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Heddie said:

codephat said:
heddie is too busy doing nothing

this is slander

proof

Apr 4, 2017 2:42 PM

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Drugs said:

Violet said:
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

my family is comprised of cars. I do not think they would take kindly to using your semen to threaten and intimidate someone especially over the internet. Not only that, but technically if myanimelist or whomever wanted to they could call the police right now because what you just said constitutes as sexual harassment. I don't know who you are and I don't care too. However you would be wise to watch your words. This is friendly advice from a stranger. Two wrongs don't make a right and threatening someones virginity is against the law. I've taken the liberty of reporting you. Have a nice day.

So let me tell you what's going to happen because you left this comment, Aaron. When you read this I'll be on my way, gliding over lawns and pavement in a beeline to your home. Your doors will unlock and open themselves for me. Any barricades you've set up will dismantle. Do you have weapons? I invite you to try to use them on me. They will not work. When I find you I will pick up your tiny body and hoist it above me by your waist. Your shirt will keep lifting up to expose your pasty lower back and midriff, which I know you are self conscious about. I'll parade you around your home town, your school, and the local markets, and everyone will point at you and laugh. You'll keep trying to grab the bottom of your shirt and cover your exposed torso but I'll keep lifting it up again, exposing your pale to the cold breeze. I will run around with you in my grip and make airplane noises. After this, will throw you in the river. Every time you swim back to shore I'll be there to pick you up and throw you back in. I'm sure you felt clever writing this comment. I'm sure you felt like you left a stinging welt on my ego. Get ready, Aaron.

Apr 4, 2017 2:44 PM

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Violet said:

Drugs said:

my family is comprised of cars. I do not think they would take kindly to using your semen to threaten and intimidate someone especially over the internet. Not only that, but technically if myanimelist or whomever wanted to they could call the police right now because what you just said constitutes as sexual harassment. I don't know who you are and I don't care too. However you would be wise to watch your words. This is friendly advice from a stranger. Two wrongs don't make a right and threatening someones virginity is against the law. I've taken the liberty of reporting you. Have a nice day.

So let me tell you what's going to happen because you left this comment, Aaron. When you read this I'll be on my way, gliding over lawns and pavement in a beeline to your home. Your doors will unlock and open themselves for me. Any barricades you've set up will dismantle. Do you have weapons? I invite you to try to use them on me. They will not work. When I find you I will pick up your tiny body and hoist it above me by your waist. Your shirt will keep lifting up to expose your pasty lower back and midriff, which I know you are self conscious about. I'll parade you around your home town, your school, and the local markets, and everyone will point at you and laugh. You'll keep trying to grab the bottom of your shirt and cover your exposed torso but I'll keep lifting it up again, exposing your pale to the cold breeze. I will run around with you in my grip and make airplane noises. After this, will throw you in the river. Every time you swim back to shore I'll be there to pick you up and throw you back in. I'm sure you felt clever writing this comment. I'm sure you felt like you left a stinging welt on my ego. Get ready, Aaron.

💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit

Apr 4, 2017 2:48 PM

#104

Heddie

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codephat said:

Heddie said:

this is slander

proof

*proves*

Apr 4, 2017 2:49 PM

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That doesn't prove anything, you phony

Apr 4, 2017 3:00 PM

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PDot19

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speak for yourself
I'm fully convinced

Happy Halloween

Apr 4, 2017 3:01 PM

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id go for a proof by contradiction on this one

Apr 4, 2017 3:03 PM

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Josh

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This thread is still going?

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@Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian.

Apr 4, 2017 3:08 PM

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Josh said:
This thread is still going?

xinil revived it
It's the 2nd coming of Christ

Apr 4, 2017 3:22 PM

#110

Josh

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lol

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@Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian.

Apr 4, 2017 3:34 PM

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Itachi

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xinil posted on my thread :weary:

Apr 4, 2017 3:40 PM

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PDot19 said:
speak for yourself
I'm fully convinced

You're at the bottom of the list of people I'd consult on this matter, pollo

Apr 4, 2017 3:52 PM

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PDot19

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Drugs said:

PDot19 said:
speak for yourself
I'm fully convinced

You're at the bottom of the list of people I'd consult on this matter, pollo

I'm convinced

Happy Halloween

Apr 4, 2017 3:52 PM

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Itachi

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brb mal persona 5 taking over my life

Apr 4, 2017 3:58 PM

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Itachi said:
brb mal persona 5 taking over my life

Romance all the persona girls

Apr 4, 2017 4:09 PM

#116

Itachi

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i'm getting with the school nurse ^_^

Apr 4, 2017 4:15 PM

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Zelot

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for a second i didn't think you were talking about persona 5 and just thought some dude is trying to apply what they learned from anime/hentai to an actual school nurse

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Apr 4, 2017 4:42 PM

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Zelot said:
for a second i didn't think you were talking about persona 5 and just thought some dude is trying to apply what they learned from anime/hentai to an actual school nurse

Does that work

@senpai pls confirm

Apr 4, 2017 5:18 PM

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yes

Apr 4, 2017 5:21 PM

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it doesnt

an egomaniac and a fool

Apr 4, 2017 5:27 PM

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PDot19

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prove it

Happy Halloween

Apr 4, 2017 6:32 PM

#122

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proved

Apr 4, 2017 6:35 PM

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fake news

Apr 4, 2017 7:07 PM

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Apr 4, 2017 7:56 PM

#125

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ok

an egomaniac and a fool

Apr 4, 2017 8:19 PM

#126

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bzzzz

Apr 4, 2017 8:22 PM

#127

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9.8k to go

Apr 4, 2017 8:40 PM

#128

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Almost there

Apr 4, 2017 8:42 PM

#129

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is that all you want from life?

an egomaniac and a fool

Apr 4, 2017 8:44 PM

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Yeah

Apr 4, 2017 8:56 PM

#131

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i wanna sit on a sofa on top of a car while a crowd cheers at me
#lifegoals

Apr 4, 2017 8:57 PM

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then why dont you?????????

an egomaniac and a fool

Apr 4, 2017 9:00 PM

#133

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because no one likes him enough to cheer for him

Apr 4, 2017 9:00 PM

#134

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i need a Mexican to help me lift a sofa on top of the car, but Trump is deporting them all

Apr 4, 2017 9:01 PM

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senpai said:
because no one likes him enough to cheer for him

also this

Apr 4, 2017 9:02 PM

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Apr 4, 2017 9:06 PM

#137

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thats a copypasta

an egomaniac and a fool

Apr 4, 2017 9:06 PM

#138

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you can tell because no one clapped at the end

an egomaniac and a fool

Apr 4, 2017 9:08 PM

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PDot19 said:
prove it

Apr 4, 2017 9:09 PM

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whoops accidentally summoned paul

Apr 4, 2017 9:10 PM

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Zeally said:

PDot19 said:
prove it

Clexa said:
you can tell because no one clapped at the end

an egomaniac and a fool

Apr 4, 2017 9:29 PM

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fuggin hay

Apr 4, 2017 9:48 PM

#143

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Hi fat

Apr 4, 2017 9:56 PM

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Zeally said:

I live my life by this

Apr 4, 2017 9:57 PM

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u just a lil fuck ass kid awwwwww

Apr 4, 2017 10:37 PM

#146

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lmao

Apr 4, 2017 10:37 PM

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senpai said:
Hi fat

hi lat

Apr 4, 2017 10:42 PM

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Drugs said:

Zeally said:

I live my life by this

by what there are a lot of words there :thinking:

an egomaniac and a fool

Apr 4, 2017 10:43 PM

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:thinking: