This is the story of Michael, the countiest boy in town.
This is the story of Michael, the countiest boy in town.
Ugly and count,
they called him a count,
so he lived on his own, undercount.
He lived on his own, undercount.
He lived on his own, undercount.
You see, everyone has a special one.
Even Michael!
@turtle hard question, I used to be here long time ago when there were like 300 memebers in this club, but I know nothing in mafia games so I left, and now I back, after tons of new users joined, so yeah I joined back yesterday after grave tried convince me on comments and explain there other games if can't mafia and blah blah and I should join again and blah blah, though karote still not want me to back >.>
And that's all...........here I am :D and my introduction was long time ago in pages need to search it good, maybe I need creat again or something xD oh and I think what changed unlike before, is that before it was like group of friends and I joined out of no where and know only karote and now I know more people like kaito and willow xD and....that's all :D so feel more belong I guess :3
*wtf why I talk so much inside game chat xD nvm nvm*
Ichigo321 said: @mkim so we both confused each other, oh nvm T.T
@turtle hard question, I used to be here long time ago when there were like 300 memebers in this club, but I know nothing in mafia games so I left, and now I back, after tons of new users joined, so yeah I joined back yesterday after grave tried convince me on comments and explain there other games if can't mafia and blah blah and I should join again and blah blah, though karote still not want me to back >.>
And that's all...........here I am :D and my introduction was long time ago in pages need to search it good, maybe I need creat again or something xD oh and I think what changed unlike before, is that before it was like group of friends and I joined out of no where and know only karote and now I know more people like kaito and willow xD and....that's all :D so feel more belong I guess :3
*wtf why I talk so much inside game chat xD nvm nvm*
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This is less of a counting game and more of a talking thread atm:/
Wrong! There shall be at least 2 more parts written today :)
You lied? </3
Turtle didn't lie. Extenuating circumstance that took precedence over writing fanfiction popped up later that day. Therefore, by following the order of priority, I did not lie, I was merely forced to unexpectedly change my plans without being able to inform the parties effected by my having to deviate from what I had said.
Once upon a time there was a loli named TheLigerNinja (but all her friends called her 'Liger'). She lived in a very poor village known as the village of potatoes. It was called the village of potatoes because everyone was so poor that they could only afford to grow potatoes. This in turn was caused by the high taxes they were forced to pay to the oppressive overlord know as grave_robber. Despite all of this, and the fact that Liger didn't like potatoes very much, she managed to live a relatively happy life. That peacefulness was shattered, however, when a blight came and wiped out her villages potato crop one year. When they weren't able to pay their taxes on time, grave_robber sent part of her army to burn the village to the ground.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 2)
-Present Time-
Liger groaned as she felt someone trying to wake her up. "I don't wanna get up yet..." She said groggily. "No! You have to get up now" she heard her mother say urgently. "W-what's going on?" She said groggily as she slipped out of bed and put on her shoes. "There's no time explain right now," her mother told her as they quickly went downstairs to the ground floor of the house.
"Here, take this" Liger's mother said, handing Liger a small bag of possessions. "Where's Dad" Liger asked, terrified as she began to smell smoke and hear screams. "He went to go find a way out of the village" Liger's mother said, "Don't worry, we'll be fine." She added with a strained smile.
Suddenly the door burst open and Liger's dad stumbled in. He was a tall, broad shouldered man with the body of a hard working farmer. He was currently covered in soot and had a thin man with a long beard and robes flung over his shoulders. Her father put the unconscious man on the kitchen table and slumped heavily in one of the chairs. "There's no way out of the village" he told them, sounding utterly defeated, "they've completely surrounded us and they're burning the village as we speak." Liger watched as a tear ran down her father's face, "they even defeated the village's grand wizard, Mkim"
At the mention of his name, Mkim sat upright, "Uh, that was a bad battle, almost ran out of magic power" he mumbled. He looked up and saw Liger's family staring at him. "Oh, cheerio chaps! Almost kicked the bucket there I did! Good thing I have an incredibly high healing factor" He said, as fuddled as ever. When there was no reply he moved over to look out the window, "Well I say! Raining fire and death out there, ain't it?" He said jovially with a wink. "Hmmm... Now where did I leave my flask..." He mumbled to himself as he went through his robe pockets, "Ah! Here it is!".
