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Nov 28, 2009 8:24 AM
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There is it the 1st cool (boring ) activity xD

Rule:
You have to match someone with Yuka~
The next user match Yuka with the previous letter the user wrote~
You have to say how that person will dump her~
You can match Yuka to girl and to guys o.o~
You can even turn Yuka to a guy or into the 2 gender >.>~

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Ichigo and Yuka[Female]

Ichigo got tired of Yuka because she was always shouting his name, and can not concentrate on battle sigh!
Ichigo: That it's Yuka!, I can't be with you anymore, you're so annoying!

M
[find a character name with m]
Ichigo got tired or Yuka and

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Nov 28, 2009 10:35 AM
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Hmm tricky one : o And I'm just assuming I understood how to do this x)
Although I think it'd be a better idea if the next person posting just uses the last letter of the previous characters name. In this case, it'd be a character starting with the letter 'o', since Ichigo ends with it. Sounds good? I'll do both versions anyway, just 'cause : p

M... Oh right, Date Masamune : D So:
Masamune and Yuka, right?

Masamune got enough of Yuka's uselessness, and she didn't understand his Engrish either.
Masamune: "Let's go!" *races away on his horse*

Going by my version, next character would start with an E, and because I'm egocentrical and I like my own idea, I'll say the next letter should be an E anyway : p
Amidoinitrite?(Am I doing it right?)
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Nov 28, 2009 10:49 AM
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Elizabeth met Yuka...

It raises its board: "Do you wanna have kids with me?"

Yuka: "Kakeru-kun~"

Elizabeth smacks Yuck-a's face with its board. It won.



If he's not with us, he's AGAINST us!!!

Nov 28, 2009 10:58 AM
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Since next letter starts with "H" I will let myself cheating and double post since this letter's is too awesome for me to pass it to someone else...

Hard Gay meets Yuka....

"UFOOOOOOOOO~ Young lady, do you have a boyfriend? Wut's his name?" asks Hard Gay

"I-if you wanna hit on me and even though you have, like totally, naughty thighs...I have to say that my heart only belongs to....Kakeru~kun!!! But maybe one night....No, 356 days are fine!!! Please make meh your slave!!!" proudly replies Yuck-a

"Who cares about you annoying *beep* I only care about your boyfriend anyway," said Hard Gay

5 mins later, Yuka goes home, bitter about Hard Gay's rejection, finds Kakeru passionately hump Hard Gay. She died.

Next letter is still "H" BTW...



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Nov 28, 2009 11:04 AM
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Know what? You've got odd fantasies xD..
Poor kate, probably sits there looking at the thread, not knowing what to do after your post xD
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Nov 28, 2009 11:17 AM
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Lmfao xD

H hmm...

Yuka meet Hikari Konohana ( from Stramberry Panic! ) on the street
Yuka: Hey you! I got reject by Kakeru~kun but I still want you
Hikari Konohana: ...
Yuka: It's mean yes right!???
Hikari Konohana:...
*Yuka grab Hikari arm and start walking*
Sorry I'm her girldfriend so pissed off say Nagisa Aoi
*The choc let Yuka fell on the ground*
Yuka: Yea.. *cry* Kakeru~kun is the only for me

Next letter Hikari I

Nov 28, 2009 11:40 AM
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Itoshiki Nozomu meets Yuka...

Itoshiki: "Zetsubou-shita!!! This girl annoying level made me zetsubou-shita!!! Her pink panties made me zetsubou-shita, even her penguin made me zetsubou-shita!!!"

Itoshiki hangs himself for real this time. Yuck-a found dead later on, presumably murdered by at least 20 people...

[edit] Next letter is "U", have fun ;)



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Nov 28, 2009 12:19 PM
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Usami Haruhiko recently feeling lonely due to misaki's ignorance.

Depressed , smoking , walking down the lane.

Yuka sitting by the streetlight carving "kakure-kun" on the steel surface.

Usami : " kids these days take cosplay to a high level"

He walks towards the entity , yuka grabs Usami by the waist.

Usami drives to his home.

Bedroom : ahem ahem things happening...( i hope i could explain them though ;) )

Usami : wtf ! , i thought u were a guy cosplaying an anime chara { in reference to the club pic}, and assumed to be gay as u wrote "kakure-kun" on the thing..so basically i thought u were my type...

Usami shoves his cigarrete in her eyes and runs to see MISAKI!!

