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Mar 6, 2015 8:40 AM
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This is not my list and there are some quibbles. Overall it’s excellent:

1. Are on meds for mental health issues
2. Claim to have been raped or molested
3. Don’t know their credit score
4. Divorced
5. Disagree with you on # of children you want
6. Smoke, even occasionally.
6. Go out and party more than once a week
7. Own small dogs that fit in purses
8. Don’t follow the news
9. Don’t vote in local and state elections
10. Admit to trying cocaine, “E” or other hard narcotics
11. Are extremely close with their fathers
12. Hate their mothers
13. Let their parents make decisions for them
14. Hang out with women that you consider losers
15. Doesn’t work out at least 3 times a week
16. Has kids by another man
17. Says things like “there are no good men left”
18. Lists “shopping” as one of her hobbies
19. Has ever been a stripper, even for a brief moment
20. Admits to dating even one drug dealer briefly
21. Doesn’t have career goals and a specific plan
22. Wears lots of make up
23. Enjoys comfort food
24. Doesn’t believe in doing yard work
25. Can’t cook
26. Won’t hold babies or talk to children, even briefly
27. Life seems like episode of “Sex in the City”
28. Watches Soap Opera, Wendy Williams, Maury or Jerry Springer
29. Uses tanning beds
30. Doesn’t floss daily
31. Started but didn’t finish school
32. Going to beauty school
33. Drives a car bought by her family
34. Has had breast augmentation
35. Likes making criticizing and judging people from a distance
36. Texts incessantly
37. Talks about the appearance of other women in your presence
38. Gossips on the phone with friends
39. Cries within first 2 months of knowing you
40. Seems to be trying to make a “good first impression” rather than being herself
41. Can’t intelligently answer this “what interests you besides money?”

I found most if not all of these awesome, if you're a girl and some of these resonated then make sure to avoid these, you won't benefit from this longterm.
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Mar 6, 2015 8:43 AM
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Can't wait for all the satirical feminism posts.

...or maybe not. I still don't like your threads though.
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Mar 6, 2015 8:44 AM
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Someone call the Tumblr Feminazi Army
Mar 6, 2015 8:45 AM
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lol it seemed possible until 38
there are no girls that dont gossip on their phones
none
n o n e
Mar 6, 2015 8:45 AM
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wat
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 8:46 AM
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Jiischa107 said:
there are no girls that dont gossip on their phones
none
n o n e
I don't have a phone
I don't have friends
I don't like girl friends
I don't like gossiping
Mar 6, 2015 8:46 AM
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This gone be good.

Mar 6, 2015 8:46 AM
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Jiischa107 said:
lol it seemed possible until 38
there are no girls that dont gossip on their phones
none
n o n e


Agreed. Even my GF who is a very drama free women gossip on her phone.

Well, she gossip on skype with her friends if you want to get technical but same thing.
Mar 6, 2015 8:46 AM
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Ok dude
Mar 6, 2015 8:47 AM
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Another brilliant thread from this moron.
Mar 6, 2015 8:47 AM

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Rothrock said:
Jiischa107 said:
there are no girls that dont gossip on their phones
none
n o n e
I don't have a phone
I don't have friends
I don't like girl friends
I don't like gossiping

well now u can date op
Mar 6, 2015 8:47 AM

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Rothrock said:
Jiischa107 said:
there are no girls that dont gossip on their phones
none
n o n e
I don't have a phone
I don't have friends
I don't like girl friends
I don't like gossiping

You're an emo.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 8:48 AM

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Jiischa107 said:
Rothrock said:
I don't have a phone
I don't have friends
I don't like girl friends
I don't like gossiping
well now u can date op
no thnx
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although i don't care about or don't mind most of these, because at most many could just be called warning signs for problems rather than actual problems
'Drives a car bought by her family' stands out
what's bad about this?

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Source?


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geniobastardo said:
Rothrock said:
I don't have a phone
I don't have friends
I don't like girl friends
I don't like gossiping

You're an emu.
Mar 6, 2015 8:50 AM

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geniobastardo said:
You're an emo.
ಠ_ಠ no i'm not. far from it
Mar 6, 2015 8:53 AM

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Rothrock said:
geniobastardo said:
You're an emo.
ಠ_ಠ no i'm not. far from it

are you religious then? or perhaps autistic?
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 8:53 AM

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GuusWayne said:

39. Cries within first 2 months of knowing you
I found most if not all of these awesome, if you're a girl and some of these resonated then make sure to avoid these, you won't benefit from this longterm.

