You join a talent agency hoping to become a star. Later you are told you are talented enough to be in any type of movie. You are given these choices. What type of movie would you want to star in?
A. Action
B. Comedy
C. Detective/Mystery
D. Horror
E. Musical
F. Romance
G. Porn
You are whitewater rafting with family and friends when the boat turns over. Everyone is drowning due to the speed of the river, but you manage to pull yourself on shore. You run ahead to rescue them when you notice the end of the river ending in a waterfall. You only have the time and strength to rescue one person. Who do you rescue?
A. Wife/Husband/Girlfriend/Boyfriend
B. Dad
C. Mom
D. Best Friend
E. A Sibling
F. No one because you are evil and want to collect the life insurance.
You head to a theme park. Which of the following rides do you get on first?
A. Roller Coaster (50 mph top speed, 160 feet max height, 138 feet max drop and of course lots of loops, twists and turns)
B. Ferris Wheel (540 feet tall)
C. Carousel (nice and easy right?)
D. Drop Tower (390 feet high with a 84 mph drop)
E. Whitewater Rafting Ride (complete with squirt guns shooting you as you zoom pass)
F. Giant Swing (45 mph, 80 feet in the air max, can be nearly upside at the highest point)
G. Shoot-the-Chutes (24 person boat descend a 120 feet high water chute at a 75 degree slope. Upon landing in the lagoon below, each of the ride's three seven-ton boats are capable of generating an amazing 180-degree, 45-foot high splash)
You are invited to your rich uncle's birthday party at his mansion. You get drunk so you decide to stay the night. When you wake up, you find out your uncle dead and bloody. It has the look of murder. Who is the first suspect that comes to your mind?
A. The butler
B. The maid
C. Your aunt
D. The son
E. It has to be a suicide.
F. Yourself in your drunken state.
G. No one, it was a freak accident.
Favorite Fairy Tale
A. Snow White
B. Sleeping Beauty
C. Little Red Riding Hood
D. Beauty and the Beast
E. Jack and the Bean Stalk
F. Cinderella
G. Pinocchio
You are on a trip to a foreign country and you decide to enter a casino. You get lucky and win a raffle for a free game that you would have had to pay a $500000 entry fee for. The game turned out to be russian roulette. Instead of yourself being at the other end of the gun, a thrill seeker that gets a kick out of life and death situations is who the gun is pointed towards. One bullet is entered into a revolver with 6 slots and then they spin the bullet chamber. You are allowed to choose how many times they pull the trigger. The more times they pull, the more you win. Of course the more the trigger is pulled, the higher chance the thrill seeker will die. If he dies, you win nothing. Keep in mind, in this country, this game is legal. You will not be charged with any crime. What do you do?
A. Ask to pull trigger once. Prize- 1 million dollars
B. Ask to pull trigger twice. Prize- 10 million
C. Ask to pull trigger three times. Prize- 100 million
D. Ask to pull trigger four times. Prize- 1 billion
E. Ask to pull trigger five times. Prize- 100 billion
F. You decide not to play the game.
You are chosen to participate in the show, Survivor. Upon arrival, you decide you should form an alliance with one other person as early as possible. Just based on their appearance, who would you approach for an alliance?
A. The fat old guy
B. The big muscular guy
C. The hot girl
D. The guy that is already running around naked
E. The pig-tailed freckled girl with glasses
F. The middle-aged motherly type
G. The skinny guy with tattoos all over his body
You are jogging in the park when you notice a hot girl or guy jogging towards you. The girl or guy is naked. What do you do?
A. Look away
B. Pretend to look away while you peek from the corners of your eyes.
C. Stare
D. Switch directions and jog behind him/her.
E. Yell "Ecchi!"
You are in the very back of a 15-car subway train when a fight breaks out. Your cellphone does not work because you are underground. The other passengers are doing nothing except watching the fight. What do you do?
