| Do you believe in fate? How about you stay the night? 100th pun! rejoice! |
| Archeologists: a person whos career lies in ruins. |
| I would make a pun about UltimateBagel, but it would be too short :D |
| Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'. |
| Two moderators walk into a bar [deleted] |
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| I feel sorry for shopping trolleys. They're always getting pushed around. |
| I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line. |
| The dead batteries were given out free of charge. |
| Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers. |
I don't get it from a pun standpoint. Q- What's the name of an owl that's a magician? A- Hoodini |
| I was playing Pokemon the other day and I somehow lost. So I'm thinking to myself, that was Onix-pected. |
| She was watching tv.I asked her: What are you watching? She said: Dragon Ballz. I said: I'm gonna be dragging my balls on you. She said: Stop it you're krillin me! ;) |
| I don't even know what to write in here. |
| A pear walked in a bar with his friend pears and got a call from his gf. "What are you doing?" she said "Nothing special,just hanging out with with my fellow peers." (I'm gonna go slit my wrists now.) |
| I don't even know what to write in here. |
| My Mexican friend is really into mech anime; I guess you could call him a Mechsican |
| I shouldn't be masturbating...But on the other hand it feels pretty good... |
| What do you do if you see a space man? You park your car, man! A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." What do you get if you divide the circumference of an apple by its diameter? Apple pi |
luckychan12Feb 28, 2017 12:26 PM
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| I'm trying to think of a dick joke but I can't come up with anything. |
| I don't even know what to write in here. |
| I hate breaking up with a Japanese person, you have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message. |
| Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work Did you hear about the frog that was raised by bunnies? All it could say was "rabbit" Two men walk into a bar... They get a concussion. |
luckychan12Mar 9, 2017 8:25 PM
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| A bird watching club with a single rule: BYOB* |
| I don't even |
| Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. |
| Did you hear about the guy with the premature ejaculation problem? He came out of nowhere. |
| I used to addicted to soap. No worries, I'm clean now. |
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