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Jan 9, 2014 2:22 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
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what about being introverted and having a doting sibling to buy stuff at the convenience store for you? sounds like the easiest compromise to me


HAHAHA! But if you are without the sibling, what are you going to do?
wish for a girl to fall from the sky


As much as I would love for this to happen........

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Parents FTW
Got to move on....my parents are retiring, can't live off of them forever....
Jan 9, 2014 2:24 AM

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Friends,cousins,other relatives dunno
Jan 9, 2014 2:25 AM

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See...this is the good thing about extroversion....no need to rely....just do what you want to do......
Jan 9, 2014 2:30 AM

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Look...in this world there are people who prefer to be alone...sit in the corners and think,read books or listen to the music ...ALL ALONE..and it's bliss for them
Jan 9, 2014 2:36 AM

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Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Look...in this world there are people who prefer to be alone...sit in the corners and think,read books or listen to the music ...ALL ALONE..and it's bliss for them
I do that ALL THE TIME.....no joke. In fact it's my favorite part of the day. My whole, "it's easier to be extroverted" comes from being able to be social with no anxiety....I can do that, but I would rather sit down and read a book any day. As I would like to put it, it never bothers me to be alone and do shit alone (I actually prefer it) But if I have to be social and be around a bunch of people, that's cool with me too. And that's why I say it's easier to be extroverted.
Jan 9, 2014 2:38 AM

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WillyL said:
http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/results/the-golden-compass-daemon-test/?var_Extroversion=-1&var_Sensitivity=-12&var_Openness=-15&fromCGI=1

Victory.
I'm......not sure what this is.......I'm drunk....so you might have to dumb it down for me....
Jan 9, 2014 2:39 AM

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unmemorable_hero said:
Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Look...in this world there are people who prefer to be alone...sit in the corners and think,read books or listen to the music ...ALL ALONE..and it's bliss for them
I do that ALL THE TIME.....no joke. In fact it's my favorite part of the day. My whole, "it's easier to be extroverted" comes from being able to be social with no anxiety....I can do that, but I would rather sit down and read a book any day. As I would like to put it, it never bothers me to be alone and do shit alone (I actually prefer it) But if I have to be social and be around a bunch of people, that's cool with me too. And that's why I say it's easier to be extroverted.


Only difference is that I don't like to social..and I don't try to be..being alone is much more easier
Jan 9, 2014 2:50 AM

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Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
unmemorable_hero said:
Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Look...in this world there are people who prefer to be alone...sit in the corners and think,read books or listen to the music ...ALL ALONE..and it's bliss for them
I do that ALL THE TIME.....no joke. In fact it's my favorite part of the day. My whole, "it's easier to be extroverted" comes from being able to be social with no anxiety....I can do that, but I would rather sit down and read a book any day. As I would like to put it, it never bothers me to be alone and do shit alone (I actually prefer it) But if I have to be social and be around a bunch of people, that's cool with me too. And that's why I say it's easier to be extroverted.


Only difference is that I don't like to social..and I don't try to be..being alone is much more easier
See that's what I was trying to say, in any situation I'm comfortable, which is easy.

But I feel like this has turned into an argument that I didn't even want to have, so here is a video, because I don't like arguments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtGscT3l-bs

It's a good video. Trust me ^^
Jan 9, 2014 2:53 AM
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well since this thread is getting extremely offtopic awfully fast

this was pretty funny (misunderstandings galore)

nsfw
Jan 9, 2014 2:55 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
well since this thread is getting extremely offtopic awfully fast

this was pretty funny (misunderstandings galore)

nsfw
I'm always afraid to look at what you post.....but I will, because I've got nothing to lose :)
Jan 9, 2014 3:02 AM

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unmemorable_hero said:
WillyL said:
http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/results/the-golden-compass-daemon-test/?var_Extroversion=-1&var_Sensitivity=-12&var_Openness=-15&fromCGI=1

Victory.
I'm......not sure what this is.......I'm drunk....so you might have to dumb it down for me....

It's a quiz to decide what animal your soul represents (the one that resembles your personality the most), according to "The Golden Compass" world, or something like that.
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Jan 9, 2014 3:07 AM

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@WillyL That''s too much for my brain.........going to sleep and drink more....
Jan 9, 2014 3:26 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
well since this thread is getting extremely offtopic awfully fast

this was pretty funny (misunderstandings galore)

nsfw


Extremaly weird...poor girl...
Jan 9, 2014 4:44 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGmAmJFUvzM

"And all the chillllllldren, are, innnnnn-saneeeeeeee...."
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Jan 9, 2014 4:44 AM

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INTFs

Introvert(22%) iNtuitive(62%) Feeling(38%) Judging(11%)


Daemon test result:

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/results/the-golden-compass-daemon-test/?var_Extroversion=-2&var_Sensitivity=-5&var_Openness=-7&fromCGI=1

:o
Jan 9, 2014 5:14 AM

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Aww yeah. I am a bitch slap

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
Bitch-Slap

You are 43% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

Bitch-Slap
You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.
Jan 9, 2014 5:55 AM

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PWJP said:
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I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be
Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I support this idea, let's turn a masturbation abstinence thread into a strategic HQ to defeat some guy and take control of an anime internet forum.

