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| - Whole lotta icecream! - was shouting the possum in the bar meanwhile, wasting the bribe money: - Icecream for everyone on Earth on me! |
| Xylophonists approached to possum asking to have some ice cream. |
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| "yeah, I will have some." she replied. |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| Zap! The possum pulled out a taser and zapped the xylophonists before they could eat any of the ice cream! |
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| Amazingly, icecream tasted 100x better after getting a zap, as was attested by 100% of the present xylophonists! "What a discovery!" - thought the possum. |
| Because of this new-found discovery, the possum went around zapping everyone around town and started throwing ice cream at them! |
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| Church started getting really concerned because people and animals alike were achieving spiritual enlightenment now through Zappedicecreamism |
| Dollar bills were still being carried by the possum after that old man gave all the money to them. So the possum decided to donate to the new Zappedicrecreamism. |
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| Either way, when beavers returned form the Moon emptyhanded and angry, they saw everyone lying around unconscious in pools of icecream and they really freaked out! |
| Finally they had a chance to eat that ice cream but something unimaginable happened again. |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| God, enrobed in linen so brilliant and bright it blinded all who looked upon it, leaving only a silhouette of the almighty figure, descended from the heavens above and declared, "IT IS TIME, DEAR CHILDREN, FOR YOU TO GO FORTH AND DEFEAT THE DEMON LORD." |
| - Hold it! - said the beavers: - Why do we have to deal with your demon lord?!!! Huh?! It's your problem! Go and resolve it yourself! |
| - Go fight it by yourself!- said the wild cat, that emerged from somewhere unnoticed, jumped on the ice cream and ate it all, before anyone else could react. |
| - I will go! - suddenly said Possum - whom nobody recognized as he was clad in knight armor: - I will defeat the Demon Lord! - obviously, it was an excuse to get the hell away from angry beavers. |
| Just then, the possum discovered the magical koto of eternal hope! |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Kangaroos then stole the magical koto of eternal hope and ran off. |
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| Lost they think it was, the kangaroos stole it switfly from under their noses. |
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| Mommy, look at the kangaroos! |
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| "No! Don't go near them!" Said the mom. |
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| Oops they didn't listen her. |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| Poof, the kids disappeared |
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| Quietude was restored in the absence of the children and for the first time in many years the mother felt a great burden had been lifted off of her shoulders, so much so that tears of relief and joy dared to leak from her eyes. |
| Randomly, a radioactive raccoon jumps through a window and starts wreaking havoc, disrupting the mother's well-deserved peace |
DRINK SOME WATER! FOOL!!! |
| Sekai, the radioactive racoon was sekai all along! |
| Then a yellow witch appeared and informed Sekai & the mother that they took had to fight the demon lord before equipping them for battle. |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| "Ugh!" Said the mother, staring at the corpse of her chil She then uses her new gear to attack the yellow which |
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| "Very foolish of you." The yellow witch said as he easily evaded her attacks before spanking her into compliance |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| “Where did you learn that dirty trick, boy?” The yellow witch said, while subdued. |
| "Xylophone!" The radioactive racoon screamed, staring a demon lord shaped like a xylophone |
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| Yellow witch started running and performed a swift attack on the radioactive raccoon, causing the raccoon to fall off a cliff. |
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| Zone to zone, the raccoon fell down and eventually it died. |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| And then the raccoon imploded on impact. |
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| But then something strange happened there. |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| Cassowaries appeared and ate the remains of the raccoon. |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Dangerous cassowaries then left quietly. |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| Everyone was puzzled: why did cassowaries eat the raccoon? Was it, perhaps, a ritual to resurrect him, - a hopeful rumor started spreading! |
OniMageMay 13, 6:28 AM
| Four people started spreading the rumour all around town! |
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| "God might resurrect the raccoon," The Yellow Witch murmured ,"in exchange for a boon." |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Financing god to save a raccoon? I'm in! - said the catgirl, and gave Yellow Witch one dollar. |
OniMageMay 14, 9:05 AM
| BUMP! :D |
| Just the, the Yellow Witch noticed a schism in the space time continuum and used it to contact God |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Knight of the god ordered them to not contact god like that. |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| - Like what?! - Said the Yellow Witch |
| Mario suddenly jumped out of a pipe and smacked the Yellow Witch in the face! |
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| - Not like this! - exclaimed beavers, who walked in on this scene and were really unhappy with Mario treating a lady like this! |
| "On my honor," Mario began, "I strike no lady but a witch through and through, wily and wicked, and ask you now to aid me in burning her at the stake, that we may all be alleviated from her evil ways." |
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