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Sep 30, 2015 4:47 PM
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Basically just answer the post above you and then pose your own hypothetical "would you rather" question about anything.

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would you rather be smart and depressed or dumb and happy?
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Sep 30, 2015 6:33 PM
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oooo tuff one...
being smart & depressed wouldn't allow you to use your smartness...

I think I'd rather be dumb and happy unless you can overcome the depression when smart.

wotter bout you d0nger?

Would you rather be ugly but a genuis in math etc or hot w/ an average mind?
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Sep 30, 2015 6:39 PM
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oooo tuff one...
being smart & depressed wouldn't allow you to use your smartness...

I think I'd rather be dumb and happy unless you can overcome the depression when smart.

wotter bout you d0nger?

Would you rather be ugly but a genuis in math etc or hot w/ an average mind?


I'd rather be Ugly but a math genius I suck at math so it would be nice not too.

Would you rather find true love or 10,000,000.
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Sep 30, 2015 7:06 PM
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I would rather find true love. Not to sound all poetic and shit but there is nothing better than true love. I understand that love is a chemical reaction so it's not magical or anything but how could anything be better than permanent validation for your own existence?

jambutters said:
oooo tuff one...
being smart & depressed wouldn't allow you to use your smartness...

I think I'd rather be dumb and happy unless you can overcome the depression when smart.

wotter bout you d0nger?

Would you rather be ugly but a genuis in math etc or hot w/ an average mind?


Ugly but a genius in math. I don't know why but I feel like knowledge is one of the most important things in life.


Would you rather commit suicide or take a pill that reduces your IQ to <70 (the threshold for legal mental retardation)?
Sep 30, 2015 8:20 PM
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commit suicide.

would you rather eat a pancake or get to meet a young version of hitler?
Sep 30, 2015 9:30 PM
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*ignores the rules*

I'd rather be Japanese. Can I be Japanese?
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Sep 30, 2015 9:47 PM
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*ignores the rules*

I'd rather be Japanese. Can I be Japanese?
no. your options are pancake or meet little hitler.
Sep 30, 2015 9:54 PM
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Meet little Hitler

Would you rather commit suicide or kill yourself?????????????????????''????????????????????????????????
Sep 30, 2015 10:01 PM
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tough choice. I'd rather commit sudoku.

would you rather never be able to smell candles again or be banned from visiting any country that has a Y in its name?
Sep 30, 2015 10:22 PM

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No Germany, Kenya , Cyprus, Norway, Malaysia, Uruguay, Paraguay , Syria, Italy, Egypt, Yemen, Yugoslavia, Libya, Turkey, Hungary, Vatican City, Guyana, Holy See, Kyrgyzstan, and Seychelles? I'd rather never smell candles again honestly.

Would you rather have a lot of friends and be poor, or be lonely and rich?
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Lot of friends and be poor, I want to know how does it feels to have friends ;-;

Would you rather watch Boku no Pico for 24 hours or listen to the song you hate the most for 24 hours?
Sep 30, 2015 10:36 PM

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Donger_Senpai said:

Would you rather have a lot of friends and be poor, or be lonely and rich?

Hmm...
I;d rather have friends and be poor really. If you have friends, you can lean on them
No need for a big house and all that bs,
small house, laptop, internet, cup noodles and I'm set for life.

Money i just a piece of paper lol.
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Sep 30, 2015 10:38 PM

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Anna_Cats said:

would you rather never be able to smell candles again or be banned from visiting any country that has a Y in its name?

:o I never had those candles that give off a smell really and I don't think I like the smell of candles at all... so I'll go with the first one.
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Sep 30, 2015 10:38 PM

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Anna_Cats said:

would you rather eat a pancake or get to meet a young version of hitler?


why not both?!
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Sep 30, 2015 10:40 PM

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Would you rather watch Boku no Pico for 24 hours or listen to the song you hate the most for 24 hours?


fawk.... I think boku no pico 24hour lol. 30 min episode I think? So it will only loop less than 100 times,
rather than a song which usually lasts under 4 mins... it would loop for more than 50 times and get stuck in my head.
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would rather slowly change sex as you age or become a platypus at the age of eighty?
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would rather slowly change sex as you age or become a platypus at the age of eighty?


Change sex slowly as I age, that mean i'd look like a transgender anime character at some point.

Would you rather be Japanese or an emofag?
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I'm already an emofag.

would rather drink hitler's breast milk or be hitler's breast milk?
Oct 1, 2015 3:48 PM

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I'm going to go with Hitler's breast milk. tough one though.

Would you rather be a turtle or a sloth?
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Donger_Senpai said:
I'm going to go with Hitler's breast milk. tough one though.

Would you rather be a turtle or a sloth?

I'm already a sloth lol.

Would you rather live one life that lasts 1,000 years or live 10 lives that last 100 years each?
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I would say one life so that I could gain ALL OF THE KNOWLEDGE but I get really emotionally attached to things and would probably drive myself insane.

so I'll say ten lives.

would you rather have the ability to turn into an armadillo or get a $4,000 gift card to starbucks?
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Anna_Cats said:
I would say one life so that I could gain ALL OF THE KNOWLEDGE but I get really emotionally attached to things and would probably drive myself insane.

so I'll say ten lives.

would you rather have the ability to turn into an armadillo or get a $4,000 gift card to starbucks?

What a stupid question, obviously the ability to turn into an armadillo. You know how useful that would be? I could make a ton more money doing a stage show where I transform than if I sold the gift card.

