| Here's a game for the MAL Forums: You basically wish for something and the person that responds after you corrupts it in any manner they see fit. Ex: "I wish for a million bucks!" "Granted, but all you get are a million bucks walking around your yard." So, let's begin. I wish for my waifu to be real. |
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| Granted, but there are no subtitles. I wish for sex with the seiyuu who voices my waifu. |
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| granted but it's english dub only I wish to have a MAL boxing tournament |
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| granted,boxing with ass cheeks oh wait you might like that,exclusive to male users i wish to achieve faster than light speeds |
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| granted, you are sooooo fined for speeding man I wish to taste all types of street food from all the different cuisines around the world! |
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| granted: T T T T T T T T T T these are 10 T. and they are all yours. they want to go camping with you i wish for another day of warm weather like we had yesterday! |
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| granted, but you still feel cold, regardless. I wish that I was able to get things moving that should. |
    Summertime days, passing gentlySunlight, leading to an encounter; Dreams that don't want to end Continue onwards toward the next day While she waits in the air. |
| GRANTED!!! but you have testicular cancer elons gives me a forehead kiss and 1 billion dollars |
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| Granted, but then a robber kills you and takes all your money. I wish to have a boyfrend. |
| Granted, but he'll always forget your face each morning and you'll have to convince him you know each other. I wish I could solve Rubik's cube in 30 seconds. |
| Granted, but they force you do it again and again whole your time besides sleep and dinner. I wish smooth chin and cheeks without any hairlet. |
| granted, but you are not a cat any more i wish to have a bank card with infinite balance |
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| GRANTED!!! but your nips are now the same size as your pp my waifu becomes real |
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| Granted, but she doesn't like you. I wish to go to bed and sleep. |
| granted: you fall asleep right after reading this, then you sleep-walk to your bed, so you go to bed and sleep at the same time, just as you wanted. You wake up when you reach the bed I want to be nicer to people |
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| Granted, but a meteor strike wipes off every human except you. I want a substance that never gets dirty (so I'll never have to wash again). |
| ^^ If that is what you desire so be it. Though be careful while doing nice deeds for people you'll be forced to breaking out into extraneous and absurdly long dance number. The people to your surprise will be totally down for it and join in your pointless dancing until the dancing spreads like a virus to everyone around you, you've become the life of your city! I hope dancing is one of your passions good sir. ^ Consider your wish a reality! Unfortunately in a bizarre development of fate it gives you OCD with the obsession of being a clean freak! I wish to have infinite wisdom. v đź’€ |
ZedlinNov 2, 2023 3:05 PM
| ^ Sure! Dancing is cool! Okay, let it be. You will bathe in your own brilliance all day and do nothing useful. I wish infinite toilet paper! |
| your wish granted! you got yourself an infinite roll of toilet paper! and you should have been happy, should've humbly accepted the gift and the story would end there. Right? But no, you were too greedy: you just HAD to know how it works. You asked yourself: is it really infinite? What if you check? And you started unrolling it non-stop. Toilet paper soon filled your entire bathroom, then your house. Your friends and relatives tried to bring you to your senses, but you would tell them it's okay, that you'd remove everything after you finish unrolling the roll. Your neighbors sued you for blocking sunlight to their gardens and won, but it meant nothing as the court officers couldn't enter the district anyway, and the entire town was soon abandoned as it was completely taken over by toilet paper. They tried to use army to stop the paper, but that only worked for a while, ultimately the humanity couldn't contain it and the world was soon engulfed by toilet paper. The end of our civilization. Through toilet paper. Thanks to you. I wish for a pineapple to appear in my fridge! |
OniMageNov 2, 2023 4:26 PM
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| Granted, but it's just an apple made of pine wood. I wish to be eternally young. |
| granted, but you are also infinitely huge i wish to know a 100% effective pickup line |
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| Granted, but you'll be imprisoned for the rest of your life as a rapist. I wish all men in the world to be gays. |
| granted... nothing changes? wait, does it mean that... oh... hehe i wish for the round table in UN to be a huge cake |
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| Granted, but it has expired and started to mold before it could be eaten. I wish english orthography to be less insane. |
| grantit yu kan spel haeva u vont nau i want to be able to know anyone's crush just by looking at them |
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| Granted, now you know that everybody will be crushed by a meteorite in 5... 4.... 3..... I wish to be able to fly. |
| granted, you are now a big furball creature with a helicopter style rotor i want to climb K2 and safely descend |
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| Granted, but the next moment after you're back to the ground you get shot to death by pakistani governmental terrorists. I wish to take down China's communist party. |
| Granted! People will elect them next year voluntarily. I wish chestnuts to be less spiky. |
| granted. the next day aliens invade Earth and the only thing that scientists found can help to defend against them are spiky chestnuts. now thanks to you they are not spiky enough and we get enslaved and sent to work in mines on distant asteroids i wish for all corrupt / criminal people in power to turn into little pigs |
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| Now you are responsible for taking care of the little pigs. I wish the cure for cancer is discovered. |
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| but no more chocolate in the world I wish to walk on water |
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| The price for this is that you can no longer drink beer I wish evil people would repent and change |
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| but you turn evil I wish to have infinite money |
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| But your friends become unreliable I wish the first aliens humanity meets are not evil |
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| but they look like us I wish to be taller |
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| Granted you can now enter Maria,Rose and Sina I want to be a Billionaire |
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| granted. not very smart of you writing it with capital B, mister SamuraiKsan Billionaire i wish to be able to teleport under anyone's bed at will |
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| Granted, but you've got stuck in textures when the space under someone's bed is too narrow. I wish to become a famous anime director. |
| granted. you are an anime director famous for spending the entire budget of your first project on hookers and expensive champagne and living on the run, hiding from the angry producers i wish to predict your wish |
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| Granted, but now this game bores you. I wish to get a life-long coupon for unlimited free sweets. |
| granted but you develop a sweetness tolerance and need more and more sweet sweets, eventually you turn into a weird creature that consts 99% of sugar / chocolate / marmalade itself and even the sweetest of cakes now taste bitter to you, you hire scientists to synthesize unnaturally extra sweet dessert but when they bring you the test prototype they find that an airhead intern has accidentally eaten you already, having confused you for a cake I wish to know precisely how many frogs are now in the world |
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| Granted but you get crazy of continuously changing number in your head. I wish to never catch cold. |
| DEAL!!! but you catch every other disease known to humans I get to reborn as an omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent god |
I_shoot_kids_frNov 4, 2023 12:10 AM
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| granted but you suffer from knowing what an inferior being you've been in your previous life :D i wish to controll all the icecream in the world (and through this I will control the world) |
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| Granted, but angry crowd orders your public death punishment now. I wish a new keyboard. |
| granted, you get a mysterious light cube without a single key on it. oops, apparently it's too new - it's from the year 3000 and no one knows how to use it and what it is compatible with. but your fridge has already disappeared when you touched it i wish to be friends with all animals |
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| Granted, but you must go to their parties or they won't like you. It applies to fish too. I wish a magic pencil that can create real objects. |
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