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Mar 14, 2010 1:05 PM

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Because there's somethin' about that Game-boy graphic design I like.

Why did the E.T. game for Atari system have to be created?
Mar 15, 2010 12:42 PM

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Well no fucking idea what your talking about but..if it's about game..and why...

Well any game is created for the sake of wearing glasses...

V.V

*How do we have color on TV*?

Mar 15, 2010 3:09 PM

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Because someone captured a live splattered rainbow!

why am i cold?

.[We Are The Ocean]. - "Nothing Good Has Happened Yet"
Mar 15, 2010 6:03 PM

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Because there's a snow cone family inside your stomach.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Mar 15, 2010 6:43 PM

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Some punk keeps taping birdseed on the back of my shirt. >.>

Why do plants love music?
Mar 15, 2010 8:55 PM

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Because they know that John Lennon is bigger then Jesus.

why is money!?
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.

--- Carl Sagan
Mar 16, 2010 6:38 PM

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Because people is greed.

Why do most teens wear skinny jeans?
Mar 16, 2010 6:47 PM

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to copy Paris hilton!

what are jeans?
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.

--- Carl Sagan
Mar 16, 2010 6:55 PM

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They are what Paris's bff calls: Mini me's
Mar 17, 2010 3:45 AM

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Uhhh no question to answer e_e

\Mic you broke the ruleee/

Why do people invent stupid laws?

Mar 17, 2010 5:33 AM

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Cuz they are stupid fugKers, duhh!! ;D

Why do people like Twilight [Movie] so much? o_O
Mar 17, 2010 7:33 AM

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Because Twilight is the icing over an abusive relationship.

Why are coyotes so small, yet so creepy sounding?
Mar 18, 2010 2:43 PM

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Because the creepiest things come in small packages.

Why is the earth round?
Mar 20, 2010 5:12 AM

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That's how the alien snow-balling started ....

Why are cats so fluffy?

Mar 20, 2010 11:40 AM

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Because, the first kitty ate the forbidden apple off the tree of knowledge and became instantly aware that she was naked, so she sewed cotton balls to her skin and eventually (through the process of evolution) those cotton balls became known as "kitty fur".


Why does that dog never stop barking?
Mar 21, 2010 1:19 PM

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because it needs some love.

why is nothing good to eat?
Mar 21, 2010 2:52 PM

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Because nothing consists of nothing, a component that does not create goodness in the stomach of human beings.

Why are there so many pointless classes in High School?
Mar 21, 2010 3:10 PM

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Because the I stepped on my cat's tail early this morning...

Why did my cat scratch me?
Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM

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Because he wants Health Care Reform.


Why is there popcorn stuck in my teeth?
Mar 21, 2010 6:14 PM

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Mr. Popcorn is in love with your teeth.

Why do we eat animals?
Mar 21, 2010 7:50 PM

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Because orcs does not taste very good, does they precious?


Why is world peace so impossible?
Mar 22, 2010 12:07 AM

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Satan controls our world. Eh?

WHY!!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Mar 22, 2010 8:35 AM

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Because I said so

Why do I have bad luck with cars?
Mar 22, 2010 9:21 AM

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you don't, cars have bad luck with you


why do we waist time
Mar 22, 2010 9:30 AM

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To Have FuN!~
or.....we just play this in the bathroom.....

Why do I have to do chores when I'm the youngest of my family???
Mar 22, 2010 10:02 AM

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So you have something to remember from your childhood...


Why is computer called computer?

Mar 22, 2010 10:23 AM

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Because the name "Martha" was already taken.


Why is my best friend's boyfriend such an asshole?
Mar 22, 2010 11:41 AM

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Cause he's gay

Why does my sister keep doing weirder and weirder thing?

Jul 31, 2010 1:02 AM

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Cos she felt like it.

Why's your face so ugly?
Apr 15, 2011 9:30 AM

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Because a bird took a dump on it.

Why do pigs not fly?
Apr 21, 2011 8:06 PM

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-Mic- said:
Because a bird took a dump on it.

Why do pigs not fly?


Because back in the times of old when Dragons and Dinosaurs roamed the earth, Pigs were the most frightening creatures to man, then the mighty Zordon cast a magic spell that caused the pigs to turn into delicious creatures of bacon. now if they fly they instantly turn into bacon.


What is love?

Apr 25, 2011 8:27 AM

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Love is that funny feeling you get in the pit of your stomach.....right before you puke.

DX
Jun 12, 2011 5:12 PM

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what are exams? :\
Nov 28, 2011 7:25 AM
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Exams are those things...that you put in your ears to clean them out when the wax is literally pouring out...

What is the meaning of birds?
Dec 25, 2011 7:39 PM

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According to my parents, bees need them for something dealing with babies!

What is a VHS tape?
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.

--- Carl Sagan
Jan 3, 2012 2:31 PM

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A Very Horrible Scary Tape. Do not watch. Or fear death.

How many people standing on top of each other would it take to reach the moon?
Jul 14, 2012 5:30 PM
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None. You just have to step on to the reflection of moon in the water.

Why was the Internet created?
Aug 2, 2012 7:45 PM

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Hentai

Why must people die when they are killed?

Aug 5, 2012 4:44 AM

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Because Shiro Emiya is the God of all decision making.

Why is the sky blue?
Aug 7, 2012 2:29 AM

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'Cause my mommie says so

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aug 7, 2012 11:00 AM

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Because the pavement was littered with baby chickens who had no legs.

Why do the French speak French?
Aug 8, 2012 10:16 PM

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Because a lot of their friend will not understand if they speak Motu.

When will the rain come?
Aug 9, 2012 2:25 PM

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When Giant Alice from Alice in Wonderland starts crying and drowning us all, which happens once a year and always on a Thursday.

Why do moths go into the light?
Aug 11, 2012 12:55 AM

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A: Same reason we do, because In the dark we can't see each other.

Q: Why do my parents think I'm weird?
Nov 11, 2012 11:16 PM

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A: Because anyone that uses MAL has parents that think they are weird. It is a basic law of the universe.

Q: Why do people on Yahoo Answers have no idea what google is?
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Nov 12, 2012 11:17 AM

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Because we're too lazy to search it ourseleves.

How do I get onto ThatGuyWithTheGlasses?

Nov 12, 2012 3:50 PM

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You make as many internet references in your review as you can.

What is the propose of your existence?
Nov 13, 2012 11:08 AM

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To beat up and attack all that oppose my views and make them see the light. DAMN IT NARUTO ISN'T A DARK SERIES!

Why can I not hold all this rage in a cage?

Nov 15, 2012 3:06 PM

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Because cages have gaps and rage leaks out of the gaps.

Why do we read books?
Nov 16, 2012 10:27 AM

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We don't, as far as I am aware, I am the last person on earth that reads books.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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