He opened up his flask and took a long swig of alcohol. His eyes seemed to become more clear as he looked out the window again. "Oh sh*t! This isn't good!" He yelled, "Hey! What are you guys doing just sitting there?! We have to find a way out of here!"
"There is no way out" Liger's father told Mkim, "I found you out there unconscious while searching for a way-" He was interrupted by a mighty bang on the door. Mkim stroked his beard thoughtfully as the banging on the door got louder. "There... There might just be away to escape from here" he said to the terror stricken family.
A Loli's Revenge: Prologue (Part 3)
"How! Tell us how and we'll do everything in our power to help!" Her mother said, more determined than she had ever been in her life. "Well... There is one catch to it" Mkim started as the door started cracking. "What's the catch?" Liger's dad asked desperately. "The catch is that I only have enough magic right now to teleport myself and your daughter away from here" Mkim said sadly, "so that means you have to make a choice- do you die as a family, or give your daughter a chance at life?"
"W-wai-" Mkim began, but was interrupted by her father. "Take her with you" he said to Mkim looking straight in the eye before looking at Liger, "Just remember Liger, we always lo-" At that very moment the door broke and the creatures previously held at bay swarmed in. Liger dimly heard Mkim swear and start chanting rapidly, but all she could focus on were the gurgling, rotten creatures and her parent's screams as their flesh was torn off by the creatures. The Mkim grabbed her shoulder, said the last magic work and everything went black.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 1
Mkim sat up with a groan and held his head in his hands. "Owwww!" He exclaimed, "is forgotten how much teleporting can hurt". He peered through squinted eyelids at where he'd landed. He was surrounded by lush green grass, tall trees and he could hear birds singing. A warm breeze blew on his face as he stood up and turned around slowly. He was suddenly realized the gravity of the situation when he saw Liger. She was curled up into a ball, her eyes wide open but completly blank. Her jaw was slack and her body kept twitching.
"Unicorn turds!" Mkim exclaimed. He started pacing and rubbing his beard, "how can I fix this?" He mumbled. He paced a little bit longer before an idea came to him, "this should... Theoretically work" he said to still catatonic Liger, "but it might hurt a bit when you wake up"
A Loli's Revenge: Part 2
Liger sat up a groan, "Do I have to get up now" she said and yawned. "I see your feeling much better" said a rather nervous looking Mkim. "Wait a second..." Liger said snapping wide awake, "Where are we? What's going on? Where are my parents?" She continued, speaking faster and faster as she became more panicked. "Hey! There's nothing to worry about!" Mkim said sternly. This seemed to calm the little lol I down, so he continued speaking, "temporary memory loss is a common side effect of teleportation, so we're going to sit here until your memories have reassembled themselves and your memory comes back." Even though Liger was still trembling, she nodded and sat down. "Now, as your memory starts to come back, I want you to tell me what you remember, ok?" Mkim said gently. "O-ok" Liger said nervously. As they sat there, Mkim thought back to the spell he had performed on Liger...
It was a spell he had learned years ago. He was actually pretty surprised he could remember it well enough to cast it, actually. Casting the spell, however, was easy compared to the next part. The spell allowed him to alter parts of people's memories. He was extremely careful not to alter her memories of raid to much, just enough that she shouldn't end up catatonic. After that it was a guessing game as to how her memories would reform themselves...
Liger sat there, trying as hard as she could to remember, but she just couldn't recall anything. So instead she focused on what she did know: she knew that her name was Liger, the man across from her was named Mkim, and she also knew that she trusted Mkim. "You're a wizard!" Liger jumped up and yelled ecstatically. Mkim looked at Liger, his eyes wide in surprise, then his mouth twitched into a smile and he started laughing, "why yes. Yes I am" he told her. And as if that one little memory had been a plug holding in all the other memories, she started to remember more stuff.
