Lmao MHXA's story quest have some pretty hilarious lines.
X Alter:
What are you saying, it is as incomprehensible. It is as incomprehensible as a soggy rice cake.
Agravain:
The evil holy sword Necrocalibur... that blade will one day cleave apart stars.
But it is yet to mature into such a weapon. We were fools to believe in the catalog specs. That's why mail ordering is so...
X Alter:
Yup. Villain, which means evil-doer. That's it. Is it something strange?
Just because someone is a villain, it doesn't necessarily mean they are bad guys. Just as allies of justice might not all be good guys either
Deep™.
X:
This is Cosmo Chaldea Academy. A school for young people who dream of becoming SSR Servants in their future!
X asks for her name.
???
My... name...
...Eh... oh...
...E... auau...
X:
"E"? Is it "E"? Is it just a single letter? That's a really short name!
Edison:
I don't think you have the right to say that of other people.
X:
It's really hard to say! I'll call you "Ecchan"! Is that alright?
Ecchan:
Ah... yes... that would be... fine.
Ecchan:
I'm glad that you aren't the one who kept trying to humiliate X-san and I, only to fall into her own torture traps and expose herself shamefully all the time---
That, if you were that striped-panties Eliza, I wouldn't know what to do. So I'm glad it's a different person.
You:
(Ecchan in spats...)
Your vision focuses in on the aforementioned spats.
Ecchan:
Black Knight-kun... the movement of your camera seems to be influenced by some sort of fetish.
It seems like that strange mode has activated again. I'm going to change, go out into the corridors for a while.
Go, quickly.
She pushes you out as you beep vainly in protest.
X Alter:
...Black Knight-kun. I have something to say.
I have finally understood the source of your disorder.
In order to track me, there are miniscule amounts of Alternium crystals built into your brain. These crystals have been receiving magical energy waves leaking out from the gaps of multidimensional space.
By coincidence, they seem to have resonated with the consciousness of someone somewhere. They are probably a magus.
But from now on, I'm headed to the battlefield. Information leaks and elements of uncertainty cannot be permitted.
The source of the disorder will be eliminated.
Perhaps you are still listening to my words through Black Knight-kun, even now.
Then maybe, I can say goodbye for once.
Having someone turn a ear to my mutterings, that feeling isn't so bad, you know?
When I successfully make my name as a Servant... we may meet again, and perhaps at that time I can stand by your side.
And at that time...
No, such an expectation is too naive. She, and my dead Master, would both laugh at me.
See you. Whoever you are, beyond the universe.
May the guidance of Alternium be with you.

X:
Eh? Did I have a BFF like that?
No, I don't. I don't remember encountering that sort of school drama-like existence.
But... yes. There was someone I knew, who was sort of a troublesome rival.
Hm? Do you want to hear the story? Hah, well, it's not particularly interesting, but...
It's just normal school life, unrelated at all to spectacular tales such as defeating a space dragon, or winning five consecutive black hole races.
Really... I wonder if she's doing fine... That wasanbon Saber powered by anko.
No no, rather than that, let's talk about introducing the content-packed EP2!
I'm certain that this time's quest is to build up hype for that, so I've been patiently abiding my chance by Master's side!
Yup, this is pretty much Saber Wars II: Prologue. |