| Cause uncle ben didnt hit their head hard enough yet How does a spine develop? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| Are you trying to say buttons arent allowed to dress sexy? Snob . Why do sheep exist? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| How are i'm supposed answer a question if you're not asking one? |
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| ..you could start by singing about it.. How many people does it take to change a light bulb? |
| 3 sheeps. How did you travel that far? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| I hitchhiked on a giant turtle! It took a while, but we had a great time talking about life in the slow lane! 🐢✨ Is Witchcraft a Real Thing? |
| I fly on vaccum cleaner broom every night. Why can't we sleep on time? |
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| There will be a a rare moment in the history of humanity, a synchronizing of souls... and we will all attain nirvana. What happens to you after death? |
| we go to aryan hyperborea together with Adolf Hitler . why do we sleep |
I am just the admin of www.churro.club.  |
| well it's a tough job, but someone has to do it your favorite ice cream favour? |
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| Iced White Tea, no water, sub green tea, add passion tea, add black tea, add heavy cream, no liquid cane sugar, add 21 pumps of sugar-free vanilla syrup, 9 pumps sugar-free raspberry syrup Why did you use a dildo? |
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| it was in the step-by-step instructions on how to restore the access to myanimelist account... do cakes actually exist? |
MAL quote button: Firefox addon | Chrome extension |
| Yes, you fart on them Oh my God, what have i done? |
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| I'm sorry he is trying to pretend he is not your God and has nothing to do with you... this is awkward... God please answer him... mmm... okay... he dived and is swimming away... what the hell have you done, seriously?... where is my anime list?! |
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| Under your bed Sq |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute     |
| Breathing down your neck! Why are you sweaty? |
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| Because some people can’t piss in the toilet Sq |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| Sq Did Mussolini really make the trains run on time? |
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| Ofcourse, he didn't want any delay in bringing back the Roman Empire. Why was Hirohito allowed to live? |
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| Everybody just wants to be like their idols and eager Hirohito was no different. Why did the Chicken cross the road? |
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| Because i called it to me with my love song... Its called "chicken burger" How much further is it? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| how much fur? there it is. furdereitis - it's a condition when someone is furry-dere where is everyone hiding? |
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| In your boudoir How do you attract a man? |
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| By spraying yourself with female fart smell Who will be the next Pope? |
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| Madonna How to get rich? |
| ..by doing lots and lots of charity. Why are you going to give this question a ridiculous answer? |
| Because we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can How long must we bear the sorrow in this world? |
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| Until the nukes drops Why do the French love Jerry Lewis so much? |
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| un pénis incroyable How did you get your teeth so white? |
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| By tanning them Why do Albanians love Norman Wisdom so much? |
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| stop being jealous and keep eating the "turn into Norman Wisdom" candies, mr IloveAlbanians-san which way Mars is? |
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| Up Where can I find my missing cat? |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| in the bank. it's taking a loan in your name right now to start its own business what do people do at a handshake event? |
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| They have no dicks and need some kind of sexual pleasure Where was I gonna go, Detroit? |
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| Smash Who is Donald Trump? |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| Trumpeter at McDonald's Where are your clothes? |
| touché |
| On you, not me Why does the Earth spin? |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| It's my fidget spinner Where is Africa? |
| touché |
| On Jupiter, it’s actually just a big swimming pool Why don’t pigs fly? |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| They don't wanna pay air tax Why do we need oxygen? |
| touché |
| We need something to fap to Why is it called the "Caspian Sea" when it's just a lake? |
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| I ate a gummy bear and it tasted like milk Who is Groot? |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| Groot Was Nikola Tesla a Serb or was he a Croat? |
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| The correct answer is Flambé Why didn't you stop the Stasi from taking that girl away? |
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| She cheated on me, that's why What does it do? |
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| It is like cotton candy on your tongue :) When does it do? |
| When aliens arrive What's a donut? |
| touché |
| Kakyoin |
| Kakyana what!!!??? |
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