| cat abuse |
| i couldn't stop going on about how cool his new avi is and he couldn't take it any more |
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| offers free bjs without proper oral care |
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| i murdered them and sorry i cannot keep dating someone i murdered so... |
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| That damn forum set |
| found out she was in love with someone else |
| cannot live one second w/o umbrella, 24x7 |
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| i didn't want to tickle them all the time (but when we're together I can't resist) |
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| he kept doing magic spells on me |
| to save them from myself (i'm sorry, you think it's all jokes and games, but I really, really like salads.) |
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| Kept killing me in another thread :( 😥 |
  "You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
»Major OST - Memories (Omoide)«
| I'm a gigolo, they knew what this was |
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| They said Gigli was their favorite movie |
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| didn’t post under me in fg enough 😩 |
| They hated me for I had told them the truth. |
  𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. |
| they made me 😢 |
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| Every movement I did, would make them cry as much as one of the craters on the moon. |
𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. |
| star crossed lovers |
| fought over toji (lmao) |
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| They died from Asschewer's massive Blue balls falling unto Their head. |
𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. |
| they de-balled me |
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| got bored of killing u |
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| their dick was too small |
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| forced themselves onto me |
  𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔮𝔲𝔞 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔲𝔪 𝔰𝔢𝔱, 𝔦 𝔞𝔪 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 |
| Don't have enough mangas in their manga list |
"Oh, my Clematis. Please, stay by my side."  |
| he keep wanting to eat that stuff (sorry i read something that i shouldnt) |
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| start to actually eat my flesh |
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| didn’t play pokemon go |
| Didn't care 💔 |
yaessmochi said: their testicles were too long |
𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. |
| Everything. Literally Everything. They're decent enough person they just terrify me. |
| because i thought ToxicSalad would be sound better |
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| they kept expecting me to do something with lobsters and i got sick of it. Lobsters are not all I am! |
| To many lobsters in the house. |
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| Unknown location. It's scary! |
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