| Aww what's the matter baby, you don't like $1000 lizard skin shoes in your booty? What's up with what's going down? |
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| Silk Really? Because it covers up the sound of you masturbating, right? |
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| Not in the slightest bud How were you punished in school? |
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| i was turned into a beaver why do you deserve this cake? |
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| 21 how many years have you graced the earth? |
  If I am the extra something that will help you spring forth from your bulb, Then I will keep on waiting for you here, without fail, Until the end of time. |
| I cant eat 🌿 and count at the same time sorry 🐑 Are you a dandelion? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| only on the weekends how many pieces of fudge did you eat last week? |
| If I am the extra something that will help you spring forth from your bulb, Then I will keep on waiting for you here, without fail, Until the end of time. |
| Zero with zero on top How do you fill a stomach? |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| Just cut it up and put things inside it Oh, is that so? You're unable to hear other people's footsteps, so you can't relax and masturbate, huh? |
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| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🗿 Ya how else am i gonna imagine them steppin on me im no genius kay i need the sound PLEASE!!! .. Anyways . Why are cats so cute ? 😡 |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
No reason to explain Ya Like Jazz? |
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| I prefer decepticons What do you need all that rope for? |
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| I'm looking to hang out with some friends this week. How did your last conversation over the phone go? |
| I got a call from a number that went like "%@!%^&^$#@-&*$#" .. it seemed like a very serious international call, so I pick it up and just said "hello", and then I was sucked into the hole at the bottom of my phone, and now I open my eyes, and here I am on this white page answering to Longnines. What is the best advice you got from your mother? |
| You gotta lick it (you gotta lick it) Before we kick it (before we kick it) You gotta take that extra step so we can kick it (so we can kick) What do you want to eat? |
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| Nearby pink carousel~ What do you plant on your backyard? |
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| Waifus Is the fur of Tom (Tom and Jerry) blue or grey? |
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| The one that gets you aroused Why are you so arrogant? |
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| (Answers with a question) Would I have gotten in your room if I wasn't? How many marshmallows can you in your mouth? |
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As many as she can : How do you destroy the moon? |
| By pissing on it. That's right! This is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!! PFFFFFFFFGJT How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the Moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! How will all life on Earth go extinct? |
| Keep farting like that, and you'll achieve that goal Who do you think you are? |
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| I'm a banana stealing alien How do you find a treasure? |
@Jakkun face reveal Jakkun said: How do you find a treasure? At first I draw a 4m x 4m map of the area I'm searching. Then I behead a chicken and let its body run on the map and start digging where it stops. How do you use a condom correctly? |
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| You blow air into it until it balloons up (as much as possible), and tie a string to the bottom to seal the air and hand it over to your lover. Why does it pour when it rains? |
| Because god's bladder is particularly full today Where should one invest their stocks nowadays? |
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| They should invest everything into stockings! Stockings amplifies the power of absolute territory and gives meaning to life. Stockings is the greatest invention of humanity. The only path to success is by investing into stockings. @Hiyajo-san very accurate, but i have evolved into an angel mascot. ___ How do you eat a cake correctly? |
| You put a slice into a mixer and add milk until it is completly liquified. Then you drink it trough a straw. @Jakkun Did you eat too much apple pie? Edit: I forgot to add a question. How do you cast magic? |
Hiyajo-sanJul 24, 3:13 AM
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| I stroke my wand until the white magic shoots out Why do you own a Shou Tucker body pillow? |
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| They say hugging shou tucker can revive my pet dog. So i hug him tightly, hoping my wish comes true. @Hiyajo-san yes... i should stop eating apple pies. Why do fish swim? |
| Because they are walking Tell me why? |
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| Why me tell? Why are you lonely? |
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| you shouldn't judge peoples' names! :O where is everyone tho? |
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| I'm not gay Whats your name? |
| Mommymahitowo Who's your mommy? 🤣 |
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| Granny Goodness Why do you root for Germany when watching World War 2 movies? |
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| Hitler sexy moustache Why do Robbie Rotten work so hard to keep other people lazy? |
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| So he can get free food for the rest of summer Why humans slip down even if nothing would be in the way? |
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| Because Nothing is such a douchebag What is removed-user favorite anime? |
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| Euphoria What made that tremendous stain in your underwear? |
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| Mb I tried to use them as a cooking ingredient What do i do if i accidentally hit someone with my car |
| Sue them If a Serb convert to Islam, would that make him a Bosnian then? |
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| No, it would make him a Hassid ofcourse. Why is blood red in color? |
| Because it reflects the color of the sky. Why does Ireland like green? |
~ In case we become candles, I want to have a nice pose!  |
| They are jelous of the protestants, wich explain their green eyes You got the memo? |
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| I burned it Did you bring the stuff? |
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| Yup 25 kilos of the purest Bolivian cocaine You got the money? |
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| Yes, now show off your asshole Where did Covid really come from? |
SpunkertAug 15, 4:33 AM
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| Chemtrails sq |
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