A. Try to play peacemaker and break up the fight.
B. Join the fight.
C. Egg or cheer them on. "Fight Fight Fight!"
D. Run 15-cars to the very front of the train and tell the driver.
E. Just watch the fight.
F. Ignore them and mind your own business.
You are in the restroom at a restaurant and see a 100-dollar bill in the toilet. There is also a long and large piece of poop in there. What do you do?
A. Grab the $100. You can always wash your hands.
B. Flush the toilet. You're too disgusted to get the money and you don't want anyone else to get it.
C. Ignore it.
You are being forced into going trick-or-treating at the last minute. Sorry there is no way out of it. The only costume shop in your area is almost sold out of costumes. There are only a few choices left. Which costume do you pick?
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You walk out of a store and head to where your car is parked. You see some dude taking a piss right next to your car. What do you do?
A. Kick the crap out of him.
B. Yell.
C. Politely ask him to piss in another direction.
D. Do nothing and just ignore it.
You are sitting in the outside seat in the subway train. All the seats are full except for the one next to you. A really smelly and dirty homeless guy asks you to scoot over. What do you do?
A. Scoot over.
B. Let him take the window seat while you take the outside seat.
C. Refuse to let him sit next to you.
D. Get out of your seat and move away.
Someone sent you a corny love letter asking you to meet at a certain place so he/she can confess to you in person. The letter also comes with the following message:
When I close my eyes I can see,
That my heart is a chamber.
This chamber has a white door,
With a bright silver handle.
But behind the door the chamber is empty.
So throughout the years,
I have made a white chair to sit upon,
Painted the room black to ease my eyes,
And built a white picture frame to place upon the wall,
But it which no picture I painted would fit.
For endless hours I have sat in the chair,
Staring at the empty picture frame.
But only recently has the emptiness of the room bothered me.
I longed for something to fill the gap in the frame.
To make the vast emptiness of the room seem gone.
I sat in that chair and stared at the picture frame until,
I almost thought the emptiness to be eternal.
Then my eyes came across your beauty.
Slowly I painted a picture of that beauty,
And only when I finished the picture,
Did I notice how perfectly it fit the frame,
How perfectly your lovely eyes brightened my world.
How perfectly your marvelous smile filled the room with joy,
And how perfectly you filled the emptiness in the chamber.
When I close my eyes I can see,
That you have filled my heart,
For my heart is a chamber,
And this chamber is no longer empty.
What do you do?
A. Go meet and confront that person.
B. Go to the meeting place, but hide. You are just curious to see who sent you the letter.
C. Ignore the letter.
A flock of pigeons drop a nasty surprise on you while you are walking to work. There are droppings on your head and shirt. What do you do?
A. Head straight to work anyways.
B. Head back home and wash up. Then make an excuse on why you're going to be late.
C. Head back home and wash up. Then pretend you're sick.
It is late at night and everyone in the neighborhood is asleep. You are watching anime when you suddenly hear a noise outside. You go look outside your window and witness the mafia killing someone. They see you and several of them point in your direction. One heads towards your house and slips a piece of paper under your door.
The paper basically says if you tell the police about them, they'd kill you, your family, your friends and everyone related to you in any way. What would you plan to do?
A. Call the police.
B. Plan to move far away either by yourself/with people you know and then call the police.
C. Pretend you didn't witness the killing.
D. Move far away and out of the neighborhood, but don't call the police.
You are at the comedy club with your family. One comedian seems to be picking on you for some reason. He tells a lot of jokes about your looks, clothes and behavior. He also tells a few yo mama jokes about your mom. What do you do?
A. Laugh along with the others like it is no big deal.
B. Be stone faced and have no reaction.
C. Get pissed off and cuss him out.
D. Attempt to make fun of him with jokes of your own. A Comedy battle.
What do you think is the best thing to buy with one dollar?
A. Dollar menu item at a fast food place.
B. One lotto ticket.
C. Several packets of ramen noodles.
D. Plays on a slot machine.
E. Junkfood (chocolate bar/candy/twinkies/bag of chips/soda etc.)
F. Dollar store clothes.
G. Misc. dollar store utensils.
H. Arcade |