| my feet are already broken, cant break it again shave your head |
| My hair is my confidence Donate blood to 10 different places in 3 days. |
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| my blood is made up of boba, cant donate that give me your latest paycheck |
| i have no arms to do the pushups with give me your log in details |
| the only poems i can write are roses are red cut your hair |
| im blind, i cant read a book cut off your ear |
| i have no ways of doing so nor the control to become president |
| i cant dance for the life of me buy me a pizza |
| there is no floor to lick, only dirt sit in the cold |
| I have better things to do and thankfully it's not freezing cold in Cali. Buy me dinner~ |
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| i cant buy dinner if im too broke to even buy cup ramen ;-; read this book for me |
| Lily says out loud "this book for me" <there. Try to avoid making an excuse for why you can't avoid typing out an excuse. |
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| I do what I want thats why I typed this. Go play a video game |
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| I can't, my phone battery is dead :'( Go & try surfing |
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| I would love to but I have school work Go up to the nearest person and try to lift them above your head |
| I can't, she's too heavy for me! Go and steal some pantsu... |
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| I can´t, with the one in my face Go and play a videogame |
| Nah, I wanna play a new game Make me a sandwich |
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| sorry i can't, im watching anime right now can you please buy me a ferrari? |
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| I can't afford it Don't sleep for the next 24 hours |
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| can't i have class pay for my bills |
 ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| I have my own to deal with Eat nothing but ice cream for a month |
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| i prefer burger Get an ear piercing |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| I don't like holes Watch a scary movie |
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| maybe in my next life Kiss my hand |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| What century is this Give me a present |
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| only made one for mom I want some cookies |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| Eat your dinner first Be my slave |
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| my mom said no Be my wife |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| I'm a strong independent woman that needs no man Give me a hug |
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| i cant move give me a kiss |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| I'm allergic to affection Carry me princess style |
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| Im not strong I want your bread |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| But it's mine Sing a song |
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| my throat dry read me a bedtime story |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| I'm too tired Do your best dance moves |
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| i don't want to Give me a kiss |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| My mom said no Give me your lunch money |
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| ask the bullies for it i want a pet |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
| Too much responsibility Do 10 push ups |
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| I can't even do one Run 20km in a day |
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʟɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. - ꜱʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴍᴇꜱ |
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