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The Sky was dark it smelt like blue waffles. His shoes were brown red blood spilled like rice on a burrito addicted maniac fought the flaming giant Kitty with flamethrowers that had chicken strips in his yellow Ferrari which has a Ninja with some twyndyllyng in another piece of chalk
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stick. men rushed through the trees and attacked his blindspot. Then suddenly he turned around and unsheathed the legendary sword of Zakura and tore meat from a pink-bellied attacker who had struck first with his artificial arm. Magically explosion caused the arm bled but regenerated when the sun-light struck. The-n the attackers exploded and he became the last man standing The next day, he went to investigate the yellow piece of evidence from
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the attackers' sushi shop which was haunted. And soon, emerged an evil Fish with lightning powers called Bob The Fish. suddenly another explosion took place and blows up the Sushi House. Ashes spread everywhere The sparrows cried. Bodies and fishes scattered everywhere The Wolves howled. A shady dentist somersaulted Then another Sushi House exploded! Before the white van transformed into a burrito the sound of a walrus in heat activated a gigantic Robotic Gumball machine that has some evil Minions inside some of turkey
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and sandwiches with a knife glistening in the dark. Three trees exploded nearby due to cats that juggle lots of meatballs that contain a laxative. In Pineappleland King Fruitypants the Flatulent proclaimed that all pineapples are awkward and spiky. The loyal janitor snuck into treasury from the back of the palace of the evil witch
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known as the SkiesAwake that ate SilentZero. After the adventure he exploded in to anger and yelled at senior citizens while eating raw chicken. then the sky was destroyed. Children of the night were searching for clues about the devil and his minions who all mysteriously exploded... Before they exploded, they went into a pineapple field and ate pineapples with hot sauce and anchovies. A mysterious and *gasp* coin flew away
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into my magic wallet where the money was kept for world domination. and sadly it (exploded?). And thus, new funds must be acquired To get new funds, I took a job as an explosive engineer and exploded a/the local police department. There was no more police so... the donuts were left in a mysterious... box with some sort of device that Broke in to tears. This device destroyed the wicked witch who was allergic to adorableness because science. Suddenly, the device ripped by
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the witch's crow and the crow exploded . Since the assassination of his royal adorable-ness the witch of the wild has the crown of Zephyr that held the jewels which cost 400 rubles The power of the seven Witches that stormed out was weak until they found the power of friendship. Then, their magic caused explosions and emotional trauma? The chicken boy yells, "Cuckoo-doodle-doo~" until.... he exploded. The explosion made fried chicken that was inevitably extra crispy and delicious. Some crazy velociraptor
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that was immune to explosions decided to eat a lot of the chicken-boy fried chicken. The man said "WHAT'S A CHICKEN-BOY FRIEND CHICKEN???" The velociraptor explained "some chicken-boy exploded into fried chicken and I'm eating it!" The man said "Oh! That makes a lot of more sense now, silly me!" The man and the velociraptor shared a laugh and delicious fried chicken. ...The end?
(new story: The Rubber Ducky and His Old Man Friend.)
Once upon a time. there was a piece of rubber which became a duck that ate an old piece of pizza that was Hawaiian style. but it exploded and the duck was sad. The next day, the duck went to a house full of Gummy bears but then the house exploded. The duck cried for the rest of the day because it was sad of how the sun caused cancer. Later that day the crazy velociraptor appeared. and said... "want some fried chicken?" The velociraptor proceeded to regurgitate the young boy. The duck went "eww" The old man said "..." and the velociraptor went "more for me! " The old man said "Damn... I just fixed my back!!!" Oh well..." said the old man. The old man went to go find the rubber ducky
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so he can finish his peaceful bubble bath. However, the bath exploded in to a storm of bubbles. Then the old man found the ducky and was so happy that he exploded NickJerrison's house. One sword is enough to slice open the peanut butter jar and the jam sandwich making robot. Last christmas Santa gave me an anime about Halloween. Little did he know that the body I hid was in the small drawer, where I kept the rubber ducky. After that, I watched the anime that was spooky because I needed ideas on how to scare my rubber ducky. The duck never got scared until it saw rubber ducky destruction And after that it never got near that anime because it was scarred to death. Fortunately, it had lost only one of its nine lives.
