| *transforms into a pillow* |
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| Yay a new pillow! *sleeps on it* |
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| *due to being a naughty disobedient pillow becomes very uncomfortable under your head. also gives you thoughts about food* |
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“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| *Rubs eye* Good morning |
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He is later revealed to be the most feared Devil in Hell known as the Chainsaw Devil, the devil who embodies the fear of chainsaws. |
| This was against my will and I apologies for any inconvenience it may have caused you I sincerely apologies and request you do not kill me. Please. |
| I hope you don't use Thunder Shock on me |
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| *uses Thunder Shock* (what is it btw?) |
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| *Gets electrocuted* Thi...is is shocking |
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| you electro cute! |
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| Electric shocks feels good thinking about it |
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 Breeze. |
| Thanks for your banana |
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| Wtf just happened? |
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| Oh oops I accidentally took your covers |
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| Good morning, my darling *gets kicked out of the bed* |
| Serves tea and says, "Have I ever told you about neutron stars? While neutron stars’ dark cousins, black holes, might get all the attention, neutron stars are actually the densest material that we can directly observe. Black holes are hidden by their event horizon, so we can’t see what’s going on inside. However, neutron stars don’t have such shielding. To get an idea of how dense they are, one sugar cube of neutron star material would weigh about 1 trillion kilograms (or 1 billion tons) on Earth – about as much as a mountain. That is what happens when you cram a star with up to twice the mass of our Sun into a sphere the diameter of a city. Some neutron stars, called pulsars, emit streams of light that we see as flashes because the beams of light sweep in and out of our vision as the star rotates. The fastest known pulsar, named PSR J1748-2446ad, spins 43,000 times every minute. That’s twice as fast as the typical household blender! Over weeks, months or longer, pulsars pulse with more accuracy than an atomic clock, which excites astronomers about the possible applications of measuring the timing of these pulses. Like many objects in space, including Earth, neutron stars have a magnetic field. While all known neutron stars have magnetic fields billions and trillions of times stronger than Earth’s, a type of neutron star known as a magnetar can have a magnetic field another thousand times stronger. These intense magnetic forces can cause starquakes on the surface of a magnetar, rupturing the star’s crust and producing brilliant flashes of gamma rays so powerful that they have been known to travel thousands of light-years across our Milky Way galaxy, causing measurable changes to Earth’s upper atmosphere." |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| *Sips tea* Such intriguing information |
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| Would you leave me. |
| Threesome, no? |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| millionsome |
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| hubbadah |
bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae |
| i want to eat chicken wings |
| I’ll grab them in five minutes |
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| grabs MitsukiHimeka and shouts towards the door: "Chicken wings, run! Run while I manage to hold her here!" |
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| *yawns* Can you make me pancakes? With strawberry jam? |
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| I shall make them |
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| Yay! I'm hungry after a long night of binging Madoka for the hundredth time |
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| *Brings pancakes* |
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| flyby hom-nom-noms all the pancakes |
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| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PANCAKES |
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| did… you just put milk before the cereal? 🫢 |
✨️A e s t h e t i c✨️ |
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“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Good morning huh what organization? |
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| can me get a morning cuddle? |
| Morning pats |
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| please stop climbing on the ceiling (╯︵╰,) |
| Hey baby, where you goin' Please don't rush off so soon If you leave me like this What am I gonna do? Finally my eyes are open Been dreamin' 'bout you all night long The only thing that I've been hopin' for is 'Fore you go to work, babe, we get it on I ain't tryin' to make you blush but I just wanted to tell ya, I think you're great I know you're late but I need another taste Breakfast can wait |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| I'll make you breakfast don't worry |
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“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Why am I here? |
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| sussybaka |
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| Hmmm well, ok, are you hungry? |
He is later revealed to be the most feared Devil in Hell known as the Chainsaw Devil, the devil who embodies the fear of chainsaws. |
| Yes I am hungry |
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| you are not hungry any more than you are tickled *tickles* |
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| *laughs from tickled* |
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| - What do you want for breakfast? *continues to tickle to make it hard for you to answer* |
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