"There was a big fire!" Liger said, "and I remember I was in the house with my parents when bad people tried to break in and kidnap us, but you managed to save me!" She finished with a look of admiration on her face. "Are you going to help me get my parents back?" She said hopefully. As Mkim looked at her hopeful face with the knowledge that it was his fault that she thought her parents were alive, he couldn't say no. "Absolutely" He told her.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 3
"Then let's go!" Liger said excitedly. "Yeah, about that..." Mkim said reluctantly, "I have no idea where we are"
"You're a baka" Liger told him, not impressed by this turn of events.
There was a short moment of silence as Liger glared at the embarrassed Mkim. "What do we do now?" Liger asked, breaking the silence.
"I think the best course of action would be to pick a direction, and walk" Mkim told her as he took another swig out of his flask. "Well, I guess that's better than just standing here" Liger said grumpily and started walking with Mkim.
"Hey Mkim, can I ask you a question?"
"I don't see why not" Mkin replied.
"Why do you seem to get smarter when you drink the alcohol in your flask?" Liger asked inquisitively.
"That's an easy one" Mkim said, "The first thing you need to understand, though, is that a wizard's magic is naturally stored inside of him. This is dangerous for two reasons- the first being that magic causes strange feelings, hallucinations and other annoying side effects. The second reason is that if a wizard stores to much magic he will explode"
"Really!" Liger exclaimed as she imagined Mkim exploding like a firework.
"That's right" he replied, a little disturbed by how happy she seemed to hear that, "Anyways, the best place for a wizard to store his magic is in his beard. A wizard's beard can store up to 100 times more magic than his body."
"There are lots of ways to accomplish getting your magic into your beard, but the cheapest one is the ingestion of alcohol" he explained to her, "and that means that the bigger a wizard's beard, the more power he has"
Liger, however, heard none of this as she was still imagining throwing Mkim really high up in the air and him exploding like a firework.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 4
Liger and Mkim had been walking on the road for a while when Liger noticed something. "Hey Mkim" she said, "Do you see that?"
"See what?" Mkim said, looking around the dense plant growth.
"Look right there" she said, pointing "there's a person, walking on a road"
"What do you know!" Mkim said with a laugh, "we've been walking next to a road this whole time"
"Let's go and ask him where we are!" Liger said as she took off towards the person.
"Wait a second!" Mkim called after her, but it was no use, she was already pushing through the brush.
Liger pushed her way through the brush and fell out onto the road. She looked around and realized she had fallen in front of the person that they had seen from inside the forest.
"H-hello" Liger said nervously as she stood up and brushed the dust off her ragged clothes, "I was, um, wondering if you could, uh... maybe tell me where exactly this place is?"
The person just stared at her.
"Well, you see, I came here with a friend but then we, uh, kinda got lost" Liger elaborated.
"Sure" the person said, and Liger realized that it was a woman. The woman lifted the visor on her helmet and stuck out her hand "I'm Coro" she said with a smile. At this point Liger would have introduced herself, if not for the fact that Mkim jumped out of the bushes at that very moment. "Hey you!" He said as he summoned two fireballs, "you better back away from the girl right now, or I'm gonna roast your buns!"
"Woah! Let's just calm down now" Coro said as she put her hands up in the air, "I was just helping this girl with directions, I swear"
"That what happened Liger" Mkim asked
"Yes! She was very nice and even told me her name!" Liger said angrily, "and then you came out of there and threatened her! Put out those fireballs and apologize now, baka!"
"B-b-but..." Mkim started before giving up and putting out the fireballs, "fine then, I'm sorry for threatening to roast your buns"
"It's fine" Coro said, "I mean, my buns are still uncooked so I have no reason to complain"
"I do have a question for you though- why would you even think of entering this forest without a map?" Coro said snarkily
A Loli's Revenge: Part 5
"So what your telling me, is that you teleported here... After your village was burnt to the ground... And now your going to seek revenge on grave_robber?" Core said disbelievingly.
"That's right!" Liger told her adamantly, "and we're also going to save my parents!"
Coro looked from Liger to Mkim slowly, shocked by Liger's seriousness. "And just how do you plan to accomplish this task with only a wizard to help you?" Coro asked.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Mkim said indignantly from where he was sitting and picking his nose.
"Nothing" Coro said sarcastically before looking back at Liger, "so kid, you got a plan yet?"
