| Told the brats that succubus didn't exist, the kids have been crying for more than ten minutes |
| i arrested them. for no reason. abused my power |
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| Arrested for illegal perfume trade |
| Arrested for loving monster girls too much |
| Arrested for sticking chewing gum on church walls |
| Practicing illegal dentistry |
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| Drank all the communion wine |
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| Got all the priests in his town pregnant |
| this guy is innocent! let him go immediately! |
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| Arrested for excessive creativity |
| littering and drug trafficking |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| Married to an alien |
| Sex with their clone |
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| winking at the statue at the town square |
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| Necrophilia & 42 unpaid parking tickets |
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| Sadonecrobestiality |
| Replaced the holy water with vodka |
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camay1997 said: gotta drive around a lot with a hobby like that, what can i say...Necrophilia & 42 unpaid parking tickets OT: 12-timing |
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| Producing the "forbidden" yellow snow infront of the parlament building, while shouting "Yummy ice cream! Yummy ice cream!" |
| staged a large scale 'planet of the apes' style cat revolt, freeing millions of felines from pet stores, animal shelters, zoos, and private residences and led them in a violent uprising against their human owners |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| For throwing lettuces at Liz Truss |
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| Selling counterfeit vegan bacon |
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| For excessive yapping |
| arrested for vandalism; intentionally damaging and destroying someone else's property |
| selling ketamine |
| Stock market fraud |
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| Hunting Unicorns to steal their horns |
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| Too many fake IDs |
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| Didn’t acknowledge the fact that kids are at the carnival too |
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| Watered a plant with beer, and the plant was too young to drink. |
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| Changing their name to a famous person, gathering all their information, cross-dressing as them and committing great felonies |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| Numerous prank calls to the operator asking if her refrigerator is running |
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| Lighting panties on fire |
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| ^ That's horrifying! 😨 OT: Undressing a Barbie |
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| making his clothes out of stolen panties |
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| For being too adorable |
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| piercing people hearts |
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| For firing huge guns |
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| piracy |
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| Being too cool |
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| being cute |
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| For being cute too |
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| Practicing magic outside school |
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| Peacock smuggling |
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| the state was okay as long as they were just an Edge Lord, but once they became a Super Edge Lord, they crossed the line |
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| cooking methamphetamine |
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| when sharing a bun with friend back in middle school, they took a slightly bigger half |
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