1 Grave_robber/TheLigerNinja Fanfiction by Turtlebandit (Yuri Ending)
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 1)
Once upon a time there was a loli named TheLigerNinja (but all her friends called her 'Liger'). She lived in a very poor village known as the village of potatoes. It was called the village of potatoes because everyone was so poor that they could only afford to grow potatoes. This in turn was caused by the high taxes they were forced to pay to the oppressive overlord know as grave_robber. Despite all of this, and the fact that Liger didn't like potatoes very much, she managed to live a relatively happy life. That peacefulness was shattered, however, when a blight came and wiped out her villages potato crop one year. When they weren't able to pay their taxes on time, grave_robber sent part of her army to burn the village to the ground.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 2)
-Present Time-
Liger groaned as she felt someone trying to wake her up. "I don't wanna get up yet..." She said groggily. "No! You have to get up now" she heard her mother say urgently. "W-what's going on?" She said groggily as she slipped out of bed and put on her shoes. "There's no time explain right now," her mother told her as they quickly went downstairs to the ground floor of the house.
"Here, take this" Liger's mother said, handing Liger a small bag of possessions. "Where's Dad" Liger asked, terrified as she began to smell smoke and hear screams. "He went to go find a way out of the village" Liger's mother said, "Don't worry, we'll be fine." She added with a strained smile.
Suddenly the door burst open and Liger's dad stumbled in. He was a tall, broad shouldered man with the body of a hard working farmer. He was currently covered in soot and had a thin man with a long beard and robes flung over his shoulders. Her father put the unconscious man on the kitchen table and slumped heavily in one of the chairs. "There's no way out of the village" he told them, sounding utterly defeated, "they've completely surrounded us and they're burning the village as we speak." Liger watched as a tear ran down her father's face, "they even defeated the village's grand wizard, Mkim"
At the mention of his name, Mkim sat upright, "Uh, that was a bad battle, almost ran out of magic power" he mumbled. He looked up and saw Liger's family staring at him. "Oh, cheerio chaps! Almost kicked the bucket there I did! Good thing I have an incredibly high healing factor" He said, as fuddled as ever. When there was no reply he moved over to look out the window, "Well I say! Raining fire and death out there, ain't it?" He said jovially with a wink. "Hmmm... Now where did I leave my flask..." He mumbled to himself as he went through his robe pockets, "Ah! Here it is!".
He opened up his flask and took a long swig of alcohol. His eyes seemed to become more clear as he looked out the window again. "Oh sh*t! This isn't good!" He yelled, "Hey! What are you guys doing just sitting there?! We have to find a way out of here!"
"There is no way out" Liger's father told Mkim, "I found you out there unconscious while searching for a way-" He was interrupted by a mighty bang on the door. Mkim stroked his beard thoughtfully as the banging on the door got louder. "There... There might just be away to escape from here" he said to the terror stricken family.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 3)
"How! Tell us how and we'll do everything in our power to help!" Her mother said, more determined than she had ever been in her life. "Well... There is one catch to it" Mkim started as the door started cracking. "What's the catch?" Liger's dad asked desperately. "The catch is that I only have enough magic right now to teleport myself and your daughter away from here" Mkim said sadly, "so that means you have to make a choice- do you die as a family, or give your daughter a chance at life?"
"W-wai-" Mkim began, but was interrupted by her father. "Take her with you" he said to Mkim looking straight in the eye before looking at Liger, "Just remember Liger, we always lo-" At that very moment the door broke and the creatures previously held at bay swarmed in. Liger dimly heard Mkim swear and start chanting rapidly, but all she could focus on were the gurgling, rotten creatures and her parent's screams as their flesh was torn off by the creatures. The Mkim grabbed her shoulder, said the last magic work and everything went black.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 1
Mkim sat up with a groan and held his head in his hands. "Owwww!" He exclaimed, "is forgotten how much teleporting can hurt". He peered through squinted eyelids at where he'd landed. He was surrounded by lush green grass, tall trees and he could hear birds singing. A warm breeze blew on his face as he stood up and turned around slowly. He was suddenly realized the gravity of the situation when he saw Liger. She was curled up into a ball, her eyes wide open but completly blank. Her jaw was slack and her body kept twitching.