Yuka blind , kills herself as she cudnt find a pen to write down "Kakure - kun"

Sorry too late for my brain to function to bring out good things...

Next letter O
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Nov 28, 2009 2:09 PM
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Oosran stumbled upon Yuka one day.
She asked him if he was Kakeru-kun.
Oosran answered: Why of course, if you just turn around ..
When Yuka turned around, Oosran picked out a knife, of the huge kind, which he then used to continously hack and slash against Yuka, who fell to the ground, in many pieces.
Afterwards, Oosran was a happy man : >

...hey wait! That's me : o
Anyway, next letter: N
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Nov 28, 2009 3:23 PM

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Naruto meets Yuka....




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Nov 28, 2009 3:52 PM

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BitchMaster said:
*gross stuff*

Thousand Years of Pain! xD
Don't mind this, and keep going, next was O
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Nov 29, 2009 11:51 AM

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GAhhh...Nobody's on? Okay, here I go, once again:

Okazaki Tomoya meets Yuck-a licking Misuzu's popsicle. He approaches and asks her what's she up to...

Yuck-a: "Kakeru-kun...OMFG!!! You look kinda like meh Kakeru, with blue hair, blue muscles and all...Would you lemme suck your bodily fluid? I even look like yo girlfriend too!!!"

Okazaki: "G-..."

Yuck-a: "Girlfriend, yay?"

Okazaki: "GUZAKENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! "Don't **** with me" in Engrish in case you're bad at it... Don't compare yourself with her, my girlfriend doesn't show her panties anytime, anywhere like you and they are not...P-I-N-K!!!"

That being said, he grabs Yuck-a's head and....DUNK IT!!! SUTRIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Next letter: A



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Nov 29, 2009 12:30 PM

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Amu ( Shugo Chara ) was walking on the street with her Hot and Spicy mood On~
*Yuka saw her*
Yuka: Hey Amu!you're pretty popular around here, Can i call you kakeru~kun? it's suit you're face
Amu: Hey, Who the hell are yo--
Yuka: Alright? Kakeru~kun let's hang around
*She grab Amu arm*
*Amu push her away*
Amu: Look girl, I don't like you, I don't know you, My name isn't Kakeru~kun and we never meet before
Yuka: But Ka.. Kakeru~kun!
*Kakeru show up*
Kakeru: I'm going out with Amu all right so pissed off!
Yuka: Kakeru....
*Yuka run away crying*
*Actually it's was Ikuto in Kakeru cosplay to snatch Amu back*
~Teehee~

Next Letter U

Mar 12, 2010 1:03 AM

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Utau Hoshina -Shugo Chara- (I can't remember anymore characters starting with U)

Yuka: UTAU-SA--

Utau: I have no reason to talk to you..-leaves-

Yuka: ;-; NOOOO!!! -faints-

-other side-

Utau: IIIKKKUUTTTOOO!!! <3

next letter : S
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I really want a 'S' now : <
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Oosran said:
I really want a 'S' now : <


granted ^^

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Apr 21, 2010 6:26 AM

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DarkShadowborne said:
Oosran said:
I really want a 'S' now : <
granted ^^
Too bad I don't remember what I wanted that 'S' for any longer ^^ ......
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Oosran said:
DarkShadowborne said:
Oosran said:
I really want a 'S' now : <
granted ^^
Too bad I don't remember what I wanted that 'S' for any longer ^^ ......

it's my fault for taking too long ^^''
hope you remember it :3

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DarkShadowborne said:
Oosran said:
DarkShadowborne said:
Oosran said:
I really want a 'S' now : <
granted ^^
Too bad I don't remember what I wanted that 'S' for any longer ^^ ......
it's my fault for taking too long ^^''
hope you remember it :3
We'll see, might come back to me sometime ^^;
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Oosran said:
DarkShadowborne said:
Oosran said:
DarkShadowborne said:
Oosran said:
I really want a 'S' now : <
granted ^^
Too bad I don't remember what I wanted that 'S' for any longer ^^ ......
it's my fault for taking too long ^^''
hope you remember it :3
We'll see, might come back to me sometime ^^;

good luck there ^^

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Apr 28, 2011 3:01 PM

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Yuka meants with Sakura (Madoka*Magica)

Sakura: Want an apple?

Yuka: NO! i want Kakeru~kun

*Pushes Apple Down*

Sakura: NOOOO My apple!!!

