| You get interviewed for being the last-minute selection for Forbes' most influential person of 2022. I insert a phone that's on 1% battery. |
FarCriticalDec 4, 2022 10:50 PM
| You get a charger that has a 1% chance of working I insert a big fluffy pillow |
| You get a quilt stitched with the faces of fifty guys from reverse harems I insert an hourglass with a crack pouring out sand |
| You get a modern clock with its wires exposed, sending sparks everywhere I insert a thermometer |
| you get some pills and cough syrup I insert the eye of a cyclops |
| You get blinded by Nobody (100 brownie points if you get the reference.) I insert a sour grape. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get a rotten apple I insert a paintbrush |
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| You get an ascii copypasta instead I insert the flag of a notorious gang in idk mexico |
sethDec 5, 2022 2:52 PM
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| You get involved as a hostage for a cartel war in idk wherever you are I insert a barbecue grill |
| You get chicken skewers I insert a thin mint |
| You get some fat thick, juicy, great size biceps. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation. said the vending machine ai generated message. I insert Siri |
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| You almost get shoved in along with Siri by Alexa before Cortana saves you at the last minute. Google Assistant then shows up and starts throwing hands with Alexa all while a an argument completely in robotic AI voices ensues. I insert the sin of greed. |
| You get the Pot of Greed I insert an ice cube |
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| You get the rapper Ice Cube. I insert the Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition Player's Handbook. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get flooded with D20's. I insert a love poem |
| You get a hate letter. I insert a peanut butter and apple butter sandwich. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get it back half eaten. I insert a map of Jerusalem |
| You get a VR headset. Putting it on lets you explore a simulated Jerusalem based on your map. I insert milk and cookies. |
| You get Santa Claus. He gives you a present... which explodes. Turns out it was just a Delibird in a Santa suit. I insert 10 feet of snow. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get child labour how bad of you. I insert UNO reverse card. |
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| You get to vend to the vending machine. I insert an UNO Draw 4 card (and I change the color to green) |
| You get the most broken card ever: Red eyes dark dragoon I insert one of sukuna's finger |
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| you get a KFC fried chicken bucket, its finger lickin' good I insert my dead dog |
| you get a guardian angel I insert a neon tetra |
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| You get the holy fuck idk whats that but i know that neon is a noble gas also known as Ne2 (g) or Neon (Ne) and it is the second of the noble gases. Just like all noble gases, it is very non-reactive; it doesn’t form compounds with anything. Neon is non-reactive because its electron shells are full (all 8 damn valance elctrons filled to the brim). Atomic Neon has two electron shells, the first containing two electrons and the second eight electrons. (1s2, 2s2, 2p6) This total of ten electrons gives neon the atomic number 10. Although it is relatively rare on our planet, (0.0018 percent of Earth’s atmosphere), neon is the fifth most abundant element in the universe.Neon has no stable compounds suprisingly which is considered “RARE” as well. Which city in the US has the most neon lights? Las Vegas. That said, neon lighting is on the decline, being replaced by LED lighting which sucks ass. Neon lights are used in aircraft because they can operate at very low temperatures look whos the winner dumass led no wonder you have the L on you. And also fun fact in 1913 Neon was the first element discovered to consist of more than one stable isotope. As for tetra i understand that it is 4 or more. I insert my brain or in a more scientific mature way, my cerebrum which contains both left and right cerebral hemispheres |
sethDec 6, 2022 5:54 PM
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| Without a brain for you to function with, you drop like a wet sack and lie there staring blankly into the sky. I use the vending machine to divide by zero. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get the entire undefined alright, so to go beyond true undefined, you need to use this diddly darn things called true undefined loop, and then, you gotta break everything in your house, then you need to go and beat the crap out of someone, then, you need to add one. then, you need to pour 10,000 tons of liquid nitrogen in the volcano to be continued. then, you need to get arrested into jail. then, you need to ecape prising you need to go into true undefined headquarters and then frciking destroy the place. then, you need to wait until half life 3 and all 7 chapters of tensura to come out then, you need to comment shittakes on your video then famous ytubera knowing about it. then, you need to pour 10,000 mentos into a pool of coke. the explosion will blast you so far into space you will go into venus... then, hope you brought liquid nitrogen, because you need to pour a million tons of that into venus, then the planet will fricking explode. tbc THEN!?!??!?!??!??!?!?? you have to watch a battery overcharing video, go into the video, and stop the battery. AFTER THIS, YOU SUCCESSSFULLY GO INTO BEYOND TRUE UNDEFINED!!! I insert love from another world. |
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| You get hatred from this world. I insert the moon. |
