Nyarly-kyun said:“Wh-what!? I want to bite at the back of your head, but I can’t attack because a girl’s butt and thighs are in the way!!”
“Mwa ha ha ha!! How much damage do you think my scalp has taken, Index!? …Actually, I’d like to know that myself. Anyway!! I have already analyzed your attack pattern!! Now, how about we bring this entire series of events to an end, little girl!?”
“Wah! This is scary! Stop it! I feel like I’m about to fall!!”
Kumokawa Maria cried out as she was more or less taken hostage to act as the human helmet to protect “Kamijou Touma’s” head. She was only at shoulder height, but the way she wobbled back and forth above the hard road was bad for her heart.
She instinctually gathered strength in her thighs to keep her balance, but the instant her soft flesh squeezed, an aura of malice flowed out from her older sister.
Meanwhile, “Kamijou” did not have time to worry about that.
A jinx had captured his heart. If he ended up bitten after taking such drastic measures, he feared nothing would ever work.
“…”
“Calm down, Index-san! Put away those fangs and give this a peaceful resolution. If you don’t, I’ll have to go buy the ingredients for oden like this! You don’t want that, do you!?”
“I don’t want that either!! Are you going to carry me around on your shoulders as you shop!?”
“…”
“You’re right, ‘Touma’. If you’re willing to cause such a commotion, I guess I have to make a compromise. Specifically, I’ll master some techniques using my arms and legs!!”
“Please no! If you head down the course of a martial arts master, I won’t be any match for you!! Was I right and Index really is the final boss!?”
“…”
“W-wait. Don’t tell me you really do plan to walk through the city like this. St-stop. Don’t move your head like that. It’s rubbing against me.”
“By the way, why is that person on top of you grinning a little bit!?”
That was when something snapped within Kumokawa Seria.
Specifically, it was the “bag of patience” spoken of in the old days of Japan.
She cast aside her usual cool and intellectual aura of an upperclassman.
“Darassshhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”
She leaped into the air while wearing her sailor uniform, gathered her feet, and performed a merciless dropkick on the center of “Kamijou Touma’s” back.
wtf