*Transforms*

*Impales Yuka with Unlimited Spear Works*

*Sakura walks away happily eating her apple*

Next letter is A

(Ps: i want a K >.<)

Apr 29, 2011 1:09 PM

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A**hole-kun came across Yuck-a

Being an a**hole as a**hole-kun is, he did what all a**holes do and what happened next was rated CERO-Z so screen went barack & "YES WE CUM!!!"

FYI, a**hole-kun nickname is a**hole-k so coincidentally, the next letter shall be... K!!!



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Apr 29, 2011 1:26 PM

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YAYS!!!

Keima walks passed Yuck-a

Elsea's Sensor goes off

*Doradoradoradoradora*

Elsea: That girl has a Loose Soul!!!

Keima: ... Let me save first...

*5 minutes later*

Keima: Hi

Yuck-a: Kakeru~Kun

Keima: its pronounced Keima...

Yuck-a: Kei.... KAKERU~KUN!

*Yuck-a hugs Keima*

Keima: DON'T TOUCH ME!!!

Yuck-a: Kakeru~Kun

Keima: I can see the Ending... Oh F*CK!!!
*Runs Away*

Since its Keima Katsuragi, the next letter is I

Apr 29, 2011 1:39 PM

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Oh, i know i know.

Ika-Musume meet Yuck-a. "Kakeru-kun" mumbled Yuck-a as she walked on the beach. Having seeing her, Ika-Musume though "So weak, she'll be the first to be counquerd by me~degeso". Ika-Musume spurted her squid ink on Yuck-a in order to make bitch blind. Not knowing what was happing Yuck-a shouted "Kakeru-kun kakaru-kun" exactly 6 times before Ika-Musume's tentacles got to her. "What's this skippery thing that feels like Kakeru-kun's dick but it a lot longer" though Yuck-a and died from shock.

Thanks you, next is E i guess.
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Ok, then... Yuck-a meets Eva-Beatrice.

Once Eva-Beatrice discovered the gold and gained the title of Thousand-Year Witch, she decided to try the new powers she had. She flew all over Rokkenjima trying to find a person and in the woods she found a girl with an head bigger than her bust and with a vest so frilly that not even Gaap would consider to wear. She was Yuck-a, and Evatrice tought she could be the perfect toy. So she flew down to her and said:

"Hello little girl! Are you lost? What's your name?"

"Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun!..."

"Kakeru-kun?... Isn't that a male name?"

"Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun!..."

"...Yeah. Why don't you jump in this totally not acid giant jar of marmalade so you can find this Kakeru-kun?"

"... KAKERU-KUN!"

And she jumped into the jar of acid marmalade. Evatrice laughed at her stupidity, but just a moment after, she jumped out of the vase unscathed, always screaming that name.

"What? How could she survive that?! Oh well, that's perfect! I can try anything on her and she won't die!"

So Evatrice spent hours trying any new torture on Yuck-a, but soon her squeaky voice and her stupidity annoyed Evatrice pretty fast. She tried to abandon Yuck-a, but she always found a way to come back to her, always with that tense smile and her broken-record voice. Evatrice was at her wits end.

"Oh, stop it! I can't bear you anymore, with your stupid Kakeru-kun, that dumb smile... Damn, you piss me off! If you were a mute, I could stand you, but now I only want you gone forever! FUCK OFF!!!"

And she threw her magic stick to Yuck-a in a fit of rage. The stick hit Yuck-a's nose making it bleed in a manner that would make proud any harem comedy mangaka. Then the counterstroke made her fell off a cliff behind her. So Yuck-a fell down to her death, breaking her head against the rocks.

"Damn! If I knew sooner that it was so easy to kill her! Well, I finally got rid of that bitch!"

And so Evatrice returned to Ushiromiya's mansion and she killed everyone in countless cruel and horrific ways. But everyone liked her, even Battler, because she finally killed that fucking annoying Yuck-a.

Next one is letter... W
May 3, 2011 3:55 PM

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Since your story is tl;dr i'll go with a very short one.

Yuck-a meets Wakamoto Norio.
Yuck-a: Kakeru-kun~!
W.N.: Die! (using his badass voice)
Yuck-a dies.

Thank you. Next letter is M,
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M?

'kay...

Maddo_Scientisto meets Yuck-a. They fall in love, hump each other like rabbits, make Oosran jealous like a *****. Oosran comes over to their hideout, chop off Maddo_Scientisto's head and balls for infidelity, slash open Yuck-a's belly for containing their monstrous offsprings then take Maddo_Scientisto's head and together they embark on a nice TGV.

Next letter is O



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