"Unicorn turds!" Mkim exclaimed. He started pacing and rubbing his beard, "how can I fix this?" He mumbled. He paced a little bit longer before an idea came to him, "this should... Theoretically work" he said to still catatonic Liger, "but it might hurt a bit when you wake up"
A Loli's Revenge: Part 2
Liger sat up a groan, "Do I have to get up now" she said and yawned. "I see your feeling much better" said a rather nervous looking Mkim. "Wait a second..." Liger said snapping wide awake, "Where are we? What's going on? Where are my parents?" She continued, speaking faster and faster as she became more panicked. "Hey! There's nothing to worry about!" Mkim said sternly. This seemed to calm the little lol I down, so he continued speaking, "temporary memory loss is a common side effect of teleportation, so we're going to sit here until your memories have reassembled themselves and your memory comes back." Even though Liger was still trembling, she nodded and sat down. "Now, as your memory starts to come back, I want you to tell me what you remember, ok?" Mkim said gently. "O-ok" Liger said nervously. As they sat there, Mkim thought back to the spell he had performed on Liger...
It was a spell he had learned years ago. He was actually pretty surprised he could remember it well enough to cast it, actually. Casting the spell, however, was easy compared to the next part. The spell allowed him to alter parts of people's memories. He was extremely careful not to alter her memories of raid to much, just enough that she shouldn't end up catatonic. After that it was a guessing game as to how her memories would reform themselves...
Liger sat there, trying as hard as she could to remember, but she just couldn't recall anything. So instead she focused on what she did know: she knew that her name was Liger, the man across from her was named Mkim, and she also knew that she trusted Mkim. "You're a wizard!" Liger jumped up and yelled ecstatically. Mkim looked at Liger, his eyes wide in surprise, then his mouth twitched into a smile and he started laughing, "why yes. Yes I am" he told her. And as if that one little memory had been a plug holding in all the other memories, she started to remember more stuff.
"There was a big fire!" Liger said, "and I remember I was in the house with my parents when bad people tried to break in and kidnap us, but you managed to save me!" She finished with a look of admiration on her face. "Are you going to help me get my parents back?" She said hopefully. As Mkim looked at her hopeful face with the knowledge that it was his fault that she thought her parents were alive, he couldn't say no. "Absolutely" He told her.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 3
"Then let's go!" Liger said excitedly. "Yeah, about that..." Mkim said reluctantly, "I have no idea where we are"
"You're a baka" Liger told him, not impressed by this turn of events.
There was a short moment of silence as Liger glared at the embarrassed Mkim. "What do we do now?" Liger asked, breaking the silence.
"I think the best course of action would be to pick a direction, and walk" Mkim told her as he took another swig out of his flask. "Well, I guess that's better than just standing here" Liger said grumpily and started walking with Mkim.
"Hey Mkim, can I ask you a question?"
"I don't see why not" Mkin replied.
"Why do you seem to get smarter when you drink the alcohol in your flask?" Liger asked inquisitively.
"That's an easy one" Mkim said, "The first thing you need to understand, though, is that a wizard's magic is naturally stored inside of him. This is dangerous for two reasons- the first being that magic causes strange feelings, hallucinations and other annoying side effects. The second reason is that if a wizard stores to much magic he will explode"
"Really!" Liger exclaimed as she imagined Mkim exploding like a firework.
"That's right" he replied, a little disturbed by how happy she seemed to hear that, "Anyways, the best place for a wizard to store his magic is in his beard. A wizard's beard can store up to 100 times more magic than his body."
"There are lots of ways to accomplish getting your magic into your beard, but the cheapest one is the ingestion of alcohol" he explained to her, "and that means that the bigger a wizard's beard, the more power he has"
Liger, however, heard none of this as she was still imagining throwing Mkim really high up in the air and him exploding like a firework.