Possible MALfiction idea spotted. Thank you for your cooperation.

OT: NSFW (and I certainly wasn't expecting on finding doujin out of this)
Note: If you haven't played the game, do not read it. Spoilers ahoy.
Jan 9, 2014 5:59 AM

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Slytherin
24% Gryffindor, 9% Hufflepuff, 33% Ravenclaw and 52% Slytherin!

Closet Monster
You scored 45 openness, 44 gayness, and 50 education!

Asexual
2% on Heterosexual, 2% on Homosexual, 2% on Bisexual, 0% on Pansexual,4% on Asexual, 2% on Demisexual, 1% on Sapiosexual

Spiteful Loner
You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
Jan 9, 2014 6:11 AM
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Kousoku11 said:
PWJP said:
NotJizzyHitler said:
HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be
Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I support this idea, let's turn a masturbation abstinence thread into a strategic HQ to defeat some guy and take control of an anime internet forum.

Possible MALfiction idea spotted. Thank you for your cooperation.

OT: NSFW (and I certainly wasn't expecting on finding doujin out of this)
Note: If you haven't played the game, do not read it. Spoilers ahoy.
lol, clicked the link, saw the front page, was instantly filled with fear about what could potentially come next xd

wasn't too dangerous though :P
if only it had been that easy to create her paradise ^^

it's not quite the same without the creepy soundtrack & voice acting though
...also regardless of the content, I don't think you could possibly fap to Saya and still be called sane lol, should see a psychatrist if so
Jan 9, 2014 6:13 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
Kousoku11 said:

Note: If you haven't played the game, do not read it. Spoilers ahoy.
lol, clicked the link, saw the front page, was instantly filled with fear about what could potentially come next xd

wasn't too dangerous though :P
if only it had been that easy to create her paradise ^^

it's not quite the same without the creepy soundtrack & voice acting though
...also regardless of the content, I don't think you could possibly fap to Saya and still be called sane lol, should see a psychatrist if so


which game is it?
Jan 9, 2014 6:21 AM

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Wecc said:
HaXXspetten said:
Kousoku11 said:

Note: If you haven't played the game, do not read it. Spoilers ahoy.
lol, clicked the link, saw the front page, was instantly filled with fear about what could potentially come next xd

wasn't too dangerous though :P
if only it had been that easy to create her paradise ^^

it's not quite the same without the creepy soundtrack & voice acting though
...also regardless of the content, I don't think you could possibly fap to Saya and still be called sane lol, should see a psychatrist if so


which game is it?

Saya no Uta; disturbing yet great visual novel by Gen Urobuchi.
Jan 9, 2014 6:28 AM

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Kousoku11 said:
Wecc said:
HaXXspetten said:
Kousoku11 said:

Note: If you haven't played the game, do not read it. Spoilers ahoy.
lol, clicked the link, saw the front page, was instantly filled with fear about what could potentially come next xd

wasn't too dangerous though :P
if only it had been that easy to create her paradise ^^

it's not quite the same without the creepy soundtrack & voice acting though
...also regardless of the content, I don't think you could possibly fap to Saya and still be called sane lol, should see a psychatrist if so


which game is it?

Saya no Uta; disturbing yet great visual novel by Gen Urobuchi.

I googled it and read about it on Wiki, welp.
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Jan 9, 2014 6:37 AM
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is is probably the most fucked up thing I've ever read but it's still really good
Jan 9, 2014 6:41 AM

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So after reading yet another 4 pages of off-topic content, I have finally realized Willy's master plan: keep derailing the thread for a few moments, thus diluting the fap material so we let down our guards. Then the next time someone posts something, it'll much more effective.
ER GAWD WHAT A TWIST .
Jan 9, 2014 6:41 AM

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Wecc said:
Good hax's review says it's short and fucked up hopefully i won't get bored of it like i did with f/sn

even though i haven't completed 1 vn yet Gen Urobuchi and Nitroplus feels like a winning combination to me.

If you try to start with a long one like F/SN, I don't play you (in process of playing it myself).

Saya no Uta is around 6-8 hours, I think. So time-wise, it's easier to read trough. Content-wise... not so much (although it certainly would help participants of this competition in winning...).

HaXXspetten said:
is is probably the most fucked up thing I've ever read but it's still really good

+1. First eroge I ever played.
Second VN I ever played, for ChäoS;HEAd was before that one.

OT: NSFW
Reason I posted this? Just the name of it, really
Kousoku11Jan 9, 2014 6:47 AM
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Saya's more like 4 hours (not counting breaks)
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[OT: NSFW
Reason I posted this? Just the name of it, really
not quite sure what to say 'bout that one
Jan 9, 2014 6:49 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
is is probably the most fucked up thing I've ever read but it's still really good


Exactly.
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All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 6:55 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
is is probably the most fucked up thing I've ever read but it's still really good

Gen Urobuchi, 'course it's good, lol...