Liger say quietly for a moment thinking before jumping up and saying "Couldnt you help us?"
"I don't think so" Coro told the little Loli, "even with me on your team, how could a loli, a half-baked and a paladin defeat a whole army of necromancers, undead minions, evil warriors, etc?"
Liger stared off into space as she thought really hard, "I know how!" She suddenly exclaimed, "we could get more people on our team!"
Coro took a piece of beef jerky from her rucksack and chewed it thoughtfully. "That's easier said than done" Coro finally said, "At the very least you would need to get a healer, a knight and a bard to join your team"
"So you will join our team?" Liger said hopefully
"I'll join your team" Coro said, narrowing her eyes, "once I ask Mkim there some questions, and only if I like his answers"
"Hey Mkim!" Liger called to Mkim who had wandered off a little, "Coro wants to ask you a few questions"
"Why?" Mkim said in reply,
"It doesn't matter why!" Liger yelled impatiently, "just get your buns down here!"
"Ok, I'm coming" Mkim said as he walked over to them.
"If I'm going to join your and Liger's party, I have two questions I want answered" Coro told him, "I want to know where you studied wizardry, and what your wizard rank is"
"I studied at the Wizzy University of Wizardry" Mkim told proudly, "I graduated top of my class with a double major in elemental magic and destruction magic. I also have a minor in passive healing"
" Ok then, that's rather impressive, but I have yet to see proof" Coro said
"I haven't finished recharging my mana yet so you'll have to wait for a demonstration" Mkim said with a snide tone, "and for your information I'm a Grand Wizard!"
"I guess you'll have to do" Coro said, unimpressed "Anyways, the nearest town is only a two hour walk from here so let's get a move on"
"Hey, just wait a second!" Mkim yelled indignantly, "What do you mean by you guess I'll do?!" But it didn't matter because Coro and Liger had already started walking away.
Mkim grumbled to himself and followed them
A Loli's Revenge: Part 6
time skip of two hours-
"Wow, that was a rather uneventful walk" Coro said as they enter the bustling town, "I really thought it would have been more exciting or something, but whatever"
Liger around the town square in amazement. There were food vendors, dancers, inns and much more cool stuff. "I've never seen any place as busy as this one before" Liger said, completely awestruck. "Ha! This is nothing compared to a city" Coro said, amused by the loli's amazement.
"So, how are we going to recruit people to our party?" Mkim said, totally ruining the moment.
"Well first we are going to find an inn. Then we will eat. Then we are going to sleep" Coro told him, "and then tomorrow we will work on recruiting"
Having said that, Coro strode off in the direction of a rather run down looking inn. "Wait! Where are you going?" Liger cried out.
"I'm going to get a room to stay in and some food, you guys coming?"
"Of course we are" Mkim said quickly as he remembered they had no money.
And so they headed over to the inn named "the -blonde- and loli inn"
As they entered the slightly run down inn, a bell jingled. Liger looked up and saw that a bell had been hung just inside the doorway so that the door hit it and announced whenever someone came in 'that's cool' she thought to herself.
"Ah, hello there new customers" a well dressed elf said from behind a desk, "How can I help you?"
"We'd like a room for three people" Coro told the elf.
"Ok then, that'll be six fragas please" the elf said and waited for Coro to count out the money before introducing himself, "My name is -blonde-, my loli will show you to your rooms while I go make dinner"
As soon as he finished speaking a small loli elf came bounding down the stairs. "Hi there~" she sai with a big smile,, "my name is Ctsu and I'm going to be showing you where your room is"
"Why do you have a collar on?" Liger asked bluntly, looking at the collar with a green gem that Ctsu was wearing.
"Well that's because I'm -blonde-'s loli, silly" Ctsu said with a giggle before heading up the stairs.
Once Ctsu had shown them their room, Liger turned to Mkim, "Why did that girl have a collar on her?"
Mkim and Coro looked around awkwardly, before Mkim spoke up "it's... An elf thing" he told her.
