Ok, then... Yuck-a meets Eva-Beatrice.
Once Eva-Beatrice discovered the gold and gained the title of Thousand-Year Witch, she decided to try the new powers she had. She flew all over Rokkenjima trying to find a person and in the woods she found a girl with an head bigger than her bust and with a vest so frilly that not even Gaap would consider to wear. She was Yuck-a, and Evatrice tought she could be the perfect toy. So she flew down to her and said:
"Hello little girl! Are you lost? What's your name?"
"Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun!..."
"Kakeru-kun?... Isn't that a male name?"
"Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun!..."
"...Yeah. Why don't you jump in this totally not acid giant jar of marmalade so you can find this Kakeru-kun?"
"... KAKERU-KUN!"
And she jumped into the jar of acid marmalade. Evatrice laughed at her stupidity, but just a moment after, she jumped out of the vase unscathed, always screaming that name.
"What? How could she survive that?! Oh well, that's perfect! I can try anything on her and she won't die!"
So Evatrice spent hours trying any new torture on Yuck-a, but soon her squeaky voice and her stupidity annoyed Evatrice pretty fast. She tried to abandon Yuck-a, but she always found a way to come back to her, always with that tense smile and her broken-record voice. Evatrice was at her wits end.
"Oh, stop it! I can't bear you anymore, with your stupid Kakeru-kun, that dumb smile... Damn, you piss me off! If you were a mute, I could stand you, but now I only want you gone forever! FUCK OFF!!!"
And she threw her magic stick to Yuck-a in a fit of rage. The stick hit Yuck-a's nose making it bleed in a manner that would make proud any harem comedy mangaka. Then the counterstroke made her fell off a cliff behind her. So Yuck-a fell down to her death, breaking her head against the rocks.
"Damn! If I knew sooner that it was so easy to kill her! Well, I finally got rid of that bitch!"
And so Evatrice returned to Ushiromiya's mansion and she killed everyone in countless cruel and horrific ways. But everyone liked her, even Battler, because she finally killed that fucking annoying Yuck-a.
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