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So after reading yet another 4 pages of off-topic content, I have finally realized Willy's master plan: keep derailing the thread for a few moments, thus diluting the fap material so we let down our guards. Then the next time someone posts something, it'll much more effective.
ER GAWD WHAT A TWIST .

Welp, how did you figure it out !? :O

Nah but really, I'm at work most of the time I post here, so yeeeeeah :P
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Jan 9, 2014 6:57 AM

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WillyL said:
HaXXspetten said:
is is probably the most fucked up thing I've ever read but it's still really good

Gen Urobuchi, 'course it's good, lol...

PWJP said:
So after reading yet another 4 pages of off-topic content, I have finally realized Willy's master plan: keep derailing the thread for a few moments, thus diluting the fap material so we let down our guards. Then the next time someone posts something, it'll much more effective.
ER GAWD WHAT A TWIST .

Welp, how did you figure it out !? :O

Nah but really, I'm at work most of the time I post here, so yeeeeeah :P

Ironic, considering the "NSFW" that's in the thread's title.
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All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 7:01 AM

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So I just did this "what is your REAL age Test "

and omg,I'm 37

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/results/the-what-is-your-real-age-test/?var_Age=37&fromCGI=1
Jan 9, 2014 7:05 AM

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Wat
Jan 9, 2014 7:06 AM

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Raikenzera said:
WillyL said:
HaXXspetten said:
is is probably the most fucked up thing I've ever read but it's still really good

Gen Urobuchi, 'course it's good, lol...

PWJP said:
So after reading yet another 4 pages of off-topic content, I have finally realized Willy's master plan: keep derailing the thread for a few moments, thus diluting the fap material so we let down our guards. Then the next time someone posts something, it'll much more effective.
ER GAWD WHAT A TWIST .

Welp, how did you figure it out !? :O

Nah but really, I'm at work most of the time I post here, so yeeeeeah :P

Ironic, considering the "NSFW" that's in the thread's title.

I look at the links at home though, LOL
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Jan 9, 2014 7:10 AM

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I think fapping to Saya should get you the disturbing achievement.

My friend actually did the first time he read Saya no Uta.
Jan 9, 2014 7:11 AM

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So I just did this "what is your REAL age Test "

and omg,I'm 37

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/results/the-what-is-your-real-age-test/?var_Age=37&fromCGI=1


I took the same test, got 40. Seems about right to me.
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All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 7:12 AM

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I think fapping to Saya should get you the disturbing achievement.

My friend actually did the first time he read Saya no Uta.


I should've won that award before this even started, because I have. It took a while, but it worked.
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Jan 9, 2014 7:13 AM

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Wecc said:
So I'm at the first H-scene now. Didn't expect to get there that fast but....



amiright?

Bingo.
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Jan 9, 2014 7:15 AM

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Raikenzera said:
Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
So I just did this "what is your REAL age Test "

and omg,I'm 37

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/results/the-what-is-your-real-age-test/?var_Age=37&fromCGI=1


I took the same test, got 40. Seems about right to me.


Comrade,huh
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Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Raikenzera said:
Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
So I just did this "what is your REAL age Test "

and omg,I'm 37

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/results/the-what-is-your-real-age-test/?var_Age=37&fromCGI=1


I took the same test, got 40. Seems about right to me.


Comrade,huh

Indeed
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Wecc said:
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Wecc said:
So I'm at the first H-scene now. Didn't expect to get there that fast but....



amiright?

Bingo.



Either confirming or disproving that would be a spoiler. And spoilers are no fun.

Just keep playing and you'll find out.
Jan 9, 2014 7:27 AM

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Geez what Facebook anime pages do you follow >.>
Jan 9, 2014 7:34 AM

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Still in, though with the influx of new doujin translations from C85, I might not last long.

Have some Yui and Rito(?). This is a weird one if you think about it.
NSFW of course:
Jan 9, 2014 7:39 AM

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Geezers, my mental age is apparently 30. Some of my friends have pointed out I'm like an old man when it comes to new experiences. Watching live when a heavy bazooka is launched, no fucks given. Like I would've seen it 100 times before.

Some Kyokai no Kanata doujin I found on Facebook (yes, facebook) today. NSFW:


Contents:
Meganekko,
Happy Sex,
School Uniform,
Large Breasts,
Blowjob,
Defloration,
Licking,
Femdom,
Impregnation,
Squirting,
Fingering,
Cunnilingus,
Handjob
Jan 9, 2014 7:41 AM
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this isn't a play by play thread

also as NSFW as it might be, Saya isn't exactly a very erotic story lol
Jan 9, 2014 7:51 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
this isn't a play by play thread

also as NSFW as it might be, Saya isn't exactly a very erotic story lol

Nope, but where there's an H-scene, there's a way.
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All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

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