| You get our sun but drop it on the floor 'cause it's too hot, the floor melts I insert R2D2 |
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| You receive Nimrod *Inserts the largest crab alive today* |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| You get the smallest spider alive today... don't you immediately lose track of it once you get it home. Now there's a spider somewhere in your house and you have no idea where it is. Have fun with that. :P I insert a skimpy bikini that's just your size. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| Thanks! I'll go have a great time at the hot spring water slides Uzaki-chan went to I insert pool water |
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| You get pee and bandaids I insert eggnog |
| You get eggs and nougat I insert a snowman made from unmeltable snow |
| You get Frosty the Immortal Snowman, who rules over humanity with an iron fist. Thanks to you, we're all now doomed to work in the coal mines for all eternity! I insert the latest expansion for your favorite MMO. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| I give it to the user below me ('tis the season of giving) I insert a pokéball |
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| You get electricuted by Pikachu 'cause he hates being in pokeball I insert a turkey |
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| I eat it 😈 @evilturkey5 i insert a sock |
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| I put butter in it and turn it into a weapon I insert melted ice-cream |
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| I give it to my sister I insert mayo |
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| You get covered in the mayo, then wrapped in bacon. You're than placed a fresh rye bread and topped with lettuce and tomato, turning you into a delicious Bacon Lettuce Tomato and SakuraCheri sandwich! I insert my manga's Last Updates List and tell @Digicat to suck it. :P |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| HWIEHFJKSLDJ WHO'S EATING ME THEN I insert Digicat |
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| I turn into the Hulk and smash the vending machine I insert ducktape |
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| The vending machine company gives you the billl for wrecking the vending machine. Get it? Bill. Duck. It's a pun! I insert some cheddar and sour cream potato chips to go with the bacon lettuce tomato and @SakuraCheri sandwich. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| Hey, at least I'm delicious :9 I insert a coke |
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| I make a coca-cola rocket out of it :D I insert dynamite |
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| I use the ghosty-energy produced by DigiCat and use it to power my potato battery I insert a lemon |
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| I use the lemon as garnish for the sandwich I made earlier. This is turning into a fantastic meal. :D I insert Truck-kun. (or, rather, I moved out of the way at the last minute when Truck-kun tried to Isekai me and it got sucked into the vending machine.) |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get to star in the latest Isekai light novel anime adaption, "I've Been Inserting Random Stuff Into a Vending Machine for 7 Years but became a Vending Machine in Another World so I Maxed Out My Storage Space Stat", or more commonly known as "VenMa" in the anime community. Features a harem which includes a goddess. I insert flight tickets. |
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| Yay! Free plane ride! I insert the plane |
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| You get a bunch of paper planes equal to the mass of a 747 Boeing Airplane. I insert concert tickets. |
| :O @THE-Black-Mage omgee luv truck-kunn I take the concert tickets because they're for my favorite singer I insert sugar |
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| If I take it, it's gone forever I insert your signature |
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| You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir! I insert a rice cooker. |
| I give it to the user below me I insert a banana |
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| You get a minion I insert soft serve ice cream |
| You get a banana split sundae served in a rice cooker. I insert Cait Sith from Final Fantasy VII |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get a no one gave a fuck expression from the vending machine’s screen. I insert the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya. (its trash) |
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| You get to relive the same day for eight endless episodes. I insert a fidget spinner that won't stop spinning. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| the machine spits it back out, it flies out of the earth into space. It is said that it is still there, spinning, to this day. I insert a cloud |
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| I spraypaint it yellow and sell a counterfit nimbus cloud I insert kitty litter |
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| you get smack from the vending machine for inserting litter in it i insert my overwhelming fatigue |
| i am gone from the addition of your tiredness to mine x.x i insert my browsing history >:) |
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| It's too innocent, no one's interested in it I insert expired milk |
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| you aren't wrong... :P how expired is it though? I insert.... a magic wand |
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| I now have the ultimate prank weapon 🤩 I insert ep. 3 of Naruto, so you'll know how expired the milk is |
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| oh god no yuck >+< I insert a password |
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| A wolf disguised in sheep appeared before you and hands you a stick. I insert chopsticks. |
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| You get a treant that's proficient in karate chops. I insert all the ingredients for fudge brownies. |
| You get a house-sized fudge brownie. I insert Bill Wurtz. |
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| You get Ball Wartz. Gross. I insert a Cabbit (half-cat/half-rabbit)  |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get a spaceship (Tenchi Muyo's world is weird as hell) I insert vegan meat |
| I vomit and demand for real meat I insert a bazooka |
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| i search up what it is and then give it away I insert a frankfurter |
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| You get a dissatisfied customer in a fur coat that frankly tells you to also insert a bun next time. I insert a mustard bottle. |
| You get mustard gas. Careful, that stuff'll mess you up real good. I insert the nuclear launch codes. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
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