| Oh yeah sure, when I was an infant I used to suck on tiddies all day What is the most bizarre web page you've ever seen? |
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| I'm pretty sure it was one of the times I ever used the internet, I googled poop(I was little, shutup). I think you can imagine what I found. What's the last thing you googled? |
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| It was cat gifs Can I call you Pooplord now? |
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| No. Do you remember the first time you used the internet? |
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| Nope I sure don't What is your favorite Popsicle flavor? |
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| Probably orange. I usually go for orange flavored things. What's the best thing you can cook |
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| I really don't know how to cook, I know how to make spaghetti, and fried egg sandwiches, that's about it lol What is the scariest experience you've ever had with a stranger? |
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| Don't think I've had one. I've had some strange experiences but never any scary ones. What's your earliest memory? |
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| My earliest memory is of this small house my family and I used to live in out in some town in California. That house was right across the street from a big pomegranate orchard, it was really pretty out there, and we used to have these two boxer dogs named Jake and Leila and they would always have puppies. I didn't understand why at the time cuz I was so little, but my mom would always cut off the tails of the newborn puppies and it would scare me, I thought she was torturing the puppies. I didn't know that everybody does that with boxers. Same question |
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| Weirdly enough I think my earliest memory was of a toy I had. It was a biker mice from mars toy. I think I almost choked on it. I don't know how old I was but it was more or less when I "turned on" and was able to start forming memories. How many pets have you had in your lifetime? |
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| Hmm lemme count real quick. I've had 5 dogs, 6 cats, 1 bunny, 2 snakes, and 1 bearded dragon over my life. How many shots does it take to get you drunk? |
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| Oh man I don't know, I haven't done a proper shot in awhile. 7? 8? That'll probably get me started. Same question |
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| I'm not sure exactly since I've been everywhere with different alcohols, once I was throwing up after like 4 shots and another time I was just drunk after 6, it's weird. If I had to say, then I'd probably use those numbers and say between 4 and 6 What's the deal with airline food? |
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| What are you a stand up comedian from the 80s? C'mon now. There's no such thing as airline food anymore, it's a relic from an era long gone. Have you ever heard of Wacken Open Air? |
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| No I have not What is Wacken Open Air and what is its significance? |
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| Only the biggest fucking metal festival. It's held in Wacken, Germany every year and its the one thing I NEED to go to before I die. Have you ever almost died? |
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| No. Do you have Rem or Ram pictures on your hard disk? |
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| No. Do you think crying is manly? |
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| No but I don't see it as something that detracts from your manliness. How was your day? |
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| So far it has been trash but I'm about to go stay the night at my friend's house, get payed back at least some of the money she owes me, and she's gonna smoke me out, so shit's gonna get better. How was your day, sir? |
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| I'm exhausted... I've been working 6 days a week, 10, 11, 12 hour days. I'm just so fucking exhausted.... so shitty I guess would answer your question. What would you do if you could no longer feel feelings? |
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| I would live a life not guided by emotions but by logic and probably get pretty far in life since there would be no inner turmoil to derail me, but I would enjoy none of it for I would be a hollow shell. What would you do if you discovered a man had been stalking you your entire life? |
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| I would ask him how it's working out for him. I mean I would be more curious than anything. What toppings do you normally order on your pizza? |
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| That's a good question. How many times a day do you pee? |
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| HAHAHAHA *high fives* I don't know, I don't count. Do you count how many times you pee every day? |
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| Nah If you were a cat, what kind of cat would you be? |
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 This kind If you were a dog what kind of dog would you be? |
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Probably one of those dogs that smokes and drinks and plays poker. You know the ones What was the last thing you ate? |
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| I just had me a plate of enchiladas. They were good. What is the most hilariously fucked up joke you've ever read? |
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| Oh man, I don't know, whenever I'm put on the spot for a joke I can never remember any. Same question |
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| I've read far too many insanely fucked up jokes to pick just one Have you ever been out of your home and had to take a poop only to realize that there was no toilet paper? |
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| I have been lucky, no that hasn't happened. Have you ever accidentally told a complete stranger that you were gonna take a melon baller to their vagina? |
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| Hm...I don't remember such an incident. What was the worst book you ever read? |
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| I remember when I was in sixth grade, those Goosebumps books were so fuckin popular then, so I tried to read one and I found it was trash. I wondered why all these other sixth graders could read that series that seemed so clearly meant for second graders If you could choose one person to bind to you forever as your eternal slave, who would it be? |
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| Hmmmm... well if they're going to be my eternal slave I guess it wouldn't matter who it is. If I take away they're free will I certainly wouldn't want it to be someone I like. I mean, if you're asking what I think you're asking I guess I'd just go and find some random hot chick. Personality doesn't really matter much if they're just a slave. What's the farthest distance you've ever walked? |
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| I'm not really sure of the distance because I was following a friend and had no idea where I was, but I do know that the walk took about 5 hours What is the weirdest work related encounter you have ever had? |
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| At one lunch break at my old job that one guy tried to convince everybody to LARP with him. When nobody was interested, he called us nerds for not LARPing. Which country would you like to live in the least? |
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| North Korea, for obvious reasons. Or one of those dirt poor third world African countries were people grow up looking like skeletons and have never even heard of an automatic door. What style of clothing do you prefer for yourself? |
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| Plain black t shirt and jeans. Or basketball shorts. I have a couple band shirts but aside from that it's plain black everything. What is your favorite flavor of potato chip? |
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| Sour cream & onion. That's my shit How have you been? |
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| Shitty Do you think I'll ever become a real princess? |
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| Yes, all you have to do is BELIEVE! Is imdb a reliable source when discussing movie quality? |
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| I have no idea. Can such a thing as a "reliable" source exist when it comes to discussing something such as movie quality? I'm of the belief that the only reliable source is yourself. Someone holds a gun up to your head and says "pick a favorite movie" what do you do? |
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| Shit, if that was happening I would probably just the name of whatever the last movie I watched was. Which was Zootopia. And I'd hope the motherfucker likes Disney movies How many plastic surgeries do you think it would take to look as beautiful as Dayana Crunk? |
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| All of them If you were gonna get plastic surgery, what would you get done? |
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| All of the plastic surgeries. I would start with my nose, which would require several different operations since its just that fucked up. Second, I'd get a chin reduction, third I'd get a facelift, fourth I'd get cheekbone implants, fifth I would get my eyelids lifted and eyes reshaped, sixth would be the breast and booty implants, and lastly, if I could handle all the time it would take to recover, I'd get my jaw done. Probably still wouldn't be as gorgeous as Dayana even after all that Do you think you was a cute kiddo in high school? |
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| Not really. I just think I was stupid. I mean that pic was taken on the way to a hootie and the blowfish concert! Even back then I made poor choices! It's no wonder I'm such a fuck up. Was I? |
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| I'd say so If you found a dead body under your floor what would you do? |
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| Fuck it, eat it, then take a nap. What were you drinking the other night? |
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