Also, if I'm an armadillo, I could just escape life. People won't go after an armadillo and tell it to go to school, get a job, etc.
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Anna_Cats said:

would you rather have the ability to turn into an armadillo or get a $4,000 gift card to starbucks?


^ what azumaoru said. Also I don't go.... to starbucks at all lol. TOO MAINSTREAM BRO.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
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Anna_Cats said:

would you rather have the ability to turn into an armadillo or get a $4,000 gift card to starbucks?


^ what azumaoru said. Also I don't go.... to starbucks at all lol. TOO MAINSTREAM BRO.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?


Deaf, I hate the thought of not being able to see.

Would you rather have a fox tail or a cat tail suddenly grow out of your body?
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that depends. does the cat detach from my body and I get to keep it and raise it?
if so, I'll take the cat.

would you rather have to verbally command your arms every time you used them (ex: "lift arms," "raise and grab jar") or have horrifying justin bieber-related hallucinations every time you or someone around you passes gas?
Oct 1, 2015 10:16 PM

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probably Justin beiber hallucinations. At least I would know when someone farts.


Would you rather rub your left nipple off with sandpaper or gouge your right eyeball out with a grapefruit spoon?
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Rub my neft nipple off with sandpaper o.o

Would you rather drink a glass full of spiders (who are alive) or eat live worms?
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how exactly would I drink spiders if they're not liquified? can I liquify the spiders? I'll do that.

would you rather be unable to hear the sound of alarms, timers going off, etc, or be unable to say, use, or write the number 10?
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You know, when they're alive and moving it looks more like liquid, lol XD

I would rather be unable to hear the sound of alarms :3

Would you rather have earwax leaking out of your ears for life, or have a runny nose for life?
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Oct 2, 2015 4:35 PM
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earwax. my long emo hair can cover it and I'll just have to deal with doing some constant cleaning.

would you rather only be able to listen to music that's too loud or too quiet?
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My head will explode listening to metalcore/mathcore/etccore/metal loud all day, so I prefer "too quiet"

Would you rather get anal fucked for 24 hours or suck dick for 24 hours?
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Can I choose both? Suck dick.

Would you rather grow boobs so big that you develop scoliosis or grow a second dick halfway down your left thigh?
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If I don't currently have a dick then would I just have this weird deformity on my left thigh? sounds interesting, I'll have that.

would you rather never be in any relationships or only be in bad relationships?
Oct 2, 2015 9:23 PM

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I'd rather never be in any relationships, though I guess it kind of depends on how you define bad relationships.


Would you rather shit flavored chocolate or chocolate flavored shit?
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I'd rather never be in any relationships, though I guess it kind of depends on how you define bad relationships.


Would you rather shit flavored chocolate or chocolate flavored shit?


Shit flavored chocolate at least it's still chocolate.

Would you rather drink blood or urine?
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I rather eat pussy

Wood u rather eat woody's woody or Buzz's buzzy?
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I'd gladly do both


Would you rather deepthroat a BBC or get anal fisted?
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swiftly moving on

would you rather be forced to kill your own pet (assume you have a pet) and eat it or work forever at factory where you have to take dead cat parts and mold them into figurines to sell to children?
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^Lol

Kill my own pet and eat it *begs cat for forgiveness*


Would you rather swim in a sewage or dance naked in front of your family?
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only if I'm allowed to wear a horse mask while dancing naked

would you rather be arrested nine times and sent to prison for a year each, or serve one prison sentence of nine years?
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Serve one prison sentence of nine years

Would you rather be with someone you really hate or have the person you really love hate you?
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would you rather be arrested nine times and sent to prison for a year each, or serve one prison sentence of nine years?

arrested 9 times and sent to prison for each year... because jail isn't that much of a pain, its the people who make it a pain.
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Would you rather be with someone you really hate or have the person you really love hate you?

Ehhh I'd go for the 2nd one. I think people all come to hate me sooner or later.
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swiftly moving on


fucking answer my question you fucking weak little cock munching faggot cunt shit
you call yourself emo when you can't even answer a fucking simple would you rather question? you are an absolute disgrace to emos worldworld. FUCKING FAGGOT WHINY CUNT. how about I come to your house tonight and fucking ram my 30cm of BIG BLACK COCK into your whiny little cunt holes. yeah i'll fuking do it DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK.
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fucking answer my question you fucking weak little cock munching faggot cunt shit
you call yourself emo when you can't even answer a fucking simple would you rather question? you are an absolute disgrace to emos worldworld. FUCKING FAGGOT WHINY CUNT. how about I come to your house tonight and fucking ram my 30cm of BIG BLACK COCK into your whiny little cunt holes. yeah i'll fuking do it DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK.
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would you rather be a really ugly cat or a turtle with no shell?
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would you rather be a really ugly cat or a turtle with no shell?

A really ugly cat lol. Cause humans feed cats no matter what they look like.

Would you rather go back in time to see how the world started etc.
Or would you go forward in time to see how the world will end.
(lol both of em kills you so make choose wisely)
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I'd go forward in time. At least there would be humans that I could probably communicate with then.

Would you rather have permanent bad breath or not be able to taste anything?
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not be able to taste anything.

would you rather be murdered by someone named timothy or murdered by someone named scarybeastman?
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Scarybeastman. That name just sounds metal as fuck, while Timothy sounds like the name of the guy who comes to fix your pool.

Would you rather be forced to listen to Front Porch Step for the rest of your life or be forced to sit through every single Falling In Reverse concert?
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