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May 30, 2009 10:53 AM
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Granted, but everyone is jealous and they kill you.


I wish I had a teeny tiny piece of paper
May 30, 2009 12:35 PM
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granted, but you can vaguely see that there are teeny tiny words on the paper but you can't really make out what it says, so you spend loads of money on an expensive microscope to see the words and when you do see them, it just says, 'L_Is_Mine is an idiot for spending so much money' and you get so annoyed that you kill yourself and your entire family.

i wish i had a thesauraus.
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

May 30, 2009 12:53 PM
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Granted, but it's cover is so heavy that you can't open it, even with a crane :P




I wish I had a molecule of oxygen to call my own.
May 30, 2009 8:30 PM
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granted, but you traded the molecule with me for a million bucks

I wish I made an invention that would take me to Japan for free in less than 12 seconds and it did no backfire (I also land in tokyo and meet up with Masashi Kishimoto)
May 30, 2009 9:53 PM

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Granted, but the FBI will be after you and also the greedy bankers.

I wished that Someone in my school is decently addicted to anime and manga.

I ban Gotherika from corrupting this wish.
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May 31, 2009 3:53 AM
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granted, but they hate you and steal all of your manga and anime and your computer so you can't read/watch it online.


i wish i could go to canada
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

May 31, 2009 3:21 PM

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granted, but you getb the swine flu

I wish for a 10 gigabyte USB.
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May 31, 2009 8:36 PM

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Granted but someone steals it an hour after you get it.

I wish to sleep in a field.
Jun 1, 2009 1:37 AM

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granted, but it's not a grassy field with pretty daisies, it is a battle field and you will sleep forever.

I wish I have enough allucation to finish watching Wof's Rain.
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Jun 1, 2009 11:29 PM

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granted, but ur mum used the allucation 24/7 for ROCKET ITALIAN again

i wish Emovation give up her USB for one day



Jun 2, 2009 12:35 AM

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granted. but I'll transfer all my stuff to a CD so I'll still enjoy the full benefits.

I wish that my mom will leave me in peace for 7 days with unlimited allucation.
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Jun 2, 2009 3:53 AM

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granted, but ur grandmother comes along instead

i wish my sister would stop using the DVD player to watch Inuyasha 24/7 and let me use it for my FMA CDs!



Jun 2, 2009 6:39 AM

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Granted, but as soon as you put the CDs in you find that they dont work due to extensive scratches

i wish my dad would teach me how to drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 2, 2009 3:16 PM

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granted...to drive a golf cart.

I wish that I will freeze time and go on the internet and read manga and it won't cost any allucation.
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Jun 2, 2009 11:12 PM

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granted, but with time, ur heart also freezes and cease to beat

I wish someone will click on my squibies.



Jun 3, 2009 3:12 PM

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Granted, but people will mistaken mine for yours...so ...narcissisc move.

I wish for a user-friendly bazooka
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Jun 3, 2009 3:13 PM

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granted since it's user-friendly, it won't work at all

i wish Emo will stop corrupting my wishes



Jun 3, 2009 3:14 PM

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granted. ^^ but instead, I will DESDTROY THEM!

I wish for rules in this forum. DECENT USER FRIENDLY RULES
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Jun 3, 2009 11:34 PM

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granted, because there r already some

i wish Mungalo does well.
@ Emo, if u corrupt this then ur not Mungalo's friend :P



Jun 4, 2009 2:04 AM

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Mungalo does well but in a parallel universe
btw who is mungalo??


i wish for a bike!!!
Jun 4, 2009 3:07 PM

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Granted, a motorbike, but you have to pay $99999999.29 for insurance, licence, government taxes and all that random life stuff.

BTW, 'mungalo' is a FRIEND who has their Piano exam thing on today.
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Jun 4, 2009 3:07 PM

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i take the wish

i wish Emo won't corrupt this wish



Jun 4, 2009 3:10 PM

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Granted, but due to the fact that I hate you, I'll just kill you and take your turn to wish.

