| I don't have jurisdiction over this matter Stole your food |
 𝒫𝑜𝓅 𝒶 𝓅𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒾𝓂𝓂𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒𝒹 𝒯𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒫𝓊𝓇𝒾𝒻𝓎 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝒾𝓈𝑜𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹   |
| would :( stole your waifu |
| it would be battle of the ages :) Tried to hug you |
 Even if a question has a proper answer, sometimes one cannot simply give it away. – Holo  |
| 2 seconds tops sold you pcp |
| Start chewing on my own arm Appeared in a dark street corner as you walk back home late at night? |
Check out my anime reviews or my pet will get you: Mezase Pokémon Master  |
| call the police stole your food |
 ͏ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴs ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ sᴛᴜғғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛs ᴇɴᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴsᴄɪᴏᴜsɴᴇss ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴀʏ. ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇs ɢᴇᴛ ᴅʀᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴜғғʟᴇ, ᴛᴏᴏ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛs ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ sᴀᴜɴᴛᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs ~ɴᴀᴛsᴜʜɪᴋᴏ ᴋʏᴏɢᴏᴋᴜ |
NextUniverse said: would :( gave you a hug |
| Accept Ate your fries |
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| If you take all of them, Imma f*cking kill you Says that your mom is gae |
Pain desu |
| lick him until he starts crying licked your waifu's tummy in front of you |
 holy fuck theres a lotta cats is this place heaven? ✩✩✩ |
| If girl: Starts recording If boy: Shoots you 6 times with a revolver If your gender is unidentified like Ougi: Still shoots you 6 times with a revolver Puts ketchup on your pizza |
| Pain desu |
| probably have you eat it stole the last bite of your food? |
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| Nothing, it’s not worth it Put pineapples on your pizza |
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| I'd eat it! Transfer a million dollars into your account |
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| fill my house with plushies locked you in my cellar |
| holy fuck theres a lotta cats is this place heaven? ✩✩✩ |
| call the police asked you for a favour? |
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| just thank you were to spoil a series? |
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| Send a d-mail to my past self to never chat with you EVER Am your father |
| "Rating are for Casul" "While masterpiece are for Pleb" "But shit taste is enlightenment" "Go watch School Days you Weebs" |
| ask for pocket money? were your sibling? |
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| Call mother Enter your house |
 Made by k3ti |
| Let you sit down and watch anime for a bit before escorting you out Offered you sandwiches |
  𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 - 𝘓𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘴 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭 |
| eat? invaded your personal space |
| holy fuck theres a lotta cats is this place heaven? ✩✩✩ |
| slap you measured your genitals |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| watch some tv together married into ur family |
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| eat choco mint ice cream and watch tv stole your cat |
| holy fuck theres a lotta cats is this place heaven? ✩✩✩ |
| cry. ask for it back. tried but failed to murder you |
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| bitch slap you in the face to assert dominance stepped on your foot |
| punch you smelled your hands |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| lick your eyeballs licked your eyeballs |
| cut your legs off gave you my cookies |
| holy fuck theres a lotta cats is this place heaven? ✩✩✩ |
| eat them twerked |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| eat the cookies. kidnap you but take you to chuck e. cheese |
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| counter your kidnap attempt and blow up chuck e cheese what i just said |
| holy fuck theres a lotta cats is this place heaven? ✩✩✩ |
| slap you to death called the cops on you |
| holy fuck theres a lotta cats is this place heaven? ✩✩✩ |
| I know the top dawg cops in this town, you're toast buddy Edit; Ninja'd huh, Well I'd probably accept. Offered you tea to calm you down |
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| file a lawsuit suddenly died |
| mourn for 10 minutes and move on am actually one of skywalker's descendants |
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| lol eksdee ot: call FBI |
| ( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( ) Tottoro~! Totoro dezZzZ... ( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( ) |
NextUniverse said: file a lawsuit suddenly gave you a pineapple |
| tell you not to do it again but probably forgive unleashed termites into your house |
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| Call the exterminator on you. Not the termites. You. Tossed my cat at you. |
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| catch the cat and become best friends with it. eventually, your car will grow to love me more than you. that’s when i steal your cat. put a slug in your ear |
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| Consider the foreplay initiated. Tossed a rock through your window |
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| catch it, slap some googley eyes on it and toss it right back. went on a date with your mom |
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| Just don't leave us to get milk, ok? It's been 7 years since the last time that happened. What would you do if I threw a raw, uncooked, single piece of bacon at your face? |
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