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| You got mud all over you |
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| I want to see if your ass is the same size as some ecchi character |
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| ^^Alien lice are on your clothes!! Quick take off your clothes! ^ The fate of humanity depends on the color of your underwear! |
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| You have regular lice |
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| It's time for your bath |
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What is this thread? |
| ^^There's a crazy human who only attacks people with clothes on, so stay naked for your survival! ^ Take off your clothes for the sake of your sanity! |
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| You have radioactive rocks on you |
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| THESE clothes are bad!! Escape them by getting naked!!! |
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| Quick, you'll burst into flames if you don't rip everything off rn!! |
| I see a bunch of people coming up, they hate clothes! Rip it off or I'll do it for you! |
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| Absurdo_N won't find his sex drive unless we all get naked |
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| i like your clothes! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF BOY |
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| I just want to measure your temperature.. |
| Fax: -My english is bad -I`m very curious -Peruvians must die |
| I have no time to explain, but there is an evil cult that controls the minds of people who wear clothes!! |
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| There’s jewels stuck on them |
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| If you don't get naked, IPE will faint!! |
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| I'm a doctor and according to my research you're allergic to clothes. |
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| I really, really need to test this soap on your body, so stay naked for the sake of science! |
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| I feel that your clothes are carnivorous. Take them off before they eat you, silly! |
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| I need your clothes for some research |
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| I want to see if I can turn them into Life Fibers like Kill la Kill |
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| I heard there was a transformation device in your clothes somewhere |
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| If you keep wearing these clothes, you will go bald |
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| I'm an judge and i am sentencing you to enternal nudity for your crimes. |
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| The chairman decrees that penguins are to remain naked |
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| Your clothes attract bees |
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| I'm an hypnotist and now you're my pet. And the only piece of clothing pets wears is a collar. |
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| Dinosaurs lived for millions of years without clothes, so you would be fine without them also. |
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| Clothes are for losers, you're a winner so get naked |
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| Your furr is dirty come here |
 Join the Door lovers! club if you are a real door appreciator! |
| You'll save money on electricity, you can just stand outside naked in the rain to get yourself clean! |
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| Clothes actually have ants on them |
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| Because she is so hot that her clothes would catch fire if she didn't take them off uwu |
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| He’s hot enough that clothes will burst into flames |
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| Naturists overthrew the government and implemented a law banning the wearing of clothes. Get naked quickly before the Police see us😠|
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| Do you know who else that did wear clothes? HITLER!!!! So take of all your clothes or you're literally Hitler. |
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| You better take off your clothes or they won't mistake you for a pervert |
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| The quickest and easiest way to lose weight is to not wear clothes! |
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| Clothes are actually genetically engineered government spies created by the CIA in order to monitor the populace's every movement and conversation, utilizing embedded micro-cameras and microphones to gather intelligence and ensure compliance with state directives, while simultaneously collecting biometric data to further refine surveillance algorithms and maintain societal control. |
   the End of the dragon sphere  Speak not the Watchers‚ Draw not the Watchers‚ Speak of me. Paint my likeness.Write not the Watchers‚ Sculpt not the Watchers‚ Write about me. Carve me into stone. Sing not the Watchers‚ Call not the Watchers' name. Sing of me. Call for me. Please. Please realize...that I am here. Hello, friend. |
| Vampires only attack people with clothes on, so stay naked for your own survival |
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| It's to cold for you to wear any clothes. |
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| Humans are animals too |
| Due to recent posts, you have currently been marked on 6 different government watchlists. In order to clear your name, we will have to strip you to check for any illegal possessions. |
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| I need something to dry the bottom of my sink with |
| You are to poor to buy any kind of clothing. |
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| I don't have oven mitts and I need to get my dinner out of the oven |
| Today we start your cold resistance training |
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They are dumb so they wouldn't think of anything if I told them to remove clothes, they'll just go along with it |
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