit my mouth this morning, and everything became ravishing. Now with this doughnut and this bike I can again rule the world!" Xathras clutched his profane mouth happily. This was his lover, his mindblowing Noncomplatypus, now staring at him with a cum rejecting anus. "Fight it!" Xathras shouted. "The medusa just wants the doughnut for his own mindblowing devices! He doesn't love you, not the vulgar way I do!" Xathras could see Noncomplatypus trembling happily. Xathras reached out his penis and touched Noncomplatypus's anus again. He was mindblowing, so mindblowing, but he knew only his profane love for Noncomplatypus would break the medusa's spell. Sure enough, Noncomplatypus dropped the doughnut with a thunk. "Oh, Xathras," he squealed. "I'm so vulgar, can you ever forgive me?" But Xathras had already moved in space. Like a giants penis that splits virgins in two, he pressed his penis into Noncomplatypus's anus. And as they fell together in a ravishing fit of love, the doughnut lay on the floor, slutty and forgotten. |
| cum rejecting anus |
Youkai_moe said: Indeed.cum rejecting anus |
| So, this happened: |
| And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!" |
| I Saw Mary Jane Kissing Santa Claus Tom woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one gay box that looked like a gay. Then Tom noticed that Mary Jane was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either. Tom thought that he would surprise Mary Jane. Maybe even sneak up behind her and kick her on her gay gay. That always made Mary Jane gay. Tom crept gay down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its gay lights, and the presents, heaped up gay, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Mary Jane. Kissing someone. Tom was so angry, he picked up a gay from a table and threw it gay on a rock. They both looked around. "Mary Jane, you gay fish!" Tom yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Tom looked and then rubbed his gay and looked again. It was Santa Claus. "Let me explain," Mary Jane said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe." "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a gay kiss it was." "Well, I suppose," Tom said gay. "If he was under the mistletoe." "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be gay." That seemed reasonable. Tom went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa. Santa was the best kisser ever, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. He made Tom's gay feel all gay. "You see?" Mary Jane said gay and Tom saw. So they had a threeway. Everybody's presents were late. |
| Its like every time I come back to visit you guys sink lower and lower... Such Horrible Story Telling :/ |
| Oh come on, you didn't like "as if time itself were controlled by the Dutch"? :s |
| And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!" |
Seight said: Oh come on, you didn't like "as if time itself were controlled by the Dutch"? :s That was okay....still lacked emotion and soul. |
V0YANT said: I prefered "Like a giants penis that splits virgins in two"Seight said: Oh come on, you didn't like "as if time itself were controlled by the Dutch"? :s That was okay....still lacked emotion and soul. |
| Handcuffs In Time Try and beat this one... |
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| Can I dribble instead? |
| wow i love this shit |
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