"Huh?" Liger said in confusion
"Look, we'll explain it to you when you're older" Coro told her sternly.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 7
"But-" Liger began to say, before being abruptly cut off by the sound of a dinner bell. "Time to go eat and get me some alcohol!" Mkim exclaimed joyously as he took off out of the room. "Woohoo!" Coro whooped, "time to go get some grub" and she too took off out of the room.
"Hey! You can't just leave while I'm asking you something!" Liger hollered indignantly before stomping off to go eat.
By the time she reached the dining room Mkim and Coro had already started chowing down. As she sat down beside them she noticed that a Big Black Man was sitting in a corner of the room. Liger sat patiently and the little loli elf promptly appeared with two plates of food. "Here's your food" she told Liger with a smile.
"Thank you" Liger told her happily and watched as Ctsu headed toward the Big Black Man with the other plate. Liger had just picked up her fork when she heard Ctsu scream. Mkim, Coro and Liger jumped up and looked over to where the Big Black Man had grabbed Ctsu. The door to the kitchen flew open and -blonde- appeared in the doorway. "What are you doing?!" He screamed at the Big Black Man. "I'm stealing this loli!" the Big Black Man told him, "and there's nothing you can do about because I'm Big Black George and I have a bunch of ninja's on my team!" And that's when 40 ninjas leapt down from the ceiling. "You may have a bunch of ninjas, but I have super elite sniping skills! I'll no scope before you even have a chance to run away!" -blonde- said as he pulled a scoped bow out of the back of his robe. "Get him!" Big Black George yelled.
"I don't think so!" Mkim yelled as he vaporized all the ninjas at the same time with lightning magic. "Impossibru!" Big Black George yelled, turning around to run away. -blonde- quickly notched an arrow and no scoped Big Black George. "Ha! Get rekt skrub! I just 420 blaze it no scoped you cuz your just a noob!" -blonde yelled as he tea bagged the Big Black Man's dead body. "That was amazing!" Ctsu exclaimed. "What's he saying?" Liger asked Coro. "I have no idea. Only elves can learn leet speak" She replied.
A Loli's Revenge: Part 8
With all the excitement over, everyone sat down to eat. "Thanks for the help, you guys" -blonde- told Liger and her friends, "If you weren't here that guy probably would have stolen Ctsu. How can I ever repay you?"
"Join my team" Liger said immediately.
"Sure" -blonde- said without any hesitation.
"Really?" Liger said, unable to believe that he had agreed so readily.
"Yeah, I've been wanting to do something else besides running an inn, but I never got the opportunity." -blonde- told them, "and Ctsu knows healing magic, so she'll be able to help your group on your quest"
"Thats great!" liger exclaimed happily, "Now we have an archer, a healer, a wizard, a paladin and me!"
Wrong! There shall be at least 2 more parts written today :)
You lied? </3
Turtle didn't lie. Extenuating circumstance that took precedence over writing fanfiction popped up later that day. Therefore, by following the order of priority, I did not lie, I was merely forced to unexpectedly change my plans without being able to inform the parties effected by my having to deviate from what I had said.
If only you'd written "affected" correctly, now everything you just said has been ignored... =P
Wrong! There shall be at least 2 more parts written today :)
You lied? </3
Turtle didn't lie. Extenuating circumstance that took precedence over writing fanfiction popped up later that day. Therefore, by following the order of priority, I did not lie, I was merely forced to unexpectedly change my plans without being able to inform the parties effected by my having to deviate from what I had said.
If only you'd written "affected" correctly, now everything you just said has been ignored... =P
I want zombies in my army, ok? :)
How about BDSM zombies? Cuz you are kinda a sadistic staff...
how count game became a place to tell story about a loli? >.> now let me copy you
"This is less of a counting game and more of a talking thread atm:/"
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Ichigo321 said: how count game became a place to tell story about a loli? >.> now let me copy you
"This is less of a counting game and more of a talking thread atm:/"
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It's more fun to do stuff that doesn't follow the rules (but at the same time doesn't brake them) in a place that wasn't specifically meant for (but at the same time also didn't prohibit) it
"It's more fun to do stuff that doesn't follow the rules (but at the same time doesn't brake them) in a place that wasn't specifically meant for (but at the same time also didn't prohibit) it"
Oh I see..........
Next time I answer that :D thanks for the useful answer XD
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