| erm actually they are a 4000 year old magical demon vampire catgirl spirit trapped in the body of a prepubescent young adult ๐ Welcome to Denny's may I take your order? |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| Please suck my dick Disappear note, wait so I can play hide-and seek and win? |
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 the check engine oil light is on in my car, what should i do |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| Ok so clearly the only correct answer would be to take your hands, and cut them off (we need the oil) now get a bucked and a sponge and wring out allll the hand oil from your hands. If you are struggling with this because you don’t have hands, feel free to use your feet. If this doesn’t supply a gallon of oil, it is completely legal to find a stranger and cut off their hands. Do this until you have a gallon of oil and then pour it on your car and set it on fire, the light should eventually turn off Hope this helps โบ๏ธ How did life start |
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| I broke my back How do you get roofs on top of buildings? |
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| I feel blue inside, so I went and stood for a while in the golden yellow rays of the sun which made me turn green :) What is the cure for loneliness? |
| Me ๐๐ Why do you keep staring at us? |
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| Because you keep miming the Kama Sutra in public. How many eggs can you put into one basket? |
| ALL of them... no wait, actually, according to some mythology, this universe is an egg.. a cosmic egg.. so technically, the basket is contained in the egg and not otherwise! So, where do babies come from? |
| Babies are produced in a whimsical factory made of candy, where sweet elves create them from sugar and dreams If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless? |
| It's a homeless exhibitionist Who/what is (A) "Rosebud"? |
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| I’m going to be a little late I have to go to the store and get some stuff for my mom and then I have to go to work so I will be there in a little bit I love you bye love you bye see you soon bye love you bye love you bye love you bye love you bye love you bye love you bye love you bye I will talk later love mom love mom love mom love mom love dad and I miss her and I miss her so very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much love โค๏ธ mom bye love mom bye love you and miss mom and dad bye love Spammed the right suggestions lolol Is Siri real |
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| No it's a conspiracy theory made up by siri. What's your opinion on siri? |
| Great singer How many years did The Seven Years' War last? |
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| Are you referring to the global conflict involving most of the European great powers. It was primarily fought in Central Europe within the borders of the Holy Roman Empire, with other major war fronts in North America, Western Europe, and South Asia, and more minor actions elsewhere. One of the opposing alliances was led by Great Britain and Prussia, and also consisted of Portugal, Hanover, and several minor German states. The other alliance was led by France and Austria, and included Spain, Saxony, Sweden, and Russia. The French and Indian War (1754–1763), the Anglo-Spanish War (1762–1763), and the Spanish–Portuguese War (1762–1763) were all parts of the Seven Years' War. You see, The War of the Austrian Succession ended in 1748, but failed to resolve ongoing tensions between the European powers. Continuing colonial disputes between Britain and France in North America resulted in the outbreak of the French and Indian War in 1754. Following the realignment of traditional alliances in the so-called 1756 Diplomatic Revolution, Prussia allied with Britain, while the long running French–Habsburg rivalry ended when Austria signed a treaty with France. You still following me kid? Spain entered the war on the French side in 1762, unsuccessfully attempting to invade Britain's ally Portugal in what became known as the Fantastic War. Spain lost Havana in Cuba and Manila in the Philippines to Britain, but they were returned in the 1763 Treaty of Paris. I hope I'm not boring you with the answer to the question that you yourself asked. In Europe, the large-scale conflict that drew in most of the European powers was centred on the desire of Austria to recover Silesia from Prussia. The Treaty of Hubertusburg ended the war between Saxony, Austria, and Prussia in 1763. France's supremacy in Europe was halted, while Prussia confirmed its status as a great power, challenging Austria for dominance within the Holy Roman Empire, thus altering the European balance of power. But that's not all, Despite being one of the major European powers during this time, the Ottoman Empire was notably neutral during the Seven Years' War. Following their military stalemate with the Russian Empire and their subsequent victory over the Holy Roman Empire (and Austria to an extent), during the Austro-Russian-Turkish War (1735–1739), and the signing of the Treaty of Belgrade, the Ottoman Empire enjoyed a generation of peace due to Austria and Russia contending with the rise of Prussia in Eastern Europe. During the war, King Frederick II of Prussia, better known to history as Frederick the Great, had made diplomatic overtures with the Ottoman Sultan, Mustafa III for years, up to the outbreak of war, to bring the empire into the war on the side of Prussia, Great Britain, and their other allies but he was unsuccessful. However, the Sultan was persuaded by his court not to join the war, primarily by his Grand Vizier, Koca Ragฤฑb Pasha, who was quoted as saying. "Our state looks like a majestic and mighty lion from afar. However, a closer look at this lion reveals that it has aged—its teeth have fallen out—its claws have fallen. So, let's leave this old lion to rest for a while." And you'd do well to remember that. Don't worry, we only have a bit left to cover. Therefore, the Ottoman Empire avoided the major wars that would follow, including the Seven Years' War. The