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The End
There once was a boy named Passion-kun he lived in the mythical land of Slice of Life city No. 256 that was very slice of lifey. His life was full of slices of life. One day, Passion found a giant slice of pie which can be... something unusual which made passion-kun want to eat the pie more. One day Passion found a mysterious chicken wing and ate it. he named it wing-senpai. Wing-senpai tasted delicious. so he went to KFC and destroyed the KFC. because they didn't have anymore wing-senpai The End.
there once was an Otaku named Jimmy Who decided to become the very best otaku he tried to watch the true masterpieces Pupa and Mars of Destruction. He then realized that the world needed more Otakus so he went to the shop to buy some manga but the store exploded.
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So he quickly went to the next store and he found a figurine doll called Margaret-chan. He embarked on a journey to find the mystical anime that grants 10 very strange, super special pineapples. That have the ability to do world domination and use dank memes. On his way, he... spotted something unusual about the tiny magical dust bunnies. The tiny magical dust bunnies went to the forbidden lands of Zaphyrichu. During their adventures of the forbidden lands they found out that the Wizard Goblins liked cupcakes and Cute girl slice of life anime dolls. The bunnies were looking
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for the best. He started the great war of the Greatest Otaku of all. The boy named Jimmy said if he did a Ninja flip and a ninja roll he will be a ninja. The Grand master ninja created the ancient tiny ninja wizards from burritos. Then a hundred kitties bite the dust so there was a kitty funeral. At the funeral, a black cat with wings flew and began to claw at the small ninja wizards while Jimmy was ninja training. After that, the cat decided too hide and play with the Ball of Fortune. However,
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they were ambushed By the toast ghost. The toast ghost and the velociraptor began devouring donuts and coffee. The saiyan said that the power of all the Saiyans were jumping in the crate and crawling through muddy small creepy tunnel in the ground. Eventho the objective was to fly in the sky it's sad how it all turned out horrible. Once the beautiful young girl was
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asleep running from the elder who was a karate maniac. The girl's bedroom had many figurines and deathtraps. which were all activated. but easily avoided by just standing. Next, the girl saw the gigantic and dense False Minoshiro!? and figured that it was a really bad decision to make a small cake. The Next day, her boyfriend ran and ditch her because "it's not you, its me. But it's mainly you." Then, she cried and Began stuffing her face with cookie dough. Alas, she started to regret her decision to eat carrots. and suddenly there was rabbit ears sprouting everywhere on all of the small and big
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snails racing down the road. However, Somebody then jumped on one of the roofs of the basement to The very top of the roof. Just to fall flat on Her face towards the sword And then she was impaled quickly Making the kawaii face She knew would get a pat on the head From a passing dinosaur. The End
Once there was a magic bucket That had the ability to fly however Whenever it flies it will turn undead and not cause it to blow apart any parts of its limb. But first and foremost those other buckets
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which weren't 'undead' but dead on the inside and alive on the outside. Zombies would kiss The humans French-style, in order to Restore order to the universe. However, As soon as the rain falls, Antidisestablishmentarianism becomes established. Then the fabled riots of old become reality, and thus the new beginning of the end. However, heroes stood up against evil villains from the fabled riots of yesteryear, with more explosions. Once the dust was bitten, the man rode the bus to oblivion. The sun exploded into two piles of mini suns
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that transformed into heroes of the solar system who saved mankind from sunburn, by their super move called, tiny galaxy punch Which obliterated the remaining forces of the fried chicken maniac. The jigglypuff was kawaii and sugoi ~desu After the kawaii apocalypse, the army of buddhist monks that existed for over, 2000 millenia which many believed were experts at kung fu and the dark arts but reality proved otherwise, they're actually little short people with no limbs, who eat banana peels, exclusively. The sky awakened and became the most powerful competitive Mario Kart player
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in the galaxy. The end.
Evil mother Marionne farted, which created the alternate reality, known as the anime world. It is a place of: bald people, and oppai women and cats. When the neko did not do anything. The robots and snakes decided to clean the kitchen. Then Pico swam towards the horizon to become superbly attractive to rabbits who had forgotten what it meant to love. Once upon a time in Nunderland there once lived a young
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tortoise named Mr. Bigglesworth. The hare named Bugs Bunny, nun Jane said I love you to him. In a world full of dinosaurs, there were dinosaurs (obviously) and tiny llamas that walked across the lands of AinraN. There in the island lay a giant, flopping, sogging magic carpet, and a P.E.K.K.A with super-large pants and tiny pet Charles Mansons. Time was of
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