| From banned dictionary Sq |
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| From my uncle Let's sabotage the results, you in? |
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| In like a teenage Indonesian girl Why won't you love me!?! |
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| Because the bottle’s just too cool to get involved in sticky situations What’s so special about midnight? |
| I prefer midmorning Is Aslan just God's fursona? |
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| Wow that's quite perverted and offensive and I'm reporting you for it Who do I report this sick pervert to? |
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| By peeing in front of a stadium Why haven't the "G20" changed it's name to the "G21" yet? |
SpunkertAug 26, 7:55 AM
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| They're calling it G20 + 1... but the "+1" is silent here. What is a remedy for a headache? |
Why is Gamora? |
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| Because somebody farted some live to it Why there is no reason? |
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| Because Rea can't get pregnant Why does it rain? |
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| To hide the tears Are you ok? |
✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ "I'll be fine, no matter how long it is. If I have you, then I'll be okay..." ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ |
| My name's not Annie (bet nobody will get this song reference) What? |
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| ...Now Skyler, where is the money? |
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| No, I'm right! Why do you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? |
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| Because sometimes, the darkest nights bring out the brightest stars. Also, the devil promised me a free lesson in the art of moonwalking Where are the keys to my car? |
| Because I want the neighbors to watch How would you define the term 'too much man'? |
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| obviously when your muscles start having their own personality, demanding their own zip code, and insisting on being called "Sir" at all times Do you even lift? |
What is the current location of MyAnimeList |
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| Gambling site in Malta Why did you paint flowers? |
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| To kill em Is the British queen really a reptilian? |
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| Nah shes a plant obviously What did Kim Jong Un eat for breakfast |
アイアイアイシテル~ |
| Swiss Bircher muesli like in the good old times when he was at school there Why is Pluto not a planet? |
| Cause it evolved into its stage two evolution, a star Should I download TikTok? |
アイアイアイシテル~ |
| Yes, because it will greatly help you with your sense of time, as the name implies Why do clocks exist? |
| Clocks are the natural habitat and place of living for cuckoo birds, and also spawns them every hour Without clocks we would have to live without these creatures </3 What are the benefits of going outside |
アイアイアイシテル~ |
| Dicks Why aren’t blankets made of metal? |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute     |
| Because metal melts too easily What is ChatGPt used for? |
アイアイアイシテル~ |
| So you can chat to gpt obviously!! Why is the sky blue? |
| Because purple is in the morning Why do we dream? |
We all hate it when you forget about your deadline until last minute |
| So we can watch TV with our eyes shut Why is pho so good |
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| Winnie-the-Pooh have some very good honey Did you know? |
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| And knowing is half the battle What's creating that bulge in your pants? |
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| I should go to a doctor to check that Where is Genghis Khan buried? |
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| Perú Did you master it? |
 I will show my sweet side but "Choosing your own way to die is just another way of choosing your own way to live." We all have a dark side within us |
| I mastered the art of fucking your boyfriend Why is the "S" in Laos silent? |
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| Because... it will kill What that thang smell like? |
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| Woop Woop that's the smell of the police 🚨 How high are you? |
I will show my sweet side but "Choosing your own way to die is just another way of choosing your own way to live." We all have a dark side within us |
| Very high, thanks to my Übermensch genetics Why do Garfield hate Mondays when he dosen't even work? |
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