1 Grave_robber/TheLigerNinja Fanfiction by Turtlebandit (Yuri Ending)
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 1)
Once upon a time there was a loli named TheLigerNinja (but all her friends called her 'Liger'). She lived in a very poor village known as the village of potatoes. It was called the village of potatoes because everyone was so poor that they could only afford to grow potatoes. This in turn was caused by the high taxes they were forced to pay to the oppressive overlord know as grave_robber. Despite all of this, and the fact that Liger didn't like potatoes very much, she managed to live a relatively happy life. That peacefulness was shattered, however, when a blight came and wiped out her villages potato crop one year. When they weren't able to pay their taxes on time, grave_robber sent part of her army to burn the village to the ground.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 2)
-Present Time-
Liger groaned as she felt someone trying to wake her up. "I don't wanna get up yet..." She said groggily. "No! You have to get up now" she heard her mother say urgently. "W-what's going on?" She said groggily as she slipped out of bed and put on her shoes. "There's no time explain right now," her mother told her as they quickly went downstairs to the ground floor of the house.
"Here, take this" Liger's mother said, handing Liger a small bag of possessions. "Where's Dad" Liger asked, terrified as she began to smell smoke and hear screams. "He went to go find a way out of the village" Liger's mother said, "Don't worry, we'll be fine." She added with a strained smile.
Suddenly the door burst open and Liger's dad stumbled in. He was a tall, broad shouldered man with the body of a hard working farmer. He was currently covered in soot and had a thin man with a long beard and robes flung over his shoulders. Her father put the unconscious man on the kitchen table and slumped heavily in one of the chairs. "There's no way out of the village" he told them, sounding utterly defeated, "they've completely surrounded us and they're burning the village as we speak." Liger watched as a tear ran down her father's face, "they even defeated the village's grand wizard, Mkim"
At the mention of his name, Mkim sat upright, "Uh, that was a bad battle, almost ran out of magic power" he mumbled. He looked up and saw Liger's family staring at him. "Oh, cheerio chaps! Almost kicked the bucket there I did! Good thing I have an incredibly high healing factor" He said, as fuddled as ever. When there was no reply he moved over to look out the window, "Well I say! Raining fire and death out there, ain't it?" He said jovially with a wink. "Hmmm... Now where did I leave my flask..." He mumbled to himself as he went through his robe pockets, "Ah! Here it is!".
He opened up his flask and took a long swig of alcohol. His eyes seemed to become more clear as he looked out the window again. "Oh sh*t! This isn't good!" He yelled, "Hey! What are you guys doing just sitting there?! We have to find a way out of here!"
"There is no way out" Liger's father told Mkim, "I found you out there unconscious while searching for a way-" He was interrupted by a mighty bang on the door. Mkim stroked his beard thoughtfully as the banging on the door got louder. "There... There might just be away to escape from here" he said to the terror stricken family.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 3)
"How! Tell us how and we'll do everything in our power to help!" Her mother said, more determined than she had ever been in her life. "Well... There is one catch to it" Mkim started as the door started cracking. "What's the catch?" Liger's dad asked desperately. "The catch is that I only have enough magic right now to teleport myself and your daughter away from here" Mkim said sadly, "so that means you have to make a choice- do you die as a family, or give your daughter a chance at life?"
"W-wai-" Mkim began, but was interrupted by her father. "Take her with you" he said to Mkim looking straight in the eye before looking at Liger, "Just remember Liger, we always lo-" At that very moment the door broke and the creatures previously held at bay swarmed in. Liger dimly heard Mkim swear and start chanting rapidly, but all she could focus on were the gurgling, rotten creatures and her parent's screams as their flesh was torn off by the creatures. The Mkim grabbed her shoulder, said the last magic work and everything went black.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 1
Mkim sat up with a groan and held his head in his hands. "Owwww!" He exclaimed, "is forgotten how much teleporting can hurt". He peered through squinted eyelids at where he'd landed. He was surrounded by lush green grass, tall trees and he could hear birds singing. A warm breeze blew on his face as he stood up and turned around slowly. He was suddenly realized the gravity of the situation when he saw Liger. She was curled up into a ball, her eyes wide open but completly blank. Her jaw was slack and her body kept twitching.