I'd cry too if I had to know you.
Mar 6, 2015 8:54 AM

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I could agree with some of them . . . But a lot of them just sounds like someone's one-sided personal opinions. I mean "Didn't buy her own car" -_- . . . Cars are @#$%'ing expensive, I didn't buy my car.
Mar 6, 2015 8:54 AM

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who doesn't like comfort food?



and you shut your mouth about Wendy Williams.
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geniobastardo said:
Rothrock said:
ಠ_ಠ no i'm not. far from it

are you religious then? or perhaps autistic?
Nope, none.
Mar 6, 2015 8:55 AM
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There isn't many women left I see


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Rothrock said:
geniobastardo said:

are you religious then? or perhaps autistic?
Nope, none.

Then you're not a girl. You're either a neckbeard in disguise or you're SubaTonic's non-depressed alt.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 8:55 AM
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nice list bruv
Mar 6, 2015 8:56 AM
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Man, don't drag me into this.
Mar 6, 2015 8:57 AM

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Due to some comments I actually have the urge to make a tumblr account and put this up for feminists.
SCARY MONSTER
Mar 6, 2015 8:57 AM
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Same goes for men.. I mean, you women wouldn't want any guy with breast augmentation, would you?
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that list must have taken a lot of time and energy

things that i consider a waste of time as a proper lady.
Mar 6, 2015 8:58 AM

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SubaTonic said:
Man, don't drag me into this.

I still haven't forgotten that you blocked me faggot
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 8:58 AM

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Incoming flame war, RUN MY MAL BROTHERS AND SISTERS

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GreenSoap said:
Same goes for men.. I mean, you women wouldn't want any guy with breast augmentation, would you?


news to me

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GreenSoap said:
Same goes for men.. I mean, you women wouldn't want any guy with breast augmentation, would you?

it's pretty hot tho
Mar 6, 2015 9:00 AM
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geniobastardo said:
SubaTonic said:
Man, don't drag me into this.

I still haven't forgotten that you blocked me faggot

Gee, I wonder why I blocked you?
Mar 6, 2015 9:01 AM

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SubaTonic said:
geniobastardo said:

I still haven't forgotten that you blocked me faggot

Gee, I wonder why I blocked you?

I only tried to approach you dammit
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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geniobastardo said:
SubaTonic said:

Gee, I wonder why I blocked you?

I only tried to approach you dammit


with a dick pic?
could have at least given some warning

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GuusWayne said:
Due to some comments I actually have the urge to make a tumblr account and put this up for feminists.

Please do it. I have no plans for the weekend so make me a nice show.
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geniobastardo said:
SubaTonic said:

Gee, I wonder why I blocked you?

I only tried to approach you dammit

be nice to each other
Mar 6, 2015 9:03 AM
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geniobastardo said:

I only tried to approach you dammit

This guy ain't interested in your "approaches".

flips hair
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HMMMM
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Involtus said:
geniobastardo said:

I only tried to approach you dammit


with a dick pic?
could have at least given some warning


No, a confession actually.
Jiischa107 said:
geniobastardo said:

I only tried to approach you dammit

be nice to each other

I hate that bitch and I hate you.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 9:04 AM

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SubaTonic said:
geniobastardo said:

I only tried to approach you dammit

This guy ain't interested in your "approaches".

flips hair


> This guy
> flips hair

are you.....homo?
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 9:04 AM
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Looks like you'll die alone. Good luck being single the rest of your life.
Mar 6, 2015 9:04 AM

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wow what a bully
Mar 6, 2015 9:05 AM

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wow what a bully


Didn't Bash tell you anything?
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 9:05 AM

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This list basically cancels out all women on the planet at one point or another.

Doesn't cancel out traps! :3
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geniobastardo said:
are you.....homo?

I'm homo for every man but you, hun.
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geniobastardo said:
Jiischa107 said:
wow what a bully


Didn't Bash tell you anything?

about what
Mar 6, 2015 9:05 AM

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SubaTonic said:
geniobastardo said:
are you.....homo?

I'm homo for every man but you, hun.

But I'm a boy. Not a man.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Mar 6, 2015 9:06 AM

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Jiischa107 said:
geniobastardo said:


Didn't Bash tell you anything?

about what

nevermind
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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