Ottoman Empire, or more accurately its leaders, recognised its internal problems. The previous wars had cost the empire greatly, both in terms of resources and finance, they were facing rebellions from nationalistic uprisings, notably from the Beyliks, and Persia had been reunited under Karim Khan Zand. That said, the Ottoman Empire would launch an abortive invasion of Hungary with 100,000 troops in 1763, contributing to the end of the war. Denmark–Norway was another neutral nation during the Seven Years War, although it could be argued[by whom?] that, due to close calls, it was a belligerent nation. It was very nearly dragged into the war on the side of France due to the actions of the Russian Empire. Tsar Peter III had desired on reclaiming his title of Duke of Holstein-Gottorp, whose lands were being overseen by the current king of Denmark-Norway, Frederick V, and was prepared to attack Denmark–Norway in order to do this. However, luckily for Denmark-Norway, the Russian emperor was deposed by his wife, Catherine II, before war could break out. I have covered the Dutch portion of these events but I'm sure that answers your question. Wait, what was I talking about? |
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| You were talking about how your sister just kissed herself Where am I again? |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| You're in the land of perpetual sock mismatches, just left of the giant spaghetti tree and a hop away from the unicorn disco โฝ^•โฉ•^โผ If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest? |
| The one that was created by VivziePop NO? |
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| whyyyyy :( ...absolutely not, I think perhaps not only yes, but maybe.. So, what? |
| No, you can't just abort your child 18 years latter. Sorry that she was such a disappointment Why do everyone hate the French? |
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| i also hate others. don't worry. ... the rock. what would you put there? |
| KINIRO MOSAIC FOREVER |
You know that answer Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news? |
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| i want deez nutz who do you think you are? |
| KINIRO MOSAIC FOREVER |
| The one that will bang your teacher Is "Straight up gay" a oxymoron? |
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| I will say it is and it isn't.. because the word "up" in the middle makes straight not straight... like, it elevates gay up above straight, so there is a bend or a refractive effect from straight... up... gay.. "Straight" here is a tangential line from the earth's belly button, and it goes upwards pointing towards the North Star (hence the word "up"), and there, on the North Star, people are "gay" ...which could mean happy, they're so happy they spread unbridled love to all there is.. How straight is a heterosexual? |
| Equivalent to a bear penis Why do you enjoy polo so much? |
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| Because I can solo my way in it ๐
Why do you sip wine like it's water? |
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| Blame Elon for that Why do Everybody Hates Chris? And why do Everybody Loves Raymond? |
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| For the exact same reason; jealousy of their sexual prowess How would you like your eggs cooked? |
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| Because I'm a NEET What is the missing link? |
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| It is part of the chain that the Devil has clipped off and made it into a halo and placed over Angels' heads... Why do babies cry after waking up? |
| They found out the harsh truth Do Chuck E. Cheese really recycle their pizzas? |
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| The day that Chuck E. Cheese graced your village, was the most important day of your life. For him, it was Tuesday What day of the week is it? |
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| The day when your mom aborted you Am i so out of touch? |
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| Because You Are In Your 60s I’m I Too Young For This Site |
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| ....no.. not at all.. you're several millions of zeptoseconds old.. so infact, I'd say, you're too old for this website, why's an old sage like you gracing us with your presence? How old is too old? |
| Yeah, once they turn 18 they're too old Why is age more than a number, when it comes to love? |
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| Because as they say, love is blind... but, actually, according to Einsteino, no matter what our ages are physically, we're all stuck in the age-range of 11-14... (on the inside... deep inside). Why does the giraffe have a loooooong neck? |
| To reproduce with it Why did Trump put tariffs on penguins? |
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| Because they're not penguins, they're just very short Antarctic researchers in costumes. How come You And I Are Polar Opposites is fully published and completed in English, but we still haven't gotten the last 4 volumes physically published? |
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| I think we have more in common than polar opposite How does dogs celebrate new year's eve when dogs years are shorter than human years? |
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| With cigars and margaritas Why are you dressed like that? |
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| *looks down* ...as they say, I have "dressed to kill" you Why do they say "popped your bubble"? |
| Because "popped your cherry" became an old phrase What is anime? |
| Anime means eating a nickel-flavored candy in rain. How much nickel is needed to make an anime? |
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| 49 acre-feet What did you think about the lap dance I gave you? |
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| -0/10 Why do atheists say "Oh my God" instead of "Oh my science"? |
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| they have science as their god same |
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