"Unicorn turds!" Mkim exclaimed. He started pacing and rubbing his beard, "how can I fix this?" He mumbled. He paced a little bit longer before an idea came to him, "this should... Theoretically work" he said to still catatonic Liger, "but it might hurt a bit when you wake up"
A Loli's Revenge: Part 2
Liger sat up a groan, "Do I have to get up now" she said and yawned. "I see your feeling much better" said a rather nervous looking Mkim. "Wait a second..." Liger said snapping wide awake, "Where are we? What's going on? Where are my parents?" She continued, speaking faster and faster as she became more panicked. "Hey! There's nothing to worry about!" Mkim said sternly. This seemed to calm the little lol I down, so he continued speaking, "temporary memory loss is a common side effect of teleportation, so we're going to sit here until your memories have reassembled themselves and your memory comes back." Even though Liger was still trembling, she nodded and sat down. "Now, as your memory starts to come back, I want you to tell me what you remember, ok?" Mkim said gently. "O-ok" Liger said nervously. As they sat there, Mkim thought back to the spell he had performed on Liger...
It was a spell he had learned years ago. He was actually pretty surprised he could remember it well enough to cast it, actually. Casting the spell, however, was easy compared to the next part. The spell allowed him to alter parts of people's memories. He was extremely careful not to alter her memories of raid to much, just enough that she shouldn't end up catatonic. After that it was a guessing game as to how her memories would reform themselves...
Liger sat there, trying as hard as she could to remember, but she just couldn't recall anything. So instead she focused on what she did know: she knew that her name was Liger, the man across from her was named Mkim, and she also knew that she trusted Mkim. "You're a wizard!" Liger jumped up and yelled ecstatically. Mkim looked at Liger, his eyes wide in surprise, then his mouth twitched into a smile and he started laughing, "why yes. Yes I am" he told her. And as if that one little memory had been a plug holding in all the other memories, she started to remember more stuff.
"There was a big fire!" Liger said, "and I remember I was in the house with my parents when bad people tried to break in and kidnap us, but you managed to save me!" She finished with a look of admiration on her face. "Are you going to help me get my parents back?" She said hopefully. As Mkim looked at her hopeful face with the knowledge that it was his fault that she thought her parents were alive, he couldn't say no. "Absolutely" He told her.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 3
"Then let's go!" Liger said excitedly. "Yeah, about that..." Mkim said reluctantly, "I have no idea where we are"
"You're a baka" Liger told him, not impressed by this turn of events.
There was a short moment of silence as Liger glared at the embarrassed Mkim. "What do we do now?" Liger asked, breaking the silence.
"I think the best course of action would be to pick a direction, and walk" Mkim told her as he took another swig out of his flask. "Well, I guess that's better than just standing here" Liger said grumpily and started walking with Mkim.
"Hey Mkim, can I ask you a question?"
"I don't see why not" Mkin replied.
"Why do you seem to get smarter when you drink the alcohol in your flask?" Liger asked inquisitively.
"That's an easy one" Mkim said, "The first thing you need to understand, though, is that a wizard's magic is naturally stored inside of him. This is dangerous for two reasons- the first being that magic causes strange feelings, hallucinations and other annoying side effects. The second reason is that if a wizard stores to much magic he will explode"
"Really!" Liger exclaimed as she imagined Mkim exploding like a firework.
"That's right" he replied, a little disturbed by how happy she seemed to hear that, "Anyways, the best place for a wizard to store his magic is in his beard. A wizard's beard can store up to 100 times more magic than his body."
"There are lots of ways to accomplish getting your magic into your beard, but the cheapest one is the ingestion of alcohol" he explained to her, "and that means that the bigger a wizard's beard, the more power he has"
Liger, however, heard none of this as she was still imagining throwing Mkim really high up in the air and him exploding like a firework.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 4
Liger and Mkim had been walking on the road for a while when Liger noticed something. "Hey Mkim" she said, "Do you see that?"