| You get luna moonfang I insert Gabe Newell |
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Sethispr said: You get the entire undefined alright, so to go beyond true undefined, you need to use this diddly darn things called true undefined loop, and then, you gotta break everything in your house, then you need to go and beat the crap out of someone, then, you need to add one. then, you need to pour 10,000 tons of liquid nitrogen in the volcano to be continued. then, you need to get arrested into jail. then, you need to ecape prising you need to go into true undefined headquarters and then frciking destroy the place. then, you need to wait until half life 3 and all 7 chapters of tensura to come out then, you need to comment shittakes on your video then famous ytubera knowing about it. then, you need to pour 10,000 mentos into a pool of coke. the explosion will blast you so far into space you will go into venus... then, hope you brought liquid nitrogen, because you need to pour a million tons of that into venus, then the planet will fricking explode. tbc THEN!?!??!?!??!??!?!?? you have to watch a battery overcharing video, go into the video, and stop the battery. AFTER THIS, YOU SUCCESSSFULLY GO INTO BEYOND TRUE UNDEFINED!!! Joke's on you, that's how I spent my Saturdays in college. :P Especially the part about the 'pool of coke', though I suspect you weren't talking about the same type of coke that I am. :3 OP: You get Half-Life 2.98352934734529 I insert a dad joke. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get the hahaha support from multiple parrots. I insert a letter with a paper inside saying happy single’s awareness day! |
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| Your physical mailbox gets stuffed with printouts of those "hot single women in your area" ads I insert a rubber ducky |
| You get a fictional story you wont forget. Someone pwease hewp me if you’we famiwiaw with ducks and duck antics. I am away at cowwege and I wive in a dowm woom on campus. Thewe awe a wot of ducks awound but thewe is this one fucking duck that won’t weave me awone. I sweaw to god this duck is a fucking psychopath. I don’t even undewstand what it wants fwom me. Whenevew I wook out my doow woom window thewes that fucking duck taunting me. I decided I shouwd maybe wawk ovew to it and give it some food to see if we couwd get awong so I twied giving it my weftovew awbys but it wouwdn’t eat it. Not onwy wouwd it not eat it but it wouwdn’t even fucking bweak eye contact with me. It was stawing at me acting aww fucking smug as if it knew something about me that I didn’t even know. Wast night I had a nightmawe about the duck. He wouwdn’t stop fowwowing me and kept yewwing out the wowd “dwawwam”. I woke up with my heawt beating out of my chest and I was covewed in sweat. I wooked out my window and thewe it was in the same fucking spot stawing wight at me. I’m afwaid to even go to sweep tonight. I need to get this duck out of my fucking head. Pwease wespond if you can hewp me figuwe out what this duck wants with me. I insert a command to tell you to checkout openai.com as it can do anything, even suggesting how to increase come output, yeah come. |
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| Wiceee |
     I finally found the time to write you this letter To the stars and moon for you And it's coming back soon |
| You get adblocked. I insert your mother last night. :O |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get the most sanest and your own family and your love and your life love you and your family love you bye ✌️ I insert a quote from an edgy tiktokker |
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| You get hit with the big ol' "Okay Zoomer" I insert Rick Astley |
| You just got rickrolled I insert "In soviet russia" jokes |
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| you get 12,000 reddit upvotes, for every single one no matter how bad I insert a user with a kaneki pfp |
| You get an emo edgelord with bad taste. I insert *ring* a tiny bell *ring* that rings *ring* every time *ring* you *ring* think *ring* about *ring* perverted things *ring* *ring* *ring*. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get 2.8x10 to the power of 12 rings every damn second because it is destroy dick december season. I insert horny ass mfs. |
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| You get a plant that slowly dies every second you think about perverted things. Its inevitable death saddens you enough to get the bell to stop ringing (unless you're into dead plants as a kink but I ain't gonna judge). I insert a cinnamon stick. |
| You get disappointment and also embarrassing stories. I insert a vampire |
| You get a 'vampire' from the Twilight franchise that sparkles in the sunlight and broods about feelings and stuff. Being a teenage vampire is so hard! I insert @Digicat |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get the nah im too cool for this forum. I insert every single cat/neko/koneko/nekomonogatari(it exists)/nekopara/nya/nyan/nyanko/nyaight/nyawhatevershitthereis/meow/kitten/pussy entries and put it into the vending machine database so that FTX crypto bla bla bla idk |
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I insert an eggplant |
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| you get the eggplant back with a peach I insert inconceivable horrors beyond our comprehension |
| You get an innocent fluffy bunny. Turns out it's a host to another eldritch abomination. I insert spray paint cans. |
| You get a fine for tagging the vending machine. I insert a step-sister, but she gets stuck halfway into the vending machine. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get... her out of the machine because you decided to be a gentleman. I insert our solar system |
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