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Apr 14, 12:56 PM

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you electro cute!
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Apr 14, 12:59 PM

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Electric shocks feels good thinking about it
Apr 18, 4:40 AM

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Harvest.

Apr 18, 5:29 AM

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Thanks for your banana
Apr 18, 6:50 AM

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Wtf just happened?
Apr 18, 9:43 AM

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Apr 18, 1:07 PM

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Oh oops I accidentally took your covers
Apr 18, 11:54 PM

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Good morning, my darling

*gets kicked out of the bed*
Apr 19, 6:51 AM
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Serves tea and says, "Have I ever told you about neutron stars? While neutron stars’ dark cousins, black holes, might get all the attention, neutron stars are actually the densest material that we can directly observe. Black holes are hidden by their event horizon, so we can’t see what’s going on inside. However, neutron stars don’t have such shielding. To get an idea of how dense they are, one sugar cube of neutron star material would weigh about 1 trillion kilograms (or 1 billion tons) on Earth – about as much as a mountain. That is what happens when you cram a star with up to twice the mass of our Sun into a sphere the diameter of a city. Some neutron stars, called pulsars, emit streams of light that we see as flashes because the beams of light sweep in and out of our vision as the star rotates. The fastest known pulsar, named PSR J1748-2446ad, spins 43,000 times every minute. That’s twice as fast as the typical household blender! Over weeks, months or longer, pulsars pulse with more accuracy than an atomic clock, which excites astronomers about the possible applications of measuring the timing of these pulses. Like many objects in space, including Earth, neutron stars have a magnetic field. While all known neutron stars have magnetic fields billions and trillions of times stronger than Earth’s, a type of neutron star known as a magnetar can have a magnetic field another thousand times stronger. These intense magnetic forces can cause starquakes on the surface of a magnetar, rupturing the star’s crust and producing brilliant flashes of gamma rays so powerful that they have been known to travel thousands of light-years across our Milky Way galaxy, causing measurable changes to Earth’s upper atmosphere."
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
Apr 19, 6:52 AM

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*Sips tea* Such intriguing information
Apr 19, 6:54 AM

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Would you leave me.
Apr 19, 6:58 AM
SuperEdgeLordGod

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Threesome, no?
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
Apr 19, 7:04 AM

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millionsome
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Apr 19, 7:14 AM

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hubbadah
Apr 19, 10:15 AM

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i want to eat chicken wings
Apr 19, 10:18 AM

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I’ll grab them in five minutes
Apr 19, 1:22 PM

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grabs MitsukiHimeka and shouts towards the door: "Chicken wings, run! Run while I manage to hold her here!"
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Apr 19, 4:02 PM

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*yawns*
Can you make me pancakes? With strawberry jam?
Apr 19, 4:03 PM

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I shall make them
Apr 19, 4:06 PM

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Yay! I'm hungry after a long night of binging Madoka for the hundredth time
Apr 19, 4:06 PM

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*Brings pancakes*
Apr 19, 4:08 PM

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flyby hom-nom-noms all the pancakes
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Apr 19, 4:52 PM

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PANCAKES
Apr 19, 5:15 PM

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did… you just put milk before the cereal? 🫢
Apr 22, 5:25 AM
SuperEdgeLordGod

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“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
Apr 22, 5:28 AM

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Good morning huh what organization?
Apr 22, 5:29 AM

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can me get a morning cuddle?
Apr 22, 5:39 AM

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Morning pats
Apr 22, 5:48 AM

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please stop climbing on the ceiling (╯︵╰,)
Resign? 🕊➤Yes / No Resign? Yes / ⚔➤No

Apr 22, 4:42 PM
SuperEdgeLordGod

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Hey baby, where you goin'
Please don't rush off so soon
If you leave me like this
What am I gonna do?
Finally my eyes are open
Been dreamin' 'bout you all night long
The only thing that I've been hopin' for is
'Fore you go to work, babe, we get it on
I ain't tryin' to make you blush but
I just wanted to tell ya, I think you're great
I know you're late but I need another taste
Breakfast can wait
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
Apr 22, 4:43 PM

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I'll make you breakfast don't worry
May 11, 9:08 AM
SuperEdgeLordGod

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“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
May 11, 9:10 AM

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Why am I here?



It's okay if you forget me.

May 11, 9:18 AM

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sussybaka
May 11, 9:24 AM

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May 11, 9:41 AM
Oh My! Lions and

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Hmmm well, ok, are you hungry?
Just try and stay out of my way.
Just try!
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!.






May 11, 11:18 AM

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Yes I am hungry
May 11, 11:26 AM

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you are not hungry any more than you are tickled *tickles*
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May 11, 11:27 AM

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*laughs from tickled*
May 11, 11:28 AM

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- What do you want for breakfast? *continues to tickle to make it hard for you to answer*
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May 11, 11:38 AM

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*Laughs hard being tickled*
May 11, 11:40 AM
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*Gives you a morning massage and kisses you and plays with your boobs*
May 11, 11:44 AM

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*Kisses back and enjoys the boob massage*
May 12, 7:36 PM

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I'm scared...



It's okay if you forget me.

May 12, 7:37 PM
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Yawn and go back to sleep or start the day
May 12, 7:47 PM

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*Snuggles up to him* 15 more minutes~
May 12, 8:07 PM

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Stares intently trying to grasp the situation. Then the realization suddenly hits. WHAT IS THIS??! -Attempts to escape-

May 16, 5:30 AM
SuperEdgeLordGod

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“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”
May 16, 5:31 AM

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Is the coffee ready yet?
May 16, 5:32 AM

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my name is not coffee, Himerin, fufufu
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