1 Grave_robber/TheLigerNinja Fanfiction by Turtlebandit (Yuri Ending)
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 1)
Once upon a time there was a loli named TheLigerNinja (but all her friends called her 'Liger'). She lived in a very poor village known as the village of potatoes. It was called the village of potatoes because everyone was so poor that they could only afford to grow potatoes. This in turn was caused by the high taxes they were forced to pay to the oppressive overlord know as grave_robber. Despite all of this, and the fact that Liger didn't like potatoes very much, she managed to live a relatively happy life. That peacefulness was shattered, however, when a blight came and wiped out her villages potato crop one year. When they weren't able to pay their taxes on time, grave_robber sent part of her army to burn the village to the ground.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 2)
-Present Time-
Liger groaned as she felt someone trying to wake her up. "I don't wanna get up yet..." She said groggily. "No! You have to get up now" she heard her mother say urgently. "W-what's going on?" She said groggily as she slipped out of bed and put on her shoes. "There's no time explain right now," her mother told her as they quickly went downstairs to the ground floor of the house.
"Here, take this" Liger's mother said, handing Liger a small bag of possessions. "Where's Dad" Liger asked, terrified as she began to smell smoke and hear screams. "He went to go find a way out of the village" Liger's mother said, "Don't worry, we'll be fine." She added with a strained smile.
Suddenly the door burst open and Liger's dad stumbled in. He was a tall, broad shouldered man with the body of a hard working farmer. He was currently covered in soot and had a thin man with a long beard and robes flung over his shoulders. Her father put the unconscious man on the kitchen table and slumped heavily in one of the chairs. "There's no way out of the village" he told them, sounding utterly defeated, "they've completely surrounded us and they're burning the village as we speak." Liger watched as a tear ran down her father's face, "they even defeated the village's grand wizard, Mkim"
At the mention of his name, Mkim sat upright, "Uh, that was a bad battle, almost ran out of magic power" he mumbled. He looked up and saw Liger's family staring at him. "Oh, cheerio chaps! Almost kicked the bucket there I did! Good thing I have an incredibly high healing factor" He said, as fuddled as ever. When there was no reply he moved over to look out the window, "Well I say! Raining fire and death out there, ain't it?" He said jovially with a wink. "Hmmm... Now where did I leave my flask..." He mumbled to himself as he went through his robe pockets, "Ah! Here it is!".
He opened up his flask and took a long swig of alcohol. His eyes seemed to become more clear as he looked out the window again. "Oh sh*t! This isn't good!" He yelled, "Hey! What are you guys doing just sitting there?! We have to find a way out of here!"
"There is no way out" Liger's father told Mkim, "I found you out there unconscious while searching for a way-" He was interrupted by a mighty bang on the door. Mkim stroked his beard thoughtfully as the banging on the door got louder. "There... There might just be away to escape from here" he said to the terror stricken family.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 3)
"How! Tell us how and we'll do everything in our power to help!" Her mother said, more determined than she had ever been in her life. "Well... There is one catch to it" Mkim started as the door started cracking. "What's the catch?" Liger's dad asked desperately. "The catch is that I only have enough magic right now to teleport myself and your daughter away from here" Mkim said sadly, "so that means you have to make a choice- do you die as a family, or give your daughter a chance at life?"
"W-wai-" Mkim began, but was interrupted by her father. "Take her with you" he said to Mkim looking straight in the eye before looking at Liger, "Just remember Liger, we always lo-" At that very moment the door broke and the creatures previously held at bay swarmed in. Liger dimly heard Mkim swear and start chanting rapidly, but all she could focus on were the gurgling, rotten creatures and her parent's screams as their flesh was torn off by the creatures. The Mkim grabbed her shoulder, said the last magic work and everything went black.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 1
Mkim sat up with a groan and held his head in his hands. "Owwww!" He exclaimed, "is forgotten how much teleporting can hurt". He peered through squinted eyelids at where he'd landed. He was surrounded by lush green grass, tall trees and he could hear birds singing. A warm breeze blew on his face as he stood up and turned around slowly. He was suddenly realized the gravity of the situation when he saw Liger. She was curled up into a ball, her eyes wide open but completly blank. Her jaw was slack and her body kept twitching.
