| @GGM That's what I intend to do....huehuehue.... |
| Then you must be stopped.. I am sorry my friend. *seals Kami (and all Kami clones) in void* |
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| What happened when Kami and green made another bad pun? |
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| But what about the videos we posted on youtube? |
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| You may throw me into the void, disintegrate my body, erase me from existence but the puns.......they will never stop, mhahahhhahaha. "F", another lonely letter. Is it easy to spot a fairy? Do fairies tolerate cheaters? Why did the fairy screw up her job interview? Why was the familiar banished back to the demon world? |
| You didn't really try with the last one did you? |
| What kind of food do fairies like most? Why don't fairies live under toadstools? What kind of fairy grants the wishes of mermaids |
| @Asp Nonsense, it was a joke that had to be made. |
| What is the fairy's favorite mode of transportation? Why was the drunk fairy kicked out of the bell tower? (I'm sorry for this reference btw) OR What do you call a fairy who hasn't taken a bath in a week? What's a fairies favorite soda? Why do fairies like the carnival? Why don't familiars like strangers? |
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| 2nd and 3rd......Dear god, Green.....@.@ |
| It's a fairy, be grateful I even acknowledged her enough to make a joke!!.... you know what?! here!... |
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| You have strange tastes, Green...But even if that's what you enjoy you shouldn't show us that. Now, I'm forced to provide normal fairy pics to heal everyone's eyes. [spoiler]  |
| apparently denied? |
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| More puns!!!! Letter "G"! Oh boy, we don't have a single joke yet and I'm already cringing! I'm not making any of the stone girls puns, someone else do it. What's the gazer's favorite nighttime activity? Why are ghosts bad lairs? How did the ghoul handle her heart-break? Why isn't the Girtabilu invited to tell stories? What did the Spanish ice elemental say to the waiter? Why are the gnomes so practical? Pantsman must make the goblin pun, btw. |
| Do me a favor... Skip the Wight when you get to "W". |
| Haha, you wish. |
| I don't mind a few Wight jokes, it should be wight up my alley :3 |
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Ugh... |
| It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou YandereTheEmo said: The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself. |
| Thanks... |
| It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou YandereTheEmo said: The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself. |
| I didn't get to get on the list yesterday, so y'all can suffer through this one now. Why could the Elf hold more arrows after she got excited? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| @GGM Hmm? What are you talking about, I don't understand.... C'mon guys! The "G" letter girls have so much potential, help me out already!!! |
tygertyger said: I didn't get to get on the list yesterday, so y'all can suffer through this one now. Why could the Elf hold more arrows after she got excited?  |
| It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou YandereTheEmo said: The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself. |
KamikadzeTM said: Pantsman must make the goblin pun, btw. *Shivers* Here goes... "Why is it better not to have Kina keep an eye on your cake?" |
PantsManJun 28, 2014 7:27 AM
| I didn't know you two were married already :P |
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| They aren't anymore........ u_u |
KamikadzeTM said: They aren't anymore........ u_u All because of you and your puns... T_T |
| Don't push the blame for that terrible joke.... |
| Puns aren't all bad just most people aren't good at making them |
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| So what you're telling me, is there is a single Kina strolling around out there?... DIBS! |
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| Today is G right? Why don't grizzles like hanging out at british royalty impersonation parties? |
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MoniStar said: Today is G right? Why don't grizzles like hanging out at british royalty impersonation parties? wow i must say that pun was rather grisly |
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greatgreenman said: So what you're telling me, is there is a single Kina strolling around out there?... DIBS! Hands off, filthy NTRist! |
PantsMan said: greatgreenman said: So what you're telling me, is there is a single Kina strolling around out there?... DIBS! Hands off, filthy NTRist! Just thought of a title for my next MSG jaunt: "Kina Netori Conquest: So You Actually Thought That Was a Good Idea, Did You?" That's definitely (probably) not going to happen. |
emeraldtryst said: PantsMan said: Hands off, filthy NTRist! Just thought of a title for my next MSG jaunt: "Kina Netori Conquest: So You Actually Thought That Was a Good Idea, Did You?" That's definitely (probably) not going to happen. I would have said Goblins Gone Crazy: Stealing A Man's Wife the Game |
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| Seems like I need to make the rest of the G puns myself. Why did the Gargoyle leave her husband? Why was one of the Giant Ants kicked out of the colony? Why is the Giant Slug disliked at the bar? Why are the golems so unfriendly? ...o.o ...this next one.. How would the Gyoubu Danukis fight in modern times? All right one more try. What did the Danuki say to her business partner? |
PantsMan said: Too late, I called DIBS :3greatgreenman said: So what you're telling me, is there is a single Kina strolling around out there?... DIBS! Hands off, filthy NTRist! |
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| somehow I dont like those play on words o.o heh :-j |
| They are not meant to be liked. Their purpose is to cause you to cringe. |
| bad puns will be bad |
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greatgreenman said: PantsMan said: Too late, I called DIBS :3Hands off, filthy NTRist! Dibs shmibs! She's with me! >:( ("I am?" Not now, Kina...) Besides, what would Nadia say if she saw you grovelling over some stranger like this...? |
PantsMan said: Dibs shmibs! She's with me! >:( ("I am?" Not now, Kina...) Besides, what would Nadia say if she saw you grovelling over some stranger like this...? O.O..... "What's he saying about you groveling over a Goblin Shawn?" *gulp* "You can grovel for us if you'd like..." Now uh.. let's take it easy ladies, it was just a j-- *Squeeze* Can't.... Breathe!! hehehehe |
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| What's a Golem's favorite kind of music? What is the Gyoubu Danuki's sexual orientation? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Ahahaha, the Golem is lame as fuck, but the Danuki one is gold xD |
| i feel i dont understand the rules here :T |
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| You just make puns or one liners based around monster girls, they are going alphabetically and right now are on G's. So sticking with either something in their name, or somethng about their descriptions make a joke. They're typically really crap jokes, the lamer the better but they need to make sense for the most part. Example: What's the Girtablilu's favorite band? What color socks does the grizzly wear? What do you call a Grizzly who lost all her teeth? Why does a Gargoyle make a bad lawyer? |
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| Btw we can start with the next letter tomorrow. |
| were they all finished? |
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| Yes, check out a few pages back. |
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