I wish for a life
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Jun 4, 2009 11:29 PM

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granted, but ur life sucks

i wish Emo didn't take my wish and corrupted my wish properly



Jun 9, 2009 8:57 AM
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Granted, but now I corrupt it >:D
. . .
*magically corrupt*
>:D whOOhoOowjOwOOo-- - --- --

fear my powerz!!!1111! XD


I wish I could meet Eminem.
Jun 9, 2009 9:11 AM
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granted, but he ignores you (but he doesn't mean it) and you get really angry and drive off a bridge into a river with your pregnant girlfriend (i know you're a girl....but w/e) and you all die o.O


i wish my nephew doesn't die at ANY PRICE
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Jun 9, 2009 9:29 AM
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:O omfg
T^T that's so harsh
XD


Granted, he dies for free. And you get a coupon. [ 5 dollars off your next purchase of chocolate milk ]

XD



I wish i had a piece of a death note page to have my friend write the name of the person who corrupts this wish and my next one.
Jun 9, 2009 11:35 PM

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granted, it would be my honor to be written in the Death Note but you don't know my real name...wat a pity

I wish more people will join mal, i don't care if they ignore me, nor do i die.



Jun 10, 2009 3:21 PM

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*sigh* wish wasted, more people do join on MAL every day. Around 20 per day I think... A while since I ckecked...

stating the grim facts counts as corrupting right?

I wish for gold
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Jun 10, 2009 3:21 PM

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no, that does not count as corrupted

granted, but it's fool's gold



Jun 11, 2009 5:49 AM
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erm, you forgot to wish you dinkus.........i will steal it!!!! mwah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

i wish my IT project would be finished for me by magical elves :)
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Jun 11, 2009 12:09 PM

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Granted but the project will be piss-poor.


I wish I had time for my needs.
"Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and read to all
The details of our ending.
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen,
Shit the bed again,
Typical."

Rosetta Stoned
Jun 11, 2009 1:01 PM
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tbh, kaji, i wouldn't give a flying f*ck how well it was done........just so long as i didn't have to do it XD


granted, but you don't have time for your wants and you are surviving but totally unhappy.
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Jun 11, 2009 10:29 PM

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i take the wish

i wish artgrl57 didn't take my wish and i also wish that she had a wish for me to currupt.



Jun 12, 2009 5:40 AM
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oh sorry...man i am such a hypocrite :(


granted, but i someone else took it and my wish was so easy to corrupt that you cba to corrupt it.

i wish i had a lemon
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Jun 12, 2009 12:48 PM

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granted, but you accidentally squeeze it in your eyes and become permanently blind....then fall down the stairs

i wish i had a an unlimited supply of sushi
Jun 12, 2009 12:58 PM
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granted, but its all rotten and gross so you can't eat it.

i wish i lived in america.
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Jun 12, 2009 1:40 PM
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Granted, but its South America.

I wish for Qoo.
Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM

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granted, but after you die

i wish my USB still works



Jun 13, 2009 2:34 AM
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granted, but it only has 24MB of capacity

i wish my anime list was longer and full of good anime
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Jun 13, 2009 2:54 AM

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granted, but it's all fake and you lost track of which ones were true.

I wish to skip in a field of lillies.
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Jun 13, 2009 4:56 AM

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wat wish is that!?
anyway
granted, you skipped across an endless sea of dead lillies

i wish my careless piano tuner didn't break my tunning pin



Jun 13, 2009 2:09 PM
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granted, but he breaks your neck instead.

i wish i could find a good avatar
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Jun 13, 2009 4:32 PM

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granted, but it violated the MAL forum rules and got deleted

i wish more ppl will join the Envy fan clubs



Jun 13, 2009 9:24 PM

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granted, but to only post comments and spam the forums.

I wish I could dream about anime. Even if it's a wacko one.
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Jun 13, 2009 9:27 PM

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I WISH I HAD ALL THE DVDS I WANT
Jun 13, 2009 9:34 PM

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Granted but you can't watch them.

I wish I could make my own anime.
Jun 13, 2009 10:33 PM

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granted, but it is a tedious process and in the end, you get spammed by 'fans'.

I wish people won't ignore me.
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Jun 14, 2009 12:09 AM

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granted, they ignite you

i wish MY USB DIDN"T CRASH!!!



Jun 15, 2009 12:48 AM

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granted. But it will get destroyed instead.

I wish I could know how to use GIMP properly.
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