| the won't give me presents |
   smell of coffee songs of sleep  |
| Wouldn't walk on water or turn my tap water into wine |
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| Ate all the cheese in the house |
  𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔮𝔲𝔞 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔲𝔪 𝔰𝔢𝔱, 𝔦 𝔞𝔪 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 |
| Realised that he’s a dude |
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| found out he was gay |
| his snow angel wasn't good enough |
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| Kink shamed me |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| didn't have the right fingerwork |
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| Never wanted to go out. |
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| tried to dress me (a loli) in a sexy Santa outfit |
  "If anyone ever tells me it’s a mistake to have hope, well then, I’ll just tell them they’re wrong. And I’ll keep telling them until they believe, no matter how many times it takes!" - Madoka Kaname |
| He refused to fly the plane! |
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| you tell me |
"If anyone ever tells me it’s a mistake to have hope, well then, I’ll just tell them they’re wrong. And I’ll keep telling them until they believe, no matter how many times it takes!" - Madoka Kaname |
| because you're a dork |
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| To fool the whole world to think we actuall Y broke up ☝ |
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| Username would have something to say about him,no thx,bye bye |
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| Because I started losing my hair and pissing my pants at night :'c |
Prophetess of the Golden Era  |
| She failed to sell the one box of matches. |
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| After selling enough of his organs, he stopped moving and became boring. |
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| The Gods were against our unholy union |
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| Wouldn't eat the cake that I spent the whole weekend preparing just for him, ARE RELATIONSHIPS JUST A JOKE TO YOU?!?!?!?! |
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lalanine said: cringe weeb tbh |
| Cat persons aren't my thing |
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| dog persons aren't my thing |
| smol pp |
| Experimenting is great but it was getting dangerous and wouldn't listen. |
| She opened the pickle jar for me ;-; |
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| didnt take off their clothes |
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| i didnt like those in their social circle |
| Says we are too touchy with each other. That's a good thing. She doesn't know it yet so dumped her to make her miss it. Then she will come back asking for more. Without a doubt. |
| Far too complicated |
  Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean last.fm |
| You scared me |
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| Killed my pet tarantula when he tried to hug her |
<Something> |
| Simply too slimy. |
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| Too thicc |
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| Not thicc enough >:T |
| She wanted to dance. But I suck at it. |
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| kept calling me a loser |
| Wants to stay inside all the time |
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