| Grab their arms to hold them close in order to prevent them from stabbing me and use a surprise attack to make them open their hands and let the knife fall down, then kick it away while they're still processing what had happened |
| Defense martial arts |
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| Hug her and say “this isn’t like you, let’s go home” |
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| i dodge the first swing and then twirl around to grab her arm then i squeeze to make her drop the knife then i back off and try to reason with her before i step on the knife to break it and then when she whips out her second knife im not rlly scared bc its just wendy and then we fight more while i perfectly dodge all of the knife attacks and then steal that knife and leave her and go on to chase the next persojn wtih a knife |
| offer them clow cards for their knife |
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| Calm them down |
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| Summon all the King’s men and all the King’s horses to smash Humpty the egg in your face before I get-away. |
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| i’ll probably have her play a classical piece of her choice while we spar for fun. |
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| i’d pause and ask if they want milk tea. |
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| Strip and twerk |
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| Smack the knife outta their hands |
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| Throw whatever I have on me in their face and run |
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| im gonna play this so we can both have fun during the chase :3 |
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| I'd just give up. |
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| Cause some blunt force trauma to your cranium |
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| *stabs myself* haha, betcha didn't expect that *coughs up blood* |
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| make one final gamble and try to grab his knive |
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| make them laugh by saying “bankai! senbonzakura kageyoshi” |
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| Make a Tiktok live out of you. Ask for money as well. |
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| Beg for mercy 😢 |
| cry |
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i live for this kind of fun :3 |
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| Give sweet |
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| cry |
  Don't Drink and Drive! ♥ Don't Text and Drive! |
| It seems at the end I was not the right man for you 😢 |
| Spare me please 😭😭 I didn't know your wife was married, I swear 🥹 |
| Umm wtf |
| Calm him down |
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| they would never. right ? rig-- *dies* |
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| laugh |
| spare me and i'll let you win the last person this time |
| Steal your knife and stab you |
come here, spidey |
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Don't Drink and Drive! ♥ Don't Text and Drive! |
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  Stop dancing and help me out here (ꐦ¬_¬) But i'm dancing to provide moral support for you ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ ) |
| Hit them with a comically giant hammer |
| Throw pie |
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| accept with open arms |
| Sigh and accept fate |
| Mujhe mat maaro mujhe jeena hai. Mai maaa ban ne wali hu 😭 |
| Gives omurice |
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| wait, let me get a coffin first from wangsheng funeral parlor before you stab me |
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| Why yes, I do have a sharpener. I also have a whetstone - whatever you like. We'll get that blade a nice edge yet. |
| Break out into a huge coughing fit. |
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