| Accidental self-immolation |
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| Inflicted by a rare disease that makes you have painful boners, eventually "it" will explode from severe inflammation and you will die from blood loss. |
"I have been wielding a blade since before your were swimming around your father's scrotum." - Kurou |
| Cyanide in the coffee. |
| His house undergoes foreclosure, dies stepping outside into the light. MasterGlyth said: BLASPHEMY.ambushed by super sentai |
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YorozuyaGinSan said: His house undergoes foreclosure, dies stepping outside into the light. MasterGlyth said: BLASPHEMY.ambushed by super sentai lol the idea of this amusses me greatly I also will say this. |
| from living an extreme life |
| Got struck by a lightning on a sunny day. |
"I have been wielding a blade since before your were swimming around your father's scrotum." - Kurou |
| Losing purpose. |
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| Ate an exploding cookie. |
"I have been wielding a blade since before your were swimming around your father's scrotum." - Kurou |
| Got a deadly rheumatic after practicing KungFu too much. |
| ^ AIDS. ^^ Double tap to the back of the head with a Ruger Mk2 by an enemy agent. |
| Figuring out what my past job was. |
| Accidentally biting their tongue. (holy shit are those teeth sharp) AsianKungFu said: I don't eat cookies.Ate an exploding cookie. |
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| After being defeated by a shrine maiden Edit: attacked by giant jojo's |
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| Chasing a black hole. |
| Stepping on a landmine. |
| natural death |
 <-Go to my awesome YouTube Channel here. |
| Too much catnip |
"I have been wielding a blade since before your were swimming around your father's scrotum." - Kurou |
| by being shot in the chest |
| RRRRRRRRRR |
| tripping over their feet and falling down two flights of stairs while holding a large box of glow in the dark dildos. |
| Hey you! Yeah, you. lets hug it out bitch. |
| shot by gang members |
| RRRRRRRRRR |
| killed by uncle ruckus |
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| Choked to death by a hair ball |
| Hey you! Yeah, you. lets hug it out bitch. |
| Burned by a candle. |
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| Made to "swim with the fishes" by the mafia for squealing |
| Hey you! Yeah, you. lets hug it out bitch. |
| Electrocution while attempting to plug in an electric guitar. |
| drive by shooting |
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| Chocolate |
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| by a falling piece of space junk |
| Hey you! Yeah, you. lets hug it out bitch. |
| Had a heart attack because of too much intense masturbation. |
"I have been wielding a blade since before your were swimming around your father's scrotum." - Kurou |
| Autoerotic asphyxiation |
| Hey you! Yeah, you. lets hug it out bitch. |
| Post-KLK depression got the best of her. |
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| ^ha most likely cut in half by the Scissor Blades |
| Hey you! Yeah, you. lets hug it out bitch. |
| Laying in a flower field and choking on a petal.. |
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| The left over letters from the title rewrite piled up on him. |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about? |
| Second Hand Smoke |
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| Laughing too hard at my awesome puns |
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| Facing me in battle |
| Bleeding to death because of a papercut. |
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| from being a WHORE |
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| In childbirth while robbing a Pharos tomb. |
| "I can definitely broke that rusted iron! Hit me as hard as you can!" - he said. |
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