"Unicorn turds!" Mkim exclaimed. He started pacing and rubbing his beard, "how can I fix this?" He mumbled. He paced a little bit longer before an idea came to him, "this should... Theoretically work" he said to still catatonic Liger, "but it might hurt a bit when you wake up"
A Loli's Revenge: Part 2
Liger sat up a groan, "Do I have to get up now" she said and yawned. "I see your feeling much better" said a rather nervous looking Mkim. "Wait a second..." Liger said snapping wide awake, "Where are we? What's going on? Where are my parents?" She continued, speaking faster and faster as she became more panicked. "Hey! There's nothing to worry about!" Mkim said sternly. This seemed to calm the little lol I down, so he continued speaking, "temporary memory loss is a common side effect of teleportation, so we're going to sit here until your memories have reassembled themselves and your memory comes back." Even though Liger was still trembling, she nodded and sat down. "Now, as your memory starts to come back, I want you to tell me what you remember, ok?" Mkim said gently. "O-ok" Liger said nervously. As they sat there, Mkim thought back to the spell he had performed on Liger...
It was a spell he had learned years ago. He was actually pretty surprised he could remember it well enough to cast it, actually. Casting the spell, however, was easy compared to the next part. The spell allowed him to alter parts of people's memories. He was extremely careful not to alter her memories of raid to much, just enough that she shouldn't end up catatonic. After that it was a guessing game as to how her memories would reform themselves...
Liger sat there, trying as hard as she could to remember, but she just couldn't recall anything. So instead she focused on what she did know: she knew that her name was Liger, the man across from her was named Mkim, and she also knew that she trusted Mkim. "You're a wizard!" Liger jumped up and yelled ecstatically. Mkim looked at Liger, his eyes wide in surprise, then his mouth twitched into a smile and he started laughing, "why yes. Yes I am" he told her. And as if that one little memory had been a plug holding in all the other memories, she started to remember more stuff.
"There was a big fire!" Liger said, "and I remember I was in the house with my parents when bad people tried to break in and kidnap us, but you managed to save me!" She finished with a look of admiration on her face. "Are you going to help me get my parents back?" She said hopefully. As Mkim looked at her hopeful face with the knowledge that it was his fault that she thought her parents were alive, he couldn't say no. "Absolutely" He told her.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 3
"Then let's go!" Liger said excitedly. "Yeah, about that..." Mkim said reluctantly, "I have no idea where we are"
"You're a baka" Liger told him, not impressed by this turn of events.
There was a short moment of silence as Liger glared at the embarrassed Mkim. "What do we do now?" Liger asked, breaking the silence.
"I think the best course of action would be to pick a direction, and walk" Mkim told her as he took another swig out of his flask. "Well, I guess that's better than just standing here" Liger said grumpily and started walking with Mkim.
"Hey Mkim, can I ask you a question?"
"I don't see why not" Mkin replied.
"Why do you seem to get smarter when you drink the alcohol in your flask?" Liger asked inquisitively.
"That's an easy one" Mkim said, "The first thing you need to understand, though, is that a wizard's magic is naturally stored inside of him. This is dangerous for two reasons- the first being that magic causes strange feelings, hallucinations and other annoying side effects. The second reason is that if a wizard stores to much magic he will explode"
"Really!" Liger exclaimed as she imagined Mkim exploding like a firework.
"That's right" he replied, a little disturbed by how happy she seemed to hear that, "Anyways, the best place for a wizard to store his magic is in his beard. A wizard's beard can store up to 100 times more magic than his body."
"There are lots of ways to accomplish getting your magic into your beard, but the cheapest one is the ingestion of alcohol" he explained to her, "and that means that the bigger a wizard's beard, the more power he has"
Liger, however, heard none of this as she was still imagining throwing Mkim really high up in the air and him exploding like a firework.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 4
Liger and Mkim had been walking on the road for a while when Liger noticed something. "Hey Mkim" she said, "Do you see that?"
"See what?" Mkim said, looking around the dense plant growth.
