| Be creative with pick up lines. Go! |
Haruhi ism  It's fun, isn't it? |
| Don't worry Santa, I know what you like. ;) |
DawningFog said: Um... Let's watch Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind? You got me there. When do we start? OT: You. Me. Pizza. If you're not down with that, I've got two words for ya. More Pizza. :3 |
Haruhi ism It's fun, isn't it? |
| Let's get some pastry products to be eaten. You know that you're feeling hungry right now. ;) |
| You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm that one you need ;) |
| ^^ I fell a couple times today .. for you, that is. ;) |
| OP: I really like this game <3 Hey, You're not SANTA but you make me go Ho Ho Ho ;) |
| Hi ﾐ(◠︿◠ ;)彡 Bam score |
| ah ah ah not so fast Reiner, I'm not that easy~ :P Did you call for sexy? Cause she's here. B) |
| Can I follow you? because my mom said to follow my dreams. H@H@H@H@H@ |
| Hey I've an injured dog in the back of my van. Can you come help me get it out so I can take it to the vet? Just hop on in |
| Do you like soda? Cause I want to mount and dew you. :) |
| let's fuck pls i need to mate with someone before this erection dies down |
| I got pizza. Want some? |
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| ^Yes. Come with me, the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream |
Haruhi ism It's fun, isn't it? |
 Nuff said |
| ey bb u wan sum fuk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| I want to rub your nips. |
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| ey girl smell my knee |
 A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
| There's free food |
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| Wanna come over to watch anime and chill? |
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| I'll give you $20 and a can of Pringles if you go on a date with me. |
| THERE ARE ONLY two GENDERs |
| Jesus Walks |
| Hey, did you know that I was a referee? ﾐ(◠︿◠ ; )彡 |
| for what |
| Jesus Walks |
| Ey girl! Are you a forklift? Because I like my potatoes mashed. ;) |
A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
| I'll eat your ass for $50 |
| When I look into your eyes... I see nothing but circus chimps and carrots. ;) |
A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
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LebronsHairline said: I can fix game 6 for you fam. ;)for what |
| Your elbows are so very turgid |
A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
lmao nigga why didnt u call lebron for knocking down draymond!? |
| Jesus Walks |
| I'm a dub fan bro lmao. I'll make you grow. ﾐ(◠︿◠ ; )彡 |
| I like a girl who knows her tractors ;) |
A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
| Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." The bartender pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, "That's all you're giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?" The bartender says, "Come on guys. Know your limits." And now your panties r wetttttt |
| Jesus Walks |
| I have a half eaten cup of of cup noodles... want to share? ﾐ(◠︿◠ ; )彡 |
| Boy I can't wait to wear your socks on my hands teehee ;) |
A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
| I have a whip with your name on it! ﾐ(◠︿◠ ; )彡 |
| Does this rag smell funny to you? |
A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
| HOW YOU DOING (>_>) |
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I'll be this little girl for you. |
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| Girl, you come here often? |
A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
| I know the most fedora tricks in my entire class ;) |
A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
| Boy, that's a long ride for you... |
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