"Look right there" she said, pointing "there's a person, walking on a road"
1 Grave_robber/TheLigerNinja Fanfiction by Turtlebandit (Yuri Ending)
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 1)
Once upon a time there was a loli named TheLigerNinja (but all her friends called her 'Liger'). She lived in a very poor village known as the village of potatoes. It was called the village of potatoes because everyone was so poor that they could only afford to grow potatoes. This in turn was caused by the high taxes they were forced to pay to the oppressive overlord know as grave_robber. Despite all of this, and the fact that Liger didn't like potatoes very much, she managed to live a relatively happy life. That peacefulness was shattered, however, when a blight came and wiped out her villages potato crop one year. When they weren't able to pay their taxes on time, grave_robber sent part of her army to burn the village to the ground.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 2)
-Present Time-
Liger groaned as she felt someone trying to wake her up. "I don't wanna get up yet..." She said groggily. "No! You have to get up now" she heard her mother say urgently. "W-what's going on?" She said groggily as she slipped out of bed and put on her shoes. "There's no time explain right now," her mother told her as they quickly went downstairs to the ground floor of the house.
"Here, take this" Liger's mother said, handing Liger a small bag of possessions. "Where's Dad" Liger asked, terrified as she began to smell smoke and hear screams. "He went to go find a way out of the village" Liger's mother said, "Don't worry, we'll be fine." She added with a strained smile.
Suddenly the door burst open and Liger's dad stumbled in. He was a tall, broad shouldered man with the body of a hard working farmer. He was currently covered in soot and had a thin man with a long beard and robes flung over his shoulders. Her father put the unconscious man on the kitchen table and slumped heavily in one of the chairs. "There's no way out of the village" he told them, sounding utterly defeated, "they've completely surrounded us and they're burning the village as we speak." Liger watched as a tear ran down her father's face, "they even defeated the village's grand wizard, Mkim"
At the mention of his name, Mkim sat upright, "Uh, that was a bad battle, almost ran out of magic power" he mumbled. He looked up and saw Liger's family staring at him. "Oh, cheerio chaps! Almost kicked the bucket there I did! Good thing I have an incredibly high healing factor" He said, as fuddled as ever. When there was no reply he moved over to look out the window, "Well I say! Raining fire and death out there, ain't it?" He said jovially with a wink. "Hmmm... Now where did I leave my flask..." He mumbled to himself as he went through his robe pockets, "Ah! Here it is!".
He opened up his flask and took a long swig of alcohol. His eyes seemed to become more clear as he looked out the window again. "Oh sh*t! This isn't good!" He yelled, "Hey! What are you guys doing just sitting there?! We have to find a way out of here!"
"There is no way out" Liger's father told Mkim, "I found you out there unconscious while searching for a way-" He was interrupted by a mighty bang on the door. Mkim stroked his beard thoughtfully as the banging on the door got louder. "There... There might just be away to escape from here" he said to the terror stricken family.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 3)
"How! Tell us how and we'll do everything in our power to help!" Her mother said, more determined than she had ever been in her life. "Well... There is one catch to it" Mkim started as the door started cracking. "What's the catch?" Liger's dad asked desperately. "The catch is that I only have enough magic right now to teleport myself and your daughter away from here" Mkim said sadly, "so that means you have to make a choice- do you die as a family, or give your daughter a chance at life?"
"W-wai-" Mkim began, but was interrupted by her father. "Take her with you" he said to Mkim looking straight in the eye before looking at Liger, "Just remember Liger, we always lo-" At that very moment the door broke and the creatures previously held at bay swarmed in. Liger dimly heard Mkim swear and start chanting rapidly, but all she could focus on were the gurgling, rotten creatures and her parent's screams as their flesh was torn off by the creatures. The Mkim grabbed her shoulder, said the last magic work and everything went black.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 1
Mkim sat up with a groan and held his head in his hands. "Owwww!" He exclaimed, "is forgotten how much teleporting can hurt". He peered through squinted eyelids at where he'd landed. He was surrounded by lush green grass, tall trees and he could hear birds singing. A warm breeze blew on his face as he stood up and turned around slowly. He was suddenly realized the gravity of the situation when he saw Liger. She was curled up into a ball, her eyes wide open but completly blank. Her jaw was slack and her body kept twitching.
"Unicorn turds!" Mkim exclaimed. He started pacing and rubbing his beard, "how can I fix this?" He mumbled. He paced a little bit longer before an idea came to him, "this should... Theoretically work" he said to still catatonic Liger, "but it might hurt a bit when you wake up"
A Loli's Revenge: Part 2
Liger sat up a groan, "Do I have to get up now" she said and yawned. "I see your feeling much better" said a rather nervous looking Mkim. "Wait a second..." Liger said snapping wide awake, "Where are we? What's going on? Where are my parents?" She continued, speaking faster and faster as she became more panicked. "Hey! There's nothing to worry about!" Mkim said sternly. This seemed to calm the little lol I down, so he continued speaking, "temporary memory loss is a common side effect of teleportation, so we're going to sit here until your memories have reassembled themselves and your memory comes back." Even though Liger was still trembling, she nodded and sat down. "Now, as your memory starts to come back, I want you to tell me what you remember, ok?" Mkim said gently. "O-ok" Liger said nervously. As they sat there, Mkim thought back to the spell he had performed on Liger...
It was a spell he had learned years ago. He was actually pretty surprised he could remember it well enough to cast it, actually. Casting the spell, however, was easy compared to the next part. The spell allowed him to alter parts of people's memories. He was extremely careful not to alter her memories of raid to much, just enough that she shouldn't end up catatonic. After that it was a guessing game as to how her memories would reform themselves...
Liger sat there, trying as hard as she could to remember, but she just couldn't recall anything. So instead she focused on what she did know: she knew that her name was Liger, the man across from her was named Mkim, and she also knew that she trusted Mkim. "You're a wizard!" Liger jumped up and yelled ecstatically. Mkim looked at Liger, his eyes wide in surprise, then his mouth twitched into a smile and he started laughing, "why yes. Yes I am" he told her. And as if that one little memory had been a plug holding in all the other memories, she started to remember more stuff.
"There was a big fire!" Liger said, "and I remember I was in the house with my parents when bad people tried to break in and kidnap us, but you managed to save me!" She finished with a look of admiration on her face. "Are you going to help me get my parents back?" She said hopefully. As Mkim looked at her hopeful face with the knowledge that it was his fault that she thought her parents were alive, he couldn't say no. "Absolutely" He told her.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 3
"Then let's go!" Liger said excitedly. "Yeah, about that..." Mkim said reluctantly, "I have no idea where we are"
"You're a baka" Liger told him, not impressed by this turn of events.
There was a short moment of silence as Liger glared at the embarrassed Mkim. "What do we do now?" Liger asked, breaking the silence.
"I think the best course of action would be to pick a direction, and walk" Mkim told her as he took another swig out of his flask. "Well, I guess that's better than just standing here" Liger said grumpily and started walking with Mkim.
"Hey Mkim, can I ask you a question?"
"I don't see why not" Mkin replied.
"Why do you seem to get smarter when you drink the alcohol in your flask?" Liger asked inquisitively.
"That's an easy one" Mkim said, "The first thing you need to understand, though, is that a wizard's magic is naturally stored inside of him. This is dangerous for two reasons- the first being that magic causes strange feelings, hallucinations and other annoying side effects. The second reason is that if a wizard stores to much magic he will explode"
"Really!" Liger exclaimed as she imagined Mkim exploding like a firework.
"That's right" he replied, a little disturbed by how happy she seemed to hear that, "Anyways, the best place for a wizard to store his magic is in his beard. A wizard's beard can store up to 100 times more magic than his body."
"There are lots of ways to accomplish getting your magic into your beard, but the cheapest one is the ingestion of alcohol" he explained to her, "and that means that the bigger a wizard's beard, the more power he has"
Liger, however, heard none of this as she was still imagining throwing Mkim really high up in the air and him exploding like a firework.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 4
Liger and Mkim had been walking on the road for a while when Liger noticed something. "Hey Mkim" she said, "Do you see that?"
"See what?" Mkim said, looking around the dense plant growth.
"Look right there" she said, pointing "there's a person, walking on a road"
"What do you know!" Mkim said with a laugh, "we've been walking next to a road this whole time"
"Let's go and ask him where we are